RobElliott

Think the one on the left is his lass

The guy on the right is 44 allegedly. Puts his youthful looks down to a daily dip in the sewage down at the beach which keeps the pores open

We weren't nearly as effective when Longstaff was out injured so I think this is an important signing

No not at all, have you ever seen Gemmill and Adam P in the same room at the same time?

One and the same Fish

That Kev Lawson fella seems to have a great insight. Enjoy reading his stuff! Maybe part of the contract for Livramento is to pretend he is Italian to help Tonali settle in quickly

He must be heading to the Bigg market for a weekend on the lash

I wonder what the update from this knacker was!

Imagine how buzzing you will be if you run into Adam P!

Surely if Gerrard had dusted himself down and rolled his sleeves up then things would have sorted themselves out at Villa?

If anyone uses kickstarter I see there is now cutlery for mags at work... No seagull related fundraisers on there yet mind you so no doubt another meltdown on the SMB to come

I see Man U are channelling their inner Newcastle this year

Aye he was entertaining and got us out of a hole during bruceball but will be one of a line of mercurial French players we have had over the years

Any money one of the clubs complaining is Liverpool!

This ASM stuff is starting to get a bit tiresome. I have engaged a bit in the banter but it's starting to get a bit bitter tbh. Cracking player on his day but no player bigger than the club and sI trust Eddie and the team 👍

New 3rd strip

FYP

Leighton Baines still playing? He could still do a job I reckon.

LTA with the sniper rifle...

I am very happy with Barnes based on what I have seen. Based on what Eddie did with big Joe, any defensive issues he has can be worked on! For the right side of midfield I still don't know how Ashby will develop but he showed glimpses of promise in the last friendly and was playing further forward so who knows? Jacob Murphy has gone way up in my estimation since last season so we might be able to get through to January with those. A really direct Barnes may free up Miggy a bit more as teams cottoned onto him mid season.

Does he have his own app though?

Didn't know he had made a game. I play and design a few myself. Had a look at his game though, and it isn't great! Can't see how it took him 9 hours to teach it! Looks very flashy but in the end it didn't deliver

Bruno well off the pace, Murphy looks decent since he has been on

Heard her say for bedroom matters he is a bit like ASM on the pitch, lots of promise in the build-up but in the final third there is no end product 😜

Ah shite I was hoping ASM was Maxi and trying to get him to sign for one of the Arab teams for big monies 😂