RobElliott

They just re-use the wedding invite cards marra as printers haven't reached Mordor yet

When you think about it, the list of fixtures at the start of the season, the CL group opponents and our opponents in the Carabao Cup it's nothing short of magnificent the tune Eddie has got out of the players.

I don't want Bruno to leave in the slightest but if he does go for £100m we could in theory spunk £500m on new players by spreading over 5 years. He took a chance on us when we could have been relegated so I think he will stay. He is idolised here and his Mrs seems to love it here too. Not that we would be that foolish to spunk £500m but it would open so many doors financially. Besides, once we get everyone back Europe is very manageable with the squad we have

I see Lauren James has been getting abuse online after stamping on another player but didn't see the footage. Did she not get sent off too in the WC in the summer for stamping?

Farage meeting the GB news staff like the awkward staff meeting Prince Phillip but with less racism

Is this contact a Mr Sean Casey? You would think Kalvin Phillips would have enough money to be able to get a detached house

If Burn is back does he start (or sub on for) CB or LB?

Quintuple, We have a chance to win NE Top Dogs if we can overcome the odds and beat our incestous neighbours in the FA Cup. Tall ask mind you

Would love to hear what Brian Moore would think of Popes kicking...

Hoping to watch Man U vs Bayern with the wee man for a bit of comedy this evening plus after match drama / bedwetting from pundits

We need Brian Moore from the rugby to come in and commentate... Totally unbiased

Gavin Peacock is completely wrong and I'm a Christian but then again I'm not grifting We need better punditry full stop, whether that's male, female or moose.

Aye, for me I've got misophonia and aside from sounds like noisy eating (which is by far the worst trigger for me) another one is very high pitched voices which some female commentators can trigger when there is goalmouth action etc. So sometimes I have to switch off. Then again, you have arseholes like "Fletch" who I can't listen to either, just because they are arseholes. Maybe I'm just an old fecker. 😂 End of the day the best people should get the job, whether it's men or women, not filling it with the likes of your Michael Owen etc but your John Motsons, Barry Davies, Gabby Logan's and Laura Woods.

Solanke is having a good game, as is Maguire Id dare say he would be a better option as a 3rd choice compared to what Chris Wood was?

New personalised ads showing now marra

Jurgen Stropp!

Wordsmiths the lot of them! Just rolls off the tongue! If you put a gun to my head I wouldn't know any of their songs

Heard the mackems are after Willi Wacker from the German 3rd division. Was a big fan of Adam Johnston during his spell there.

Joke In Ear: Which one of you cunts is Simon Bird??

FYP

Eddie will be using Keith and Exiles Twitter posts as motivation pre match His main season priority will be to put an end to the 6 in a row marra, probably CL qualification will have to go on the back burner

Is he wearing old grandpa PJs in that livestream?

Thats a lot of effort for 3,000 likes on Twatter

Whoever had a curry and fecked up the onboard toilet on the train to put the whole train and line out of action, we salute you!

Id say Tonali could be pushing Barnes in a wheelchair down the wing to hoy insults at Anthony from 60 mins onwards