Ayatollah Hermione

Brilliant second half after the hour mark. Gave them absolutely nothing and there was always the sense that we could have made subs earlier and turned the screw some more. Bruno phenomenal in that period with the only downside being Schar getting himself booked like a tit. Seeing Amorim desperately throw things at the wall and getting nowhere was brilliant. If he can’t course correct and play a different way, they might genuinely be in a scrap

Been far too casual in the last 15 minutes. These score and it becomes a different game. Bruno has been wasteful too, waiting for fouls that aren’t going to arrive

Man United fan Gary Neville wanting goals disallowed on commentary, is it?

Foul for Man Utd because that fuckwit ran into Tonali

Drury starting his bullshit already

You’ve got to come to Newcastle/For the Christmas Sales

Man Utd practicing defending corners in the warm up

Kelleher is a canny enough keeper but is absolutely a beneficiary of the Liverpool wankfest in the press

They’ll turn up tonight, depleted midfield or not. If losing to Wolves hasn’t give them the rocket, nowt will and Amorim is probably going to be forced into some kind of pragmatism with his set up

Started Squid Game Season 2 and can’t remember a single fucking thing that happened. My lass is watching it with the shit dub as well. This will be a long 8 hours

He’s basically if CT took his cup making business global. It’s the end game of that

Wish I had better advice but as everyone else has said, being annoyed that you’ve fell short of perfection isn’t the way to go. It was always going to be a long job and you’ve done incredibly well up to now. And remember, when you’re hungover, everything seems a hundred times worse. Get yourself an early night and you’ll have a fresh perspective tomorrow, I’d bet on it

McCann

Laugh how the blame is on the players for not being good enough to play in his “system” Well, why not try a system that fits the players and why hire a manager who is so incompatible with the players he has?

Classic case of Shearer trying not to sound biased

These are in a pub somewhere round here but can I fuck remember which one. I think, anyway

It couldn’t have went any worse for them today so I’m not holding my breath You have to think Tonali and Bruno, the form they’re in, will be too much for whoever is left of their central midfield

Outstanding day out at the football. Thought we were far better when they had 11 and they can have no complaints. Especially not about that sending off. Had a feeling that Duran would lash out in some way since he was getting fuck all off Schar but didn’t expect it so quickly. Tonali, Hall and Joelinton all world class today for me.

Haven’t had a lot to drink today for whatever reason. Saving myself for tomorrow would be the reason I’d give but it’s never stopped me before

It’ll be Tequila Rose next

Hope things go OK, KD. I’m sure once you all get together for Xmas, things will turn out alright on the night at least

Send either of them my way first. I’m not fussy

All the best, ladies. As always, knuckle down and we’ll get through to Boxing Day in no time

Saka out for “several weeks” with his hamstring injury apparently What a shame

Aye, I’m not a boxing know it all and I had a lot to drink last night but this was my read of it. Fury would spend a round throwing punches and then spend the next round fucking knackered