RobElliott

Lol

Eddie saving us for Saturday. Also Neville sounds like he reading from a script...

I'd pay good money to listen to Waddle pronounce the names of the Chelsea bench :D. .

Liverpool for me and its not even close. I find the mackems pathetic and hilarious but I cannot stand liverpool! Apart from that they are dead on

Nah its a baby breastfeeding lad

Was it not the shitting on the train resulting in an exclusion zone for said carriage that was the problem or was that someone else on here?

3-1 underestimates the gap between them and City, so Ten Fraud is indeed correct!

New OnlyFans startup in leeds?

Getting our next 7 years of bad luck draws out of the way this season, non league the whole way to a cup double next year!

0-0 Wilson to score with Mrs Wykiki and miss the pens

When he says law school, what he means was his day in court for flashing in the park at a couple of old women

Hows the Kimchi did ya say?

Like Sunlun?

Word on the street is that when Ashworths references said he was a stand up guy it actually meant he was a stander and not a sitter...

Still think I'd have Galllagher for us

Isn't it obvious why he got a new contract? Otherwise we wouldn't have a Swedish Tekball doubles team at the training ground

Howe long was he out with his achilles?

4 month investigation, finding out where she went for walks, worked etc. Bonkers! No wonder we have no money for transfers Still, Kept Penfold busy for 4 months...

Stole my joke!

How do you put someone on ignore on here anyway, Ive always wondered?

To be fair its going to be hard to get into a City midfield of KDB, Grealish, Foden, Rodri, Bernado Silva, Doku, Nunes. Kovacic. Philips had to take a loan move Oscar Bobb would probably be a starter at any other Premier league team

What about a Cher song? Do you believe in life after Bruce?

We should get Chris Wood back Wonder If Isak out would they pull the trigger on a signing?

Just seen the prize fund for the FA Cup. We won £105k for beating the Mackems and £120k for tonight. Winner gets £2m. That's Target's next 3 wages covered In contrast the winner of the Carabao Cup gets £100k and the runner up £50k is it any wonder why the big teams throw out the second string in the early rounds

Good job we had Brexit then!