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that's beyond fucking tragic.

gonna take a punt and say at 05.18 you checked your inbox for a club email!

tut. definitely more liz truss than maggie thatcher you.

change was indeed needed. oh and whenever I've had me nose realigned, I've invariably deserved it!

was a strangely subdued atmosphere against these cunts last season. can't see that being the case this time round!

@LongTimeAdmirer your mate maxi..... that bizarre run he did from one side of the pitch to the other along the entire length of the 18 yard box.... I'm sure you'd have to agree, there's never been a more headless chook? fucking shite all round, was actually disappointed with our support too. very quiet. our last of run of draws was only punctuated by a loss..... to liverpool.

thank fuck for that. hardly deserved mind, we've been fucking woeful.

was 3001 in the queue and took about 14 minutes to get on. only really logged on before 10 just out of curiosity to see how big the queue was when it went live. expected more to be honest. mind you, there's probably only half a dozen tickets put aside for us low rankers!

I can't remember now, I think I used a couple of different names, probably originally whatever it was when the old rivals talk of the tyne website went tits up. must've been round the time of arsenal grosvenor hotel incident?

death threats weren't limited to across the divide. remember drinking cans in the square at the front of milan's train station with blokes who had threatened if they came face to face it would be terminal.

aye, I remember him bizarrely I bumped in to wtdog on a fairly recent trip up home. still as bitter as he was 20 years ago.

adam johnson, gives the finger to newcastle supporters, as well as the local young lasses....

in all fairness to robson green mind it's not like he turfed his mother in law out the wheelchair, got in it himself and insisted she pushed him. I would have.

same. you never know mate, something might crop up. floating tickets seem to have an uncanny knack of ending up in the right hands.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fulham-fans.1600058/ on 9 pages, there's more angst on there than there is in an evanescence album. no class whatsoever those fulham scoundrels, taking the piss out of netflix. to reach the upper stratam of classy football songs they need to add ditties like these to their repertoire.... adam johnson, he shags who he wants. bobby robson he's nearly dead diallio he's got the biggest dick in the championship there's only one senile bastard steven taylor we wish you were dead shearer's got aids and he can't rid of it etc etc

dear hmhm, I acknowledge you've written to my majestic self. shame you didn't tell me you were packing in a season ticket, I have loads and like to collect them, especially the ones that were dispensed with during times of conflict with the previous owner, they're my favourites. I'm not sure what I can do to help you to be honest, we did promise to lobby the club for those who packed in season tickets at the time of benitez leaving to have their loyalty points reinstated, but didn't bother in the end. far to busy selling jigsaws don't you know? anyway, could I interest you with a trip to london on one of my lovely buses? once you get there I can then sell you a ticket for my swanky do in kings cross where I'll be recalling my interviews with football pundits and my special friendship with the daily mail. not only that, charlotte will be there, preening her hair and occasionally pouting. it'll be great. lots of love. his royal highness, alex hugh magill hurst.

likewise.

I've got a whole host of people with varying disabilities who I can call on to be my personal chauffeur. they think I befriend them out of kindness. they're wrong.

my old man, 85 years old, went to wembley for the first time in '55 , also in '74 and '76. went to all the home fairs cup games, has been a life long newcastle supporter. for the last 3 years he's been me 82 year old mothers full time carer, she has dementia. he just about scrapes in at period 7, but the reality is despite me repeatedly trying he won't leave my mother long enough to go to game even though my wife is more than capable (and qualified) to look after her. now I'm sure there's hundreds out there in a similar position or through I'll health of their own only get the chance to go to a handful of games. if the club has built in a provision to cater for people like this by building in an allocation for p6 or p7, however small, then they are to be applauded. even if this means a few from a higher 'ranking' miss out. I'm sure they'll get other opportunities, some won't. only a moronic thundercunt would cry about this.

aye whatever, you stupid, arrogant thunderCUNT.

below is taken apparently from the latest email from n.u.s.t. (aka alex hugh magill hurst) to their members. although I'm reluctant to give much credence to anything the fat tory cunt has to say. however if it is true then the club have indeed built in an allocation for each ballot period. so they would be following the system decided upon from the outset. bearing in mind there's supporters currently living in lowly p6 and p7 for a whole myriad of reasons but whose support for decades is unquestionable and therefore as I said above warrant at least a chance. rather than it being bollocks, I'm sure you'll appreciate that now? With this in mind the Board has spoken to Newcastle United and we are pleased to report that the club have provided answers to questions raised by members on ticketing. Member Question: For Wembley, is there any chance tickets will actually go down to periods 4,5 and 6? Or are they only periods that will take place if tickets don’t sell out in each previous tier? Answer from NUFC: Each period is guaranteed to take place. Trust analysis: The club is seeking to ensuring some members and non-members (with purchase history) will receive tickets in their attempt to ensure a range of fans have access to Wembley. The vast majority of tickets will go to season ticket holders. Periods 4-6 seem to be ballots so not every qualifying applicant will receive tickets, unlike in periods 1-3 where tickets are guaranteed if you qualify and purchase through the cub site in your allocated period time slot.

and then when you get there, you can head along to this as part of your wembley weekend experience..... https://true-faith.co.uk/tf-forum-london-friday-24-feb-23-tickets-on-sale/ I mean, what better way is there to spend £15 on a friday night in london then to sit there awestruck at the musings of 2 newcastle supporters who are right at the very peak of the supporting hierarchy? I honestly fucking despair if there's single fucker goes to it.

i think i've be in a stand like that before. quite a few times actually.

oh! why's that then? seems like quite a good idea to me for the club to appreciate some people's circumstances have changed over the years. and what do you mean by ranking? as in like a hierarchy of who's the bestest newcastle supporter in the world ever?