Blastronaut

Fernando torres finally reveals what happened to that extra half yard of pace. Traded it for an extra half yard of neck.

Just reminded me I got a row for muttering "fucking thick cunt, hes a lefty" early in the first half when he had wee dig at Almiron for cutting inside and playing off his stronger foot instead of "fancying himself to get the better of Tierney and get to the byline".

Bit like Clapton biggest crime was jumping the fence from Fender to a Gibson.

Brutal eh? Poor cunt. At least the beeb have got his back. Talented, aye. Flawed? Fuck, my last attempt at wallpapering was a bit flawed. Counting my blessings I'm no dying in jail over it.

So Phil Spector is deid. I'm all for separating the art from the artist but seeing the likes of the BBC headlines of "flawed but talented record producer dies" sticks the craw a bit. Fucks wrong with the world where "flawed but talented man dies" means the same as "convicted murderer and serial abuser dies in prison"?

The gambler in me would want to bet that any messiah worth his salt would surely sook a few cocks to save mankind.

If it makes anyone feel any better I've had a gammy knee for a good fortnight after trying to take the recycling out pissed when the roads were like an ice rink. Miraculously didnae break any of the glass, muscle memory must've kicked in.

Tit's actually better than I expected.

Just said this same thing to a neighbour and was met with "yeah but we couldn't until now, EU n' that, all the red tape". Hit me right there and then why we didn't do it sooner. Would've showed we always had control of our borders and undermined half the motivation for Brexit.

Heard Mark Keds had passed so I've had a few Senseless Things albums back in rotation. Pure 90s nostalgia but with decent lyrics. https://youtu.be/yLEYzPBvsoQ

Mind her suggesting we just "puncture their dinghies and let them drown in the English Channel"?

Priti "executing innocent people would deter the actual criminals" Patel. In other news Richard Leonard has quit as Leader of Scottish Labour. Even as a Scot I'll admit my reaction to this news was "who?"

Aye, normality for nobody bar himself. Cunt finally woke up in a puddle of his own piss and realised how much he had to lose.

Didn't realise there was such a thread. Can only serve to prove I was wrong to think you lot were alright. I'm away to have a swatch.

#haasditchedourcolours #laughedoutofcourt #soldmymajorityshare #stillsomehowamoreconvincingshitartistthanstevebruce

Ha! Holy shit he doesn't half have some chops. And that's some tone. Meant no harm. Whatever floats yer boat like! I'm a bit of an oddball when it comes to metal. I like Voivod and can say with a straight face that Al Pitrelli was my favourite Megadeth guitarist.

Thats pretty harsh on Chris Wilder like.

Never gonnae happen with empty stadiums. Cunts laughing all the way to the bank. Could see him casually practicing for his post-match presser for most of the second half there.

Might check it out, cheers. From what I remember from the andertons videos he's got some chops and an ear for a good riff. Guy from work once forced me to listen the band he was in with Chapman, really wasnae my cup of tea tbh. Had a bit of a Christian-Rock vibe if I mind right. Prefer my metal bands to sound like they sold their souls.

I've had ex's that looked great in person. Would've saved myself a few headaches if I'd spent 10 minutes getting to know them before diving in.

Thats the guy! And aye Scotland right enough. GuitarGuitar is a shout, if they're even open. Didn't know Rabea had his own line of guitars but tbf I only know him as the least irritating bloke from the andertons videos. *Edit to add, that's unfair. The Danish fella actually seemed pretty sound.

Charvel have had out a Telecaster type with a Gibson style bridge for years now (pretty sure it's someone's it's someone's signature model) that I've convinced myself is as close to my dream guitar as I'll get. I've just never seen one in person and couldn't buy a guitar without actually having a shot first.

Reassure him it's all archived and there for the world to see. Fascinating reading, some of it. The Parler profile of the "kind, loving family man who wouldn't hurt a fly" guy who tasered himself in the testicals and died of a heart attack sorta contradicts his family's statement. Yeah, freedom of speech doesn't mean immunity from any repercussions for whatever vile shit comes out your mouth.

That Bowie painting is phenomenal btw. Looks like a photo.

No that big in the grand scheme of things, just split into two rival factions and pretty territorial.