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I just keep seeing jarvis cocker me....

that and the fact they're all.as thick as the proverbial million short planks.

last one for me, the pressure's getting too much. I'm hoping for an early sending off for palace and 4-1 away win romp..... fingers crossed!

think there's more chance of getting a blowjob off the man in the moon.

probably ct fucking up the system again....

think it must be a season ticket thing. my travel companion's son can see it on his dad's account, but not on his own members account. his dad has nowhere near 100 points. ps.... he reckons there was 22k logged in for them at 10am. bizarre they haven't sold out yet.

I'd rather gouge me eyeballs out with a rusty spoon. although you make a serious point.

shouldn't even be said in jest.

quick..... get on there and buy me 3 please!

I don't see that page, which is odd considering my Internet prowess! I was told that the board of n.u.s.t. receive 5 complimentary away tickets. not sure if there's any truth in it mind or it wss just a subtle wind up by the storyteller to feed my tory boy aversion!

so there is a secret page then? I'd image this was set up by the club in conjunction with alex hurst.

there's apparently seven million illiterate folk in the uk. my theory is this is largely down to the unnecessary complicating of the alphabet system during the early days of education. I mean what the fuck is little k's and kicky k's all about?

so have the southampton away tickets actually gone on sale today then? doesn't seem to be any reference to them on https://book.nufc.co.uk/en-GB/categories/Away Tickets or the queue it page popping up? unless of course there's some secret page that only the privileged get to see?!

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what the fuck was that goal celebration all about there ar arsenal? we're they all pretending to be rylan clark neil?

I didn't go to the fulham away game when the floodgates opened earlier in the season. they remained open for quite some time. I'm not going to palace for the next league game...... here's hoping for a repeat run!

home! the wait for a first half goal goes on. really thought wilson should've buried his chance to break that first half jinx but there you go. looked like another leeds game or worse when they got the penalty and didn't know what the fuck was going on, think everybody was expecting it being retaken at first, so obviously delighted. equally so with isak's goal, hoping he gets a good injury free run now because we really have lost our cutting edge of late. anyway, all's well that ends well..... onwards and upwards!

much easier taking the m5/m42/a42/m1/a1 route. especially when you're not driving!

probably acting on the advice of something alex bruce read on twitter.

aye, I reckon you're right, you should probably get yourself to ct's house and get on his super rig! bear me in mind if you hear of a spare from your end..... the more irons in the fire the better!

not me mate, I've not got a single, solitary point. it's like I've never been to a match before! I know plenty who have though so it'll be a visit to the gunners pre match tomorrow's to see if I can weave some of my begging magic. fingers crossed.

I mean there always been a rule of the thumb that spares will find their way in to the right hands if you look hard enough, but even that might come to an end if they started personalising tickets and id'ing people. sure its been trialled/rumoured elsewhere? not sure what the answer is either to be honest, I'm sure folk could state a reasonably valid argument from every stand point, however there's no doubt the current system is massively flawed, especially from the perspective of the younger generation more so than for people like me, I and others like me at least had the opportunity. I'd say there's a reasonable shout to reserve a percentage of the away allocation to a ballot for those with no or low points to at least get the chance of climbing the ladder? and for home tickets I'd make the first batch for sale went to members only, I see no sense in giving season ticket holders an opportunity to buy an extra seat other than when they go on general online sale. the speed at which the west ham tickets sold out the other day suggests members are gonna start missing out to non members who are having tickets bought for them by others, what's the fucking point of forking out the £30? when I had my season ticket I was happy enough I'd just secured me own seat where I liked to sit! what it probably needs is some intervention by a forward thinking fans group, shame what we have instead is a worse than useless n.u.s.t. full of self serving cunts from truefaith who are more interested in preserving their supafan status hmhm alludes to above. bit shit really.

pleased I don't go on there mate, but I can imagine.

that wasn't on the agenda, I'm in the leazes so was looking at it from a purely selfish perspective.

@PaddockLad you managed to get a ticket for the bournemouth game? appears there's only 260 left, probably won't make the point drop from 200 on monday. crazy, crazy times. was talking to me brother about this on the phone yesterday, his lad is 20 and is on about 30 points, accumulated mostly during the ashley era. loves the away game day out with his mates but is obviously gonna struggle more for tickets. think by the time I was about his age I'd been to well over half the grounds in the country. if things progress with the club the way you'd like to think they could over the next 5 years it could well be that kids who are 20 at that time will be very lucky to ever get a look in for an away ticket or at least nowhere near the access to matches I did at that age. quite sad really.