Ayatollah Hermione

Liam Bones is a brave name for a man with absolutely no bone structure to his face

Shouldn’t they be worried about their game against Rochdale or Spennymoor or whoever they have on Friday?

Aye, one is playing at the peak of world football and the other one is Jude Bellingham

XG is weird because those momentum bars are so much better at showing the balance of a game

It was done on Sunday tbh. It’s just a case of where in the top 5 we finish

Playing Glad All Over

Outrageous that Tonali plays for us, like. You obviously hope for it with the takeover that you’d get players of his and Isak’s caliber but to actually see it and see them thriving is still surreal. Especially with an actual cup thrown in

One day, one of those corners to Tonali is going to end up with a goal of the season

Was thinking that this co-commentator is talking some absolute dogshit and of course. It’s Chris Sutton

Joelinton avoids his booking, thank fuck. He looks annoyed because I think he reckons he’d get a goal

What’s Burn got booked for there?! For correctly pointing out that this ref is a useless cunt?

Scores the hardest chance

Still time for Murphy to sneak into the Ballon D’Or shortlist?

Incredible motivational tactic from Eddie. Get hospitalised to push the players to greatness

Bloody hell

Absolutely fucking brilliant from Barnes. What a goal from front to back

If they had equalised, it would have been criminal like. We’ve absolutely bossed them

Fuck off, you pigeon raping cunts

Pope gets there first?!

So I’m behind obviously

Hope this lot keep going down after challenging for every header. They’re doing our job of killing the momentum

If Murphy can keep this up until next season, we can probably afford to go less big on a winger What a fucking hit

I paid for YouTube Premium and I can’t go back. You’re basically paying to make YouTube go back to how it was 15 years ago but the ads are so ubiquitous now that it’s beyond a joke. You pause a video and it’s popping an advert up ffs

The Japanese one is the original and the couple of series of that I’ve watched are insane. Obviously there’s the language and cultural barrier but it had me buckled. Also on Prime IIRC

The Canadian one was even worse. They kept banging on about one of them being a comedy legend and the other contestants were saying how hard it was to keep it together when this bloke was offering up a total embarrassment of a comedy routine. I could have walked onto that set, stayed totally silent for the entire time and not even cracked a smile. Well, for the 2 hours I watched