RobElliott

Time to move on from Guehi I think

How much were we quoted for Thiaw?

All of the Gordon chat has been in the Liverpool rags, yet barely anything in the Newcastle ones should tell you all you need to know on this. If he does go I think it will be next season, he has his head screwed on as the jury will be out on Slot. Post fergie era at Man Utd?

Clueless grifters! To be fair we will likely fly under the radar a bit with no big signings of yet and they will have forgotten who Tonali is! No Europe will be a big help. A lot of what ifs for Chelsea, Villa and Liverpool this year with changes / game schedule / recruitment

@OTF Wilson taught him that...

I'm pleased with this signing. Feels similar to what we were trying to do with signing Hugo Ekitike. Trust Eddie can coach him into a canny player

This must be a bit like the time Sir Bobby kept getting Shola and Carl Cort mixed up?

Meltdown on RTG in 3..... 2...... 1.......

Ritchie the radgie drives the "Don't give a fuck truck". Hope pompey have a good stock of corner flags!

He has also taken up a part time coaching role as well

So Federico Bernardeschi is the equivalent of the Italian Mackem?

Ronaldo naturally stands for Number 2 though...

Mrs wykiki enters the chat

Ive been lucky, got tickets but wife has reminded me its the day before the wee man goes back to school so its going to be a late flight home... or not go...

Showing 10 available but unable to select

Am in but seats flash when i go to select?

Starting to see how shite a system this is. Logged in just after 9:30 and in the queue at number 13800! Dont think Ill be getting any tickets...

Hows the beer can did ya say?

The marras are doing their best to catch up with the rest of civilization. The knuckle draggers in Mordor have only just gathered enough shiny pebbles and seeds to buy their first car

Anyone checked his betting habits?

Sounds like an accountancy firm

Is it part of the job description of being an England RB that you cant resist other blart? Maybe thats what Southgate had been asking Walker / Trippier to do last season as a bit of friendly in-team competition to see who could get the most.

Im in the departure lounge from Barcelona and Lamine Yamal currently listening to Spaniel Ears. Yamal is wearing a retro toon top with Marcelino on the back, looks like the transfer window is hotting up!

Managed to get into the ballot. The system took as long to let me apply as it did for St Maximin to get up after falling over after a full pitch dribble with no end product

Right so Ive signed me and the lad up for memberships, paid and all now the frigger is telling me I cant enter ballots. Maybe Kath the tea lady has went home and will push the approve button in the morning