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  1. Blastronaut
    Fucking hell that's horrific. Poor kid. I'm no mental health expert but it has a lot of the hallmarks of psychosis going by the timeline eyewitness reports. Edit to add: directly asking someone for local "gossip" as if Belfast is a small village is fucking obscene.
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    Twisting my words there Sammy, not fucking having that like. I don't hate Scottish lawns at all, only English ones and the overall practice of gardening in general. I will however concede that while the Riff Raff riff might be my favourite I have no authority to declare it the best. And while I'd normally take issue with someone calling a bagpipe solo a great riff i'll give you a pass. Not only is it great but I've tried jamming with pipers a fair few times and it's always been absolute fucking disaster (usually in D major).
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    Don't normally watch shite like this but I hit play on a bit of a whim and actually glad I did. Yer gaffer gets a brief mention. Hard to say for sure if it was positive or just a polite way of saying "couldn't get away from the cunt fast enough".
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    "two banks of four, tight at the back and play in the spaces. It's not rocket science"
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    Best riff, definitely. Best album, probably. Best song? Dunno like.
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    10k, 20% capacity. By that logic my local club should be able to go back business as usual. Happy Days.
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    Typical. Just as I was starting to really warm to you cunts you all start infighting over lawn care of all things.
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    Seems barely relevant and I can't really be arsed with Radiohead, but whatever. "A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth..... She looks like the real thing ... My fake plastic love"
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    Not advocating artificial lawns here but honestly I'd rather get an hour or so peace, clock up 4k steps and listen to a podcast by walking to the pub and back. Gardening can get fucked.
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    Gonna have to admit - as much as it wouldn't work for me since clearing up the kids toys from the garden arguably takes me as much time as actually cutting the fucking grass - I remember seeing one when I was I drunk in the arse end of nowhere (Donegal) and was quite impressed. Wasn't much like a roomba, just a cordless electric mower without a handle. Probably stood and watched it for a solid ten minutes. Quality entertainment.
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    I'm torn here. Sounds like some of the best elevator music imaginable but looks a bit like Pete Townsend got roped into doing TV adverts with the Super Furries.
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    £50 if you get lucky and know what you're looking for on gumtree. Sub £200 new if your perspective of entry level is reasonable.
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    Liked that a lot more than I thought I would. Cheers Andy.
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    What happens to the patches your dog damages? Sure as fuck doesn't grow back naturally.
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    Dunno like. I totally get the lazy bastard aspect just not the cost. If it's guaranteed for 20 years then fair enough. Otherwise fuck that, much as I fucking despise cutting the grass were only talking an hour or so a few times a year. @TheGingerQuiff's wig comment sums it up for me. Decent analogy. Jonjo Shelvey turning up with a wig would no doubt raise eyebrows but I'd understand it more than Souness trying to be taken seriously wearing a plastic moustache and insisting "it's just easier to maintain and my wife likes it".
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    I honestly hate gardening with a passion but would I fuck pay that just to get out of it. It'll still need maintenance. Two grand for a plastic version of the garden you already have? Fuck that noise.
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    I saw a similar comment in another thread that put him top three. Not sure I agree with that but didn't want to comment given I haven't paid all that much attention. From what I've seen of him I think he's a pretty solid keeper. Command of his area and positioning seem quality and he's a pretty decent shot stopper on a good day. No contest between him and Darlow for me. Second or third best keeper in the league though? Not sure I could get on board with that.
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    Fuck sake. This is why I don't want new neighbors.
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    Reading stuff like gives me the fear for next time I move house. Been pretty lucky with half decent neighbours. Current ones can be right nosey bastards and a bit of a pain the arse but they're not arseholes. The guy next door at the last place we were in was a fucking bombscare right enough. Mind asking him to move his car in the shared driveway once so we could get a sofa past, then realised he was absolutely shitfaced and could barely walk. Told him just to leave it but the cunt wouldn't take no for answer. Thankfully by the time he'd found his keys and staggered to the car we'd already moved the couch round the long way.
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    With any luck he'll eventually grow out of the whole "did you see that? Watch that again...look at this" patter and get papped over to the audio commentary for blind folk where he rightfully belongs.
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    Oooft wouldn't be surprised tbh. Fucked if I know though. The Riise story ring a bell now you mention it. Always just figured he was just one those short man syndrome folk whose bark is worse than his bite. Fair enough though. Savage is an embarrassment but didn't really have a penchant for random acts of violence to my memory. Figured that into my 6 axis graph though and why I'd place Owen up near him. Sad act cunts rather than scary violent cunts.
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    Fair point. By the same token I'd say Bellamy isn't all that Sinister. Was a cunt on the pitch but other that he's almost Barney Curley of football.
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    Keane, Bellamy, Owen, Savage and Terry all surely occupy different corners of a six-axis scale of cuntness. Actually Owen is probably close to Savage on that scale. I'll offer up Diouf and Barton to take some of the remaining corners.
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    Actually looks to me like Robertson is the only cunt in red playing Gayle onside for that longball forward.
  25. Blastronaut
    Andy Robertson. In fairness he's only about 5'7.
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