Ayatollah Hermione

Kelly has been much better at LCB than at LB so I’m not too concerned with losing Burn. Kelly has got to see this as a chance to get his foot in the first team

And I have made Ana De Armas my top target for a steamy bout of top shagging.

Be warned, it’ll be on console first and then probably won’t get to PC for a year or so after

I see that cunt Geldof is trying to tell Africans they’re wrong about their own countries now

Silo is gold standard. It’s going to be a nightmare waiting until Season 2 is done so I can binge it

Do I need to watch that Batman film before watching it? If so, I’m fucked because finding time to watch a 3 hour film these days is nigh on impossible

Anybody migrated to BlueSky yet? I knocked Twitter on the head before it became an AI riddled, Cryptofascist hellscape but this seems like a deliberate throwback to 2012 Twitter. Hopefully it can keep the knackerjacks away for a while. Anyway, I’m VirtuaStiva if you want top notch content

Of course they do. First we gave them the vote and look where it’s led

Alex Scott is a shite presenter and I’m not even that racist

He’s probably shit the bed calling him a German cunt but everything else is fairly common knowledge. Though he did give that cheap free kick in the final that Man Utd scored from so fuck him

Stopping the film to show a quick educational video

Laughed at Richards saying Everton are “doing alright” on MOTD when they’ve won 2 games all season Proof positive that pundits just look at the table and make their judgement from there

I’d be surprised if the Saudis gave him a proper burial

I’ll be amazed how they manage to get to the conclusion that the refs were on our side today

Hard lines

Brilliant pair of subs again from Edward. Let’s hope we’ve got the early season nonsense behind us

Everything crossed that this is the end of the away day slump

Outstanding. Especially considering we had to fight the ref in the first half

Fantastic second half (until now). I’d be tempted to swap Burn out for Kelly if these start throwing the kitchen sink at it

We’re clearly getting fuck all off Taylor today so would be nice if our players stopped trying to wait for fouls instead of passing

Disappointing draw for them today but their biggest game of the weekend is tomorrow anyway

All great teams come to an end

There can’t be many places left in North Tyneside that HMHM hasn’t done a quick shift in. I’ll see you in my place after Christmas, mate

I’m glad he’s getting some recognition but it’s all for nothing really until Tuchel gets in. If he doesn’t fancy him then he’s on a hiding for nowt

What stops it from being an 8.8?