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fuck's sake. I'd genuinely rather pull me eyeballs out with a rusty corkscrew.

unbelievable really that they then go and undo the incredibly special bond they have with man utd by doing the poznan to them in 2012. the cynic might be tempted to believe that the manc ftm union jack flag never existed in the first place.

get your hands on a spare one too and I'll send mrs bd up to look after the little'uns. she's dbs checked and everything. you can park on my drive in cheltenham and I'll piggy back you down to london!

if it was good enough for neville's lovely brenda, it's good enough for you.

unless I missed something there doesn't appear to be any clarity as to how many tickets are available to each period and therefore whether or not it'll even make the latter ones? more importantly why the fuck did the club feel they need to seek advice from the fuckwit truefaith cartel of alex hurst/charlotte robson/michael martin? two of the self promoting waste of dna hadn't even reached puberty last time we reached a final and their opinions are meaningless. the n.u.s.t. is dying on its arse, propped up by a membership who paid a fucking £1 to join on the back of recruitment drives at the time of the latest ashley atrocity and which they failed to do anything meaningful about. their claim of 10,000 plus membership is bollocks and at its peak was not even 20% of the match going attendance. they need to fuck off to ithe rrelevant obscurity they belong in...

so, it's true then.... https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/newcastle-united-announces-carabao-cup-final-ticket-details/

I remember the good old days when you cut a token out of the match day programme and stuck it on your fold out sheet. bit like a billy stamper tattoo!

it was posted on the youngsters forum earlier. apparently leaked by somebody that works in the ticket office. the concensus seems to be it's probably bollocks, but the other argument is that it would be a hell of an amount of work/typing/imagination just for a wind up. make of that what you will!

so nice to get that early strike on tuesday, followed by another on the 20 minute mark. never thought the tie was in any doubt after that at all to be honest. flying out the blocks again this weekend would be lovely. it's good that longstaff has come to terms with the fact that the goal isn't on the roof of the stands at last, we may need him again on saturday or is wilson about to wake up from his post world cup slumber? anyway.... can't see west ham scoring any more than 1 at best, if we score 2 it'll be in the bag!

these fucking southern cunts man.... https://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-united-vs-saudi-arabia-carabao-cup-final-build-up-thread-sun-26-feb.475386/ 'plastics' don't they realise the term was invented for their following of glory seeking arseholes and footballing tourists? do the cunts even watch football? fucking hate the twats, they're practically welsh along with their cousins along the east lancs road hope we absolutely hammer them and their dipper mates in the last 2 weeks of febuary. salford and liverpool separated by 30 miles, united by scum.

both evil. mere death alone doesn't cut it for me, it needs to be preceded by some grotesque, sick and macabre torture.

in line with current trends, I'm on strike. no more match threads till my demands are met... I want a final ticket, that's not unreasonable!

hope you the best chinese takeaway ever.

@Christmas Tree .... love you mate.

these cunts not signed anybody this afternoon?

I hope he scores a hat trick to make their relegation a mathematical certainty.

the big day's upon us. don't fuck it up newcastle!

aye. think a naughty moderator type changed his avatar to that too!

he had the odd decent match for us but for me shelvey's time here will forever be tainted by clarko turning with a whole host of heat maps, graphs, pie charts, algebra equations etc hell bent on convincing everyone that not only was he the best midfielder newcastle had ever had but possibly in the entire world.

sometimes only few words suffice.

after what happened yesterday if wrexham go on to win, i doubt the footballing world will as much as cock a half interested ear.

I appreciate it's probably time I let it go, but the manner of our defeat at anfield at the subsequent arrogance of klopp still boils me fucking piss. to say nowt of the mackem like moral outrage of a set of supporters who murdered 39 Italians to our takeover. I hope we utterly destroy the cunts in a few weeks time.

can't for the life of me understand why they're bothering playing these other fa cup ties to be honest. after the famous mackem draw yesterday at fulham that had the entire football world sit up and take notice you'd have thought they'd have just given them the cup straight away.

a semi final 2nd leg from days of yore. was in the leazes for this and remember the ground being rammed, pretty sure it would've been the biggest crowd I'd been in as a kid.

this is stupid mackem cunt starts an anthony gordon thread a manages to misspell both parts of his name. it's not even like they're complicated ones to spell either. anyway, the gist is, as can imagine, gordon is fucking shite, they've got loads of better players and that one in particular, somebody called clarke whoever the fuck he is, is worth a far higher transfer fee. they never let you down! https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/antony-gorden.1599015/page-3#post-37658846 moron's had it pointed to him and corrected it, beaten by the link though!