Blastronaut

Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get any weirder, Adam Johnson nicks a lectern from the Capitol building and John Cooper Clarke stops writing poems and telling jokes about dogs eating condoms to run for the Democrats in Tennessee.

Plan B is a sponsorship deal, company logo on the kit and rebranding the ground "Stadium of Shite". Fuck sorry I need to get out this habit of lowering the tone. Seriously though, this jakebaw neanderthal straight up doesn't have a product and nicked his logo: https://drivetribe.com/p/haas-sponsor-rich-energy-loses-ZB74jKekTZ24hqmUf1A70Q?iid=FXovpF4bQQG62axeiZJODQ

Thats the game! Bottle it, brand it, nick someone else's logo and if your pockets are deep enough you might also be able to blag an F1 sponsorship.

The same cunt that was hacking phones to sell his shitrag? Colour me surprised.

I'm petty sure concealed carry is already an offense in DC.

If its just to cleanse yer colon and needs to be fizzy might aswell save some money and go with lambrini.

Sorry man, should've thought that through. Just the first two words that popped into mind in the 5 minutes I spent on that logo. Swear I have no affiliation with the band Tom mentioned or any of the nsfw google links your kids just witnessed.

Can't even tell if you're joking Tom. Heard worse band names though tbf and I'm missing gigs so much I'd probably go to that even if it turned out to be Gimli up there trying his hand at covering G.G Allin.

Thought I recognised that font! It's just a lazily modified Fraulein:

Hobbyist pedal builder here, was buying all my aluminium enclosures from a UK middleman (that they sourced from a Belgian company) until recently. In November the UK guys hiked up their prices by 40%, forced me to bulk buy more than I ever really needed direct from the Belgian supplier. Hurt my wallet at the time (never had to buy in bulk like that before) and nearly caused a full on domestic when my missus saw the invoice. Only regret now is that I didn't buy more, been watching prices and I couldn't even get them from the far east for that price. I only half saw it coming whereas the British middleman clearly saw it a mile off. Its only a hobby for me but just puts it into perspective how bad things could get. Was all part of the plan though wasn't it? Buy a copy of Moggs book on how to profit during a recession, watch the wealth gap grow and turn your nose up at anyone less well off.

If you want to lie convincingly, the first person you have to get to believe the lie is yourself.

The green half of Glasgow had the same patter a few years back when Rangers were demoted back to the 4th tier. Football rivalries are basically the same all over. 95% banter, 4% just trying to noise your neighbour for entertainment and 1% psychos who missed the memo. It only gets a bit intense and overblown when the stakes are high.

The ones I know are mostly all fairly reasonable and decent people if you don't mention football. A lot of them can even have rational conversations about their rivals. Then on old firm day they all turn into rabid, dangerously unpredictable animals for anywhere from 3 - 72 hours.

I wouldn't say I could handle my drink but I can still handle hangovers fine in my mid 30s. Saying that, the way I've been drinking since the first locldown being hungover is now just another word for daytime.

Playing devil's advocate here: he's no the first big money signing to arrive here and look hopeless. That's not slight on youse lot or England, just Bruce and the rest of the hierarchy. The bloke was Hoffenheims "fuck we need a new Firminho, pronto". I'd be half tempted to bet my mortgage that Firminho would look just as hopeless in a Newcastle shirt right now.

Nice to see the camera cutting to him at the final whistle to see him euphorically shouting "how the fuck!?" like he was more surprised at the result than everyone watching. Tbf though he was excellent bar that moment Firminho put that free header wide.

It's on Amazon Prime if anyone needs another reminder to cancel their subscription now that Xmas is over and done with

Youse might be alright, I see Klopps finally saw fit to give Gini Wijnaldum a rest. Actually naw, looking at the rest of the lineup he's probably looking to get this over with in 20 minutes.

Yup. "we are where we are (because its the best I could do)"

The collective "we" is absolving himself of responsibility. Otherwise he'd have said "it is what it is" or "it'll do for now" like I do everytime I botch a diy job around the house and can't be arsed finding out what went wrong or trying to fix it.

I don't even belong here but I like youse lot. Mental how everyone else is losing their shit about VAR and empty stadiums with fake crowd noises instead of questioning how in 2020 Bruce, Hodgson, Big Sam and Moyes have managed to waltz back into jobs jobs managing top tier teams. Letting Rafa walk and drafting in this cunt is one the most unexplainable things I've seen happen in football since Ally McCoist's Rangers lost to a part-time Stirling Albion team whose manager didnae even bother showing up and went to his pals wedding instead.

"inspired by Gibson" as if nobody already knew. I dont mind epiphones and have played plenty decent ones but this is pretty lazy marketing. I guess they've been looking a legal way to get the Gibson name on there. Squire have had a subtle "licensed by fender" on a most of their gear but this is more akin to them calling the Classic Vibe range "it's basically A Fender".

Didnae watch it then? Northern Soul my arse.

Like room temperature Carling or Fosters? Fuck it I'm game, so long as I don't have to taste it.

I expect no less. Never trust a Tory. What's the quote again? If there's any decent ones they're like sweetcorn in a turd. You could argue they've kept their integrity but they're still inbedded in shit.