RobElliott

Aye, ask the missus if she can go on top for a few months to save his hammys for the weekends

* Mrs wykiki enters the chat

Always thought Duncan Edwards was supposed to be the best English player ever, albeit with a life cut tragically short

Gaz wanted to have a feel of Gordons missus's whammers and Gordon said no

I'd say if he had died it would have kicked off a civil war in the US?

Fam innit blud?

What do we reckon the odds are on the word being "cunt"?

Who do you think is paid to herd the lepers out of the dole office with cattle prods?

This is a shite watch

The ref must be a closet Man U fan wanting to keep Southgate away from Man U

As good as Trippier has been and kickstarted the revolution I think it's time he moved on. Tino will be even better next year and neither will want to be second fiddle. Plus it's been obvious this off the field stuff had been affecting his performances.

We have the expertise recruited to deal with this shite

Heard Ronaldo voted tories as well

Aye and what about Paul Mitchell?

Feck me, is he one of these LGBT activists?

Is this Adam Pearsons private jet?

Also says in the article that he isnt keen on joining the second biggest team in the North East and is a MLF

Thats what Prince Andrew said as well

Feckin greeks! Coming over here and stealing our women!

On way home from hols and haven't been able to watch a minute of England so that's been a huge plus

Mats Sels??? 😬

We could just accept £7m for Ashworth and that takes us to the £40m mark

Smoke and mirrors, it now makes sense that you are the chicken nonce in disguise 🥸

Would the premier league make an example of us and dock us something ridiculous?

There he is, he has pissed off in hembarrasment already