thebrokendoll

can you drive a plane at 58mph?

i got me hands on 467, i've chartered a boeing 747-8 from bristol.

what an absolute weapons grade, whopping thundercunt.

aye, apart from @LongTimeAdmirer

water off a duck's back!

aye. in fairness I've not mastered capitals yet, I'm allowed the odd spelling mistake. bit indifferent to gary linker meself, I tend to get more miffed with shearer in that he let's the leicester twat take the piss out of him with relative ease.

. you ever read seumas milne's 'the enemy within'? there was less skullduggery going on during the miner's strike!

in the link you've posted haven't the club just basically regurgitated the 3 points in the fans charter the f.s.a. have with clubs. I agree it's probably best to hold stavely etc at arms length and even more so to mistrust those they've probably already got in their pocket!

you casting a net there mate? anyway, none of it would ever happen, we have such a resolute and militant fan base!

tickets for the tottenham game on sale tomorrow for those prepared to join the carnage! an interesting article for a change on true faith. (ie it wasn't written or podcasted by the n.u.s.t. cartel) they rarely get many comments, but for a change they have, none of them by me! although I do have sympathy for some of the points raised. https://true-faith.co.uk/longread-loyaltypoints/

in fairness mind £2k for a season ticket when compared to a £150 per match day ticket is a saving of £850 the club are to be applauded.

back to willock though.... my mate's (the infamous match sneaker-inna) grandson finally got the shirt sent to him by willock framed at the weekend. lush.

can't help but feel the club should employ a fashion guru and i'm probably just the man.

well aye, he did. a sort of assisting the assist or in other words he passed it to a team mate.

what did you make asm's performance on friday night? i noticed truefaith gave him a rating of 3 (i know, alex hurst's a cunt) which i thought was generous to be honest. we offered precisely fuck all down the left side of the pitch before he was hauled at half time. i appreciate howe has subsequently said he was carrying a slight thigh strain although that does beg the question why he started him in the first place, unless of course he's being diplomatic? oh to see the lesser spotted maxi of december 27th 2021 again, perhaps he's been saving himself for another home game against the mancs? ps.... love the perseverance with the headless chook!

outrageous, unnecessary and inaccurate slur on our talisman brazilian by one our own supporters here. if he decides to fuck off to real madrid on the back of this I think we'll all know who to blame.

I can't help but notice that ever since i posted a picture of the gorgeous me, that this thread has gone all sexy.

aye. they've got a horrendous run of games in april with the possible exception of bournemouth at home. far worse than our tricky month. I suppose there's a chance conte's rant might galvanise them, but if it goes the other way their slip back down to being a midtable club could happen very quickly. completely manufactured part of the 'big 6' purely for the media to over hype the north london derby. we'll be back to hammering them seven nowt very soon.

can't be talking about me, I'm a sort of george clooney/johnny depp hybrid.

sky sports apparently have been swamped with requests by their female audience to find out who the hunk is in the green jacket when the winner goes in. meanwhile the police are looking for the grey haired bloke for sneaking in for nowt....

aye, the blue jacketed 'resonse' team seemed very happy to quell any kind of enthusiasm by supporters in the front couple of rows in a manner which would give them something to respond to. cunts

so, these mags on a metro sang just a random middle bit of a song without any knowledge of the lines which precede it or what follows? aye, that definitely happened.

I probably should've added an advisory note to skip the first 5 minutes when I posted the link! edit....... although it was reassuring to find out adam hadn't been assaulted by a pair of canada geese.

tripper had me, me mate and me brother all fooled mind. we were all shitting ourselves he was gonna take it!

nice title @Gemmill this can't come quick enough, desperately hoping we turn every side of sjp in to a seething mass of fucking hatred for these manc cunts.