Ayatollah Hermione

Everything crossed that this is the end of the away day slump

Outstanding. Especially considering we had to fight the ref in the first half

Fantastic second half (until now). I’d be tempted to swap Burn out for Kelly if these start throwing the kitchen sink at it

We’re clearly getting fuck all off Taylor today so would be nice if our players stopped trying to wait for fouls instead of passing

Disappointing draw for them today but their biggest game of the weekend is tomorrow anyway

All great teams come to an end

There can’t be many places left in North Tyneside that HMHM hasn’t done a quick shift in. I’ll see you in my place after Christmas, mate

What stops it from being an 8.8?

Something much deeper and malignant that the Democrats have allowed to happen because they simply have not offered anything worth believing in. Lie or otherwise. The time for morality has gone. That train has left the station and they didn’t even make an attempt to get on the cunt

Aye. It’s alright saying “haha, they so silly and uninformed” when they’re the ones who are basically helping lurch the world to the right because they’re listening to the one group of people who are paying attention to them. It’s racist and impossible promises but the alternative side is offering them fuck all. Brexit had a rational side and a side offering the land of milk and honey. Which one won out? This US Election had the status quo or the bloke lying about making everyone better off. Which one won?

The ones in my experience did but they went and voted for Reform. If the Tories get a brain between them, they could quite easily shift their rhetoric towards Reform’s and mobilise a lot of working class voters IMO. Though that might be the cynicism in me

There’s lads I work and have worked with, who are younger than me, that are totally taken in by whatever they read on Facebook and Twitter. Due to it constantly pumping it into their feed if they’ve so much as engaged with it once. People saying it’s just older racists are living in fantasy land

Not in my case. I do what I can to keep healthy how I can but that’s more for general upkeep. I’m not sitting there going “This food will limit my chance of cancer. This vitamin will help stop chances of a stroke. This walk will help my heart” You do it because it improves the general quality of your life and body, not because you’re desperately trying to build a flood wall against specific disease. If your body is going to succumb to something, it will. Luckily for you, I imagine you get regular check ups and things would be caught early doors anyway

Not to mention his obsession with AI which is currently using more energy than most of the world combined. Make sure to recycle your cans though, lads

Hope you’re doing grand, Andrew. Finding someone else to run this place would have been a nightmare

Was the same on this new estate last night. Throngs of spackerjacks lining up to gawp at the bang bang lights in the sky while one of our cats didn’t know where to turn for the best. Hope whichever fuckwit spent his life savings on the nigh on 3 hour display he put on opposite us shits out a hedgehog this morning

I think we’d all worry if we got terminal cancer but we don’t spend all day worrying that we MIGHT get it one day. I think that’s the distinction. I think the saving grace in that fucking insane country is that, often, whoever gets in is just one cheek of the same arse but it’s more the implications on the rest of the planet I’m worried about. But things glided along on a knives edge last time and probably will again while the world burns

Gemmill won’t be sent to fight in the war for natural resources due to his dodgy heart tbf so he might actually be alright

We’re in the spiral now, boys and we all know how this ends. Musk and Zuckerberg pumping more shite into everyone’s timelines, AI blurring the lines where nobody knows what to believe, Farage pumped into a position of relevance by association, climate change coming showing no signs of slowing and will never improve with this freak in power over there and Europe probably soon to follow suit in the far-right lurch. Labour better show something fast

This all seems like bad news.

McTominay has probably been on the better side of 60-70k for his last few years at Man United. When you consider he’s Scottish and therefore tighter than a matador’s pants, he’ll have spent fuck all so can swan about Napoli with a bit of a pay cut

I’m not reading that but if Strawberry Letter 23 isn’t in, then it’s a huge failure

I would simply not allow an Everton fan into my orbit

Fathered a fit daughter as well. Fair play to him

Absolutely brilliant to beat that cunt Arteta and even better that he can’t create a conspiracy about it.