thebrokendoll

the master thread starter. acknowledge that you cunts.

puff.

if you've been in the trent house since 11.30 this morning I'd be impressed if you could manage to wave it at all!

ewerk pretty much nailing it here. I bought meself a bottle of red wine and a bottle of radox stress relief bubble bath and listened to it having a soak. mrs bd kept shouting up asking why the fuck are you listening to it when you know it's just gonna wind you up. which is a reasonable point. will probably tune in to the 2nd part just to hear the cunt claim we're all arsonists who were threatening to set his families houses on fire. might get 2 bottles of radox for that one.

aye, he may well have been saved by the flag at arsenal, although he wasn't aware of it when he had the perfect opportunity to shoot. my part of the crowd was screaming for him to do so, the reaction when didn't, not particularly favourable. gonna get worse, he needs taking out the firing line and preferably moved on.

I'd agree with the vast majority of what you posted there with the exception of the bit I've pulled out above. chris wood has been here 12 months now and he's featured in the vast majority of our games, scoring what, 2 from open play and a couple of penalties? I think he's been afforded a tremendous amount of leeway from the support based solely on the fact he was part of a team that did wonders to avoid relegation rather his own personal contribution. the malce can probably be traced back even further with 3 in 18 before his arrival from burnley. this is not a momentary thing looking like a sunday league player, it's been going on for sometime. I don't dislike the lad, it was painful watching his face after the howler on saturday, although I'd stop short of feeling sorry for somebody who's raking in £100k a week for being shite at his job. time to get shot at the very earliest opportunity, the audible groans from the crowd now are only gonna get louder.

hope your next one's rigged too. yourselves v man utd. (assuming we beat leicester tomorrow)

other than ashworth and eales didn't we also fairly recently appoint some kind of high powered lawyer to the club? sure we did. not got much personal experience with this type of solicitor/barrister/qc however I'm pretty sure a good (and slightly dodgy) criminal type one would blow the pl out the water!

those of us of a certain vintage will remember the 4-2 defeat at hillsborough in '83 and the crushing at the turnstiles and in the ground. they had to open up the restricted view left hand corner to relieve it. still remember the coppers hat been chucked about in there! anyway, leppings lane is a notoriously narrow funnel leading to the turnstiles, especially when the culture was for the vast majority of supporters not to leave the pub till the last minute. the chant of how man, hey man which accompanied the jostling to get in to position at the turnstiles could very well have originated at hillsborough, it was certainly always very prominent there.

name and shame these scoundrels.

for the masochists amongst us....

I honestly can't see what murphy offers at all. let's give howe the benefit of the doubt and accept his statement that maximan was poorly, although he clearly looked uncomfortable when questioned on this, there's no way on gods green earth murphy should be ahead of the frenchman in the pecking order for a place in the team and I'm not his biggest fan. if there's any truth in the rumours of a bust up it must've been a bad one to prefer murphy because he's shite. as for wood.... the mackems are apparently on the bones of their arses financially, offer them £6m and wood for stewart and I'd be astonished if they didn't tell us to fuck off. wood should be nowhere near a club with hopes of a top four place or even a one with hopes of a place in the championship play off places.

aye. first 30 minutes against leicester aside and an admittedly battling display against arsenal, however on the whole against leeds, bournemouth, tonight, we're looking very likely to replicate the 5 draws and a loss run at the beginning of the season. need a morale booster for what should be some winnable league games

pissing me off here them rigouresly questioning the offside decision saying there's no definitive angle of clarity etc.... not a fucking thing at the time for isak's clearly good goal against the dippers.

howay wolves.

he'd miss the cup with a teabag.

no wood, no murphy anywhere near the squad for this please mr howe. desperate to see us progress in this.

don't think he's anywhere near championship standard. even the loch ness drogba pisses all over him, as does the lad who put 2 away for a 3rf division club tonight. I genuinely don't want to see the twat play for us again, he knows himself he's finished.

I never, ever want to see wood play for us again. ever. he is beyond shite. just fuck off. and take murphy with you.

eddie howe and me.... great mind think alike!

aye, was at that one too, remember it was that fucking cold queueing up at cardiff station afterwards they were handing out silver foil jackets to ward off hypothermia. like the welsh constabulary I do, think they were telling man utd supporters they had none left.

do you know mr mf I've been to all our old wembley appearances including and since the '76 league final against man city. the chelsea semi final was probably the hardest one to take! my fondest memory is coming out after the 0-4 charity shield defeat and the heavens fucking opened, I mean the rain was bouncing 6 inches off the ground. amongst the thousands of very wet and miserable geordies in the big car park at the back was stood a lone man utd supporter, his mates still in the ground, waving an eric cantona flag giving it the big one. hadn't even finished thinking 'what a cunt' when somebody walked over and one punch levelled him before bending down and snapping his flag stick in half. childish I know, but still makes me chuckle to this day.