Sharp

I met a woman who runs a battery kiosk in the local park. So basically she sells C cells by the seesaw.

The new President of the budgerigar society has been announced Hugh Zappriti Boyden

My obese parrot died today, sad news but its a huge weight off me shoulders

Same happened to me, they were dishing it out full pelt but when i gave a little bit back the seatshitters couldnt handle the truth, so i was banned for two weeks at a time until finally they banned me for 5 years for explaining why they are called mackems and how it was a term of ridicule given to them by there superior Geordie neighbours that they couldnt shake off so they decided to adopt it in the hope that folk would no longer think it was insulting... deep down they hate it, even today some older"Marras" cant stand being called Mackems.

Stuck the dogs tail in his mouth until it came out his arse, give it a quick yank and the little fucker turned inside out

I bought a tin of beans from the shop the other day, they were manky... wish i had of bought them online but heinz site is a wonderful thing

Its the fewm that they are not challenging for the champions league marra

And you can smoke tabs and have a line or two in the luxurious bogs at half time

Its a bit of a shit video to be honest, no wonder he didnt reply, could you not just phone the fucker up and tell him we beat the cunts four nowt

West ham Midfield

Fucking class chant that like Gary, i am sure it will be sung in all the games involving Chelsea. 10/10 for originality... will sing again

Oliver Holt forgot to mention the cunts that were chopped were part of ISIS and other terrorist organisations, they werent just people convicted of drunk and disorderly and petty crimes... yet the fat bastard isnt having a go at Man utd despite the owners being American and the cunts still throwing people in electric chairs...he can go and fuck off

Fuck off clever cunt

You forgot to mention the kid who had a pony in his seat

does it fuck i am here and i am new

5 Minutes into the window and not a single signing, what a load of crap man

I Heard he has been arrested for stalking, can anybody confirm this?