Blastronaut

Turned it off before Coma.

Small world! Our car's gearbox packed in about 50 miles from there sometime last year. If I actually supported Newcastle and didn't actively dislike Hearts we'd be like brothers from another mother. Heads up, the mods and regulars here are largely a weird mix of ex-pats, ex-polis and potential serial killlers. To quote Fox Mulder "Trust No One" and "If I'm not home by midnight, feed my fish".

Surely odds-on they'd knock that back.

I was not aware of that. 'mon the Swiss!

He failed to actually vomit on the bus? Even on the twisty bits just north of Leeds early on a Friday morning? That's disgraceful. I once vomited on the metro in Paris and 20 odd years later it's still one of my fondest memories.

Trump might have admired and aspired to Putin and Kim Jong Un but in his own mind he's whole schtik has always screamed Back to the Future 3 era Biff Tannen. Hilariously, deloreans and old sports almanacs are back in fashion.

Isn't that a Gibby Haynes + Al Jourgensen song?

This fucker will catch out large swathes of the Scottish vote with this shithousery, as well as anyone without photo id. Half of Scotland will be away on holiday that week while the English Schools are still in full flow, and the new postal vote deadline is literally a few weeks away. It's a hilariously desperate attempt by sunak but it might fucking work and he's definitely shifted the goalposts.

That sounds a lot like being yer run of the mill jaded employed person tbf. Your free from that now. Enjoy retirement.

That whammy bar likely now identifies as a thermin.

This pish is just horoscopes masquerading as family trees, man. Hope you're not taking it too personally.

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Well that's horrific news if true but not massively surprising. Predators flock to the creative industries like flies to shit, and the "alternative" music scene has been the wild-west of the creative industries for fucking decades. You don't get ahead in that industry without being at least an enabler. Gullible and damaged or not.

Ah fuck. I see the Big Muff now tbf. When would be the question. I'm no buying that this is Dave Gilmours current day rig. Maybe 30 years ago.

Hard to make out a lot of the rack gear bar the two Peterson strobe tuners and the univibe, but the mxr unit looks like a delay. Gilmoir isn't a bad shout but there's no Big Muff. I'll guess the edge.

I dunno, cunt is 6'6", top of the pile for clean sheets in the Championship this season and not even close to his prime years as a goalie. Bad night for him but fuck all he could do for the first or second or third. 4th goal is the only one you'd say he really ought to be saving.

Mrs B and me are so uninterested in cars that after years of driving shitbox Renault's with hilarious electrical issues we recently decided "fuck it, enough is enough" and ordered a Dacia, Renault's budget "sister" brand. Looking forward to many more years of "when did the wipers stop working?" "Front wipers are fine but only work when the windshield fan is off and the child lock is on. Rear wiper is temperamental but usially springs to life after you indicate left a few times"

I couldnt really care less about the result but that felt like a weirdly abnormal ratio of left footed penalty takers at the end there. Strange like. Hope this isn't a new trend. Lefties taking pens always give me the fear for some unexplainable reason.

I dunno I'll give him solicitors. When I was trying to settle my late father's estate my solicitor merged with another company and moved offices without fucking bothering to tell me. I was posting fucking original documents, (mortgage paperwork, birth certificates the fucking lot) to an abandoned building for a few months. I'm also on board with my fellow Scot's hatred of pavement parkers. Aye it's not illegal but it's proper dickhead behaviour. Lowest of the low, scum of the earth. Hate them more than Tories. And cyclists.

Fuck sake. It not just MF, you've all went full Nathan Barley. If anything MF could be the Dan Ashcroft of these General Chat threads.

Is that something hospital porters do to pass the time on their break or just part of the job description?

MF has gone full Nathan Barley.

Conversation in our house just there when this was playing "Aye the new stuff sounds really nu-metal. I want to like it but it reminds me too much of that band Spineshank" "Aye I'll give you nu-metal, that's clearly what they're going for but I don't think this sounds anything like Spineshank....... ........wait what the fuck is this?" "Spineshank".

I see they're playing in Camperdown NSW next Saturday which looks like your neck of the woods. I caught them in Glasgow around this time last year and they in were great form. Bill is still rocking heavily downtuned LP speacials and somehow getting away with it. Got given a vinyl copy of Torn Arteries today and while its far from my faveourite Carcass record I gave it another blast and felt compelled to check if they were touring. Wrong side of the world for me, bought High on Fire tickets instead.

Thought this was just some hilarious AI generated nonsense but it turns out Mark has an album in the pipeline and these could be guest appearances. Still love the idea that Mark Knopflers top guitar hero's are 5 Mark Knopflers, 3 Eric Clapton's and Ringo Starr. Like he's sat there in his 70's saying "Did I say Mark Knopfler?" "Yes Mark you did, several times".