thebrokendoll

sent you a pm thing sir.

probably better off drinking milk with ketamine in it mate.

i can't believe there's any fucker on earth, even in leeds, who'd be prepared to go sloppy seconds to that fat little tory cunt.

i'm on! astonishingly, there's no seats left!

it could be argued that carragher lost his mind when he supped a bottle of brown ale with '4 of newcastle's most knowledgeable supporters' outside shearer's bar.

strange mind, kept the queue-it page running just out of mild curiosity, for a place of 3954 it's saying it'll take me longer to get on the website than it did for a place of 14,000ish yesterday. they must run a budget server for us humble general salers.

2 if you can mate, my exiled blyth mate took it worse than me yesterday. thankfully he doesnt mind his neighbours.

me

3954.... no fucking chance. think i might start a fight with next door neighbours this morning, i hate the cunts.

struggling for inspiration here gentlemen, bit like our forward line. hoping we'll continue to concede nil and a spark of genius from any fucker will score us one, hopefully in each half!

fuck's sake he's not even online!

the footballing gods are clearly smiling on the ayatollah though, if he refuses to take up the responsibility handed to him from above in the next few hours I'll do it. expect it though to be a sombre offering!

I reckon @Ayatollah Hermione should take up the reins. if you pulled off a queue number of 450 in that madness this morning your luck really is on the up!

ah, I'm quite moved here! I do think though that it might need somebody in a more positive frame of mind than me at the moment. two legged semi final with no ticket for either of the fuckers! I've spiralled in to a deep depression and i'm sulking worse than a 3 year old who's been denied a carton at the tescos pick 'n' mix section!

I wonder what the allocation is they have to reserve for general sale?

first failure mate. gutted.

didn't get one. all gone by 10.50

you've hit the jackpot with 1400 to be fair. 3 devices over 25,000 best place 12885.

think you should be if you join the queue for the sale to members at 10am.

I suppose you have to reuctantly tip your hat a bit to arteta, the transformation in the 8 months since we battered them a sjp and them bottling qualifying for the champions league last season is quire impressive really. I'd also say that the atmosphere at the emirates earlier this month was a million miles better than anything I ever witnessed at highbury in many visits there. still think there's a reasonable chance they'll blow it mind, but barring a miracle where we catch them up, I'd think I probably prefer them to win the title than man city again.

playmobil heed being a complete and utter cunt again.

didn't they get banned from taking their flag to wembley as well on account of it being made out of the material equivalent of napalm? the stupid mackem cunts.

thank fuck you cleared that up!

cue some knob songs.....

nowt much wrong with any of that, although i think it's probably pushing it a bit to suggest it would be disloyal of the supporters to want to see isak given a chance at starting at southampton. wilson's clearly not firing on all cylinders, the pre world cup version would've probably buried his two first half chances against fulham, certainly the second. id rest wilson and give isak a start on tuesday, he might just provide the spark for that elusive first half goal!