RobElliott

I think at this stage of the window the only thing we need is a player capable of unlocking defences. Hopefully with Bruno pushing forward and Gordon providing a high press to let Big Joe kill everything in sight in central midfield and we should be good barring any injury disasters

I know he is a shithouse on the pitch but Gordon seems like a nice lad off it

Hendrick will be like a new signing, he has dusted himsel down and rolled his sleeves up

Romano's Twitter profile photo looks like he is putting in an order at the Chinese. "Can I have 2 Honey Chili Chicken with Fried Rice plus a portion of prawn crackers please?" I'd say at this rate, it will be Chicken Nonce answering the phone in the takeaway

Is this Romano boyo a more professional Sean Casey or does he actually have connections?

Well... Chicken Nonce has said we aren't going to be making any other signings in Jan so I don't know who to believe

Hope it wasn't big Joe who gave him a lift...

I think Eddie knows what he is doing and let's Jacob Murphy go back to his best position, bein a shithouse on the sidelines with Lascelles

See Madison starting for Leicester City today so my inner ITK in me is saying that transfer isn't happening this month and we will definitely revisit in the summer 😂

What do Sean Casey and their ilk actually gain from posting all this nonsense, apart from a bit of attention?

Heard he would rather cement his place in the team rather than move 🤣

Heard Karius has asked him to come over and keep the Mrs company while he is out for the afternoon

Rats and sinking ships eh?

Storey in that photo looks like what I imagine Mike Ashley would do if he was living feral in the woods for 12 months

Sexually Transmitted Infectious Disease?

Heard he got side tracked

Aye, wait till they see the man mountain Ryan Fraser

With Gordon coming it will be like old times again with Beardsley

Gordon has lots of potential in the shithousery department which I'm sure Eddie and Mad Dog love. I'd say if we get him, Lascelles will take him under his wing and show him the ropes

That 0-0 in the early match was a great result for us!

What's the chances cabbage face will take credit for the Wood loan?

Maybe Dwight Gayle is coming back 😂

Good move for Wood IMO. Definitely think while he is giving 100% the £25m price tag is affecting him so could see him do well. Unless they see Wood as the key to our success and screw us over for the rest of the season like Burnley last year! Would then free up space in the squad for Ross Stewart if we could afford him, he was willing to take the step down and throw out all his morals at the same time...

The only reason Fulham lost against us was that theu were holding themselves back to give themselves the best chance of keeping touch Vs the top team in the NE in the FA Cup marra

I remember watching a game Vs Man City at their place years ago when Kompany was in his prime and I remember our team being tiny in comparison and knew we were going to get humped. It's class that it's now us and we have Joe, Sven, Big Dan etc in the lineup so this monster from Lazio would be class