thebrokendoll

I thought yesterday was arguably our biggest game of the season. a loss could've easily seen it just fizzle out. nice this morning to look at the league table and consider that with a win at forest we'll be in a position to claw back tottenham and man utd, it's in our hands, especially with home games coming up against both. anyway, much more optimism than pondering the table and dwelling on those that could overhaul us over the last few weeks.

living in fear of alan the shit driving instructor from north shields me.

thank the lord all fucking mighty for that. would've preferred something a bit more convincing.... but hey!

if there was to be any consolation whatsoever to another newcastle wembley defeat it would be that a self proclaimed 'super fan' like you had actually bothered to get off his fat fucking arse and attend it. you rack up an impressive three hundred and fucking four miles a season driving from your north shields hovel to stink out the labour club before wobbling to the match and sitting in silence. as for your fucking 'loyalty' points, you don't go to fucking away games, yer fat cunt, you buy tickets to sell on, in order only to preserve the delusion that you're the greatest supporter newcastle's ever had, yer fucking moronic halfwit. so, yer sanctimonious cunt, bear in mind that there's lowly members that put more miles in on one leg of a journey to a match than you do in a fucking year. get in yer car next sunday, and have a fucking head on with a really solid brick wall.

they claim about 13,000 members. the vast majority recruited on the back of ashley sacking off benitez when they were offering lifetime memberships for a £1. a truer reflection of their relevance now is the handful of people who showed up for their agm a couple of weeks ago in one of the function rooms at the ground. the whole n.u.s.t./truefaith collaboration is a shockingly transparent method to get hurst in the limelight for his own gain. far prefer wraith me and he's a cunt too.

nowt worse than a cunt with an over enthusiastic approach to the exclamation mark key.

the king has taken to the airwaves and clarified everything. all hail tory boy.

just as an aside.... my mate (aka chauffeur) who had a fuck off massive stroke 10 years or so got one (p4) today. poor fucker spent 5 months in hospital 'locked in', been a long hard slog for him over the last six or 7 years regaining his speech, mobility etc. obviously during that time his season ticket lapsed. his 2 kids chipped in and bought him one for the beginning of the 21/22 season to celebrate him getting his driving license back, so he really hit the jackpot there! delighted for him after what he's been through.

I'd be astonished if hurst and his mates had any meaningful input in to how the tickets were allocated, the club were probably only pandering to them. as for the criteria bit, I'm gonna agree with me mate @David Kelly with regard to weighting. I would imagine the club are probably aware they've got members in p6 who've been to every home game, including cups, since they rocked up in town 17 months ago. it would be hard to argue that a small number of tickets were kept back for that reason and it probably wouldn't have been much more than a handful. it would be hard for anybody in p4 or certainly p5 to argue that a weighted member as above was any less deserving than a ticket than them.

you doubt the validity of the email I posted above?

I think it happened when I was trying to transfer it to my history instead.

I spent the vast majority of the 80s going to away games on monty's privately run naughty lads buses. I would trust every single one of the blokes that used to use them infinitely more than I would alex hurst and his truefaith/nust clique.

no, apparently they've allocated some to each section. there's now people reckoning that the ticket they bought during p1 has disappeared out of their history!

aye. I mean common sense would suggest once p3 had finished and they knew how many tickets were left over and how many tickets were gonna be allocated to each of sections p4, p5, p6 and p7 that they would just conduct each ballot separately, surely? I can see the ticket purchasing history of all the people I'm linked to. it most definitely had my mate as having made a transaction today for man ud v newcastle with a note of ballot transaction next to. then like a puff of smoke it was gone! I've hallucinated many times in the past, but this wasn't one of those occasions!

logged in to book nufc co uk and in the history section it showed my travelling buddy (p4 priority) had made a ballot transaction on 14.2.23. for man utd v newcastle. text his son saying like your dad's got one. 2 minutes later it had disappeared out of the history! they can't fuck this up surely?!

precisely this, although I'd be willing to bet the vacuous, pouting hair preener who offers fuck all meaningful to the conversation is a tory too. i didnt mind truefaith till hurst got his hands on it, now it's an abomination of adverts and self promotion. the shit they sell on there wouldn't look out of place amongst ashley's sports direct tat either. michael martin used to write some decent enough editorials, always with a bit of a left wing leaning. then the cunt jumps in to bed with a fat tory pig who prostitutes himself out to the daily mail at every given opportunity. shameful really.

fuck me, I've gone and got the email....

maxi hat trick?

I wonder what time the first hoot will pop up on twitter/facebook claiming they've had an email confirming a ticket? I reckon at least an hour before the ticket office opens, never mind them start up the tombola machine!

that's beyond fucking tragic.

gonna take a punt and say at 05.18 you checked your inbox for a club email!

tut. definitely more liz truss than maggie thatcher you.

change was indeed needed. oh and whenever I've had me nose realigned, I've invariably deserved it!

was a strangely subdued atmosphere against these cunts last season. can't see that being the case this time round!

@LongTimeAdmirer your mate maxi..... that bizarre run he did from one side of the pitch to the other along the entire length of the 18 yard box.... I'm sure you'd have to agree, there's never been a more headless chook? fucking shite all round, was actually disappointed with our support too. very quiet. our last of run of draws was only punctuated by a loss..... to liverpool.