thebrokendoll

so nice to get that early strike on tuesday, followed by another on the 20 minute mark. never thought the tie was in any doubt after that at all to be honest. flying out the blocks again this weekend would be lovely. it's good that longstaff has come to terms with the fact that the goal isn't on the roof of the stands at last, we may need him again on saturday or is wilson about to wake up from his post world cup slumber? anyway.... can't see west ham scoring any more than 1 at best, if we score 2 it'll be in the bag!

these fucking southern cunts man.... https://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-united-vs-saudi-arabia-carabao-cup-final-build-up-thread-sun-26-feb.475386/ 'plastics' don't they realise the term was invented for their following of glory seeking arseholes and footballing tourists? do the cunts even watch football? fucking hate the twats, they're practically welsh along with their cousins along the east lancs road hope we absolutely hammer them and their dipper mates in the last 2 weeks of febuary. salford and liverpool separated by 30 miles, united by scum.

both evil. mere death alone doesn't cut it for me, it needs to be preceded by some grotesque, sick and macabre torture.

in line with current trends, I'm on strike. no more match threads till my demands are met... I want a final ticket, that's not unreasonable!

hope you the best chinese takeaway ever.

@Christmas Tree .... love you mate.

these cunts not signed anybody this afternoon?

I hope he scores a hat trick to make their relegation a mathematical certainty.

the big day's upon us. don't fuck it up newcastle!

aye. think a naughty moderator type changed his avatar to that too!

he had the odd decent match for us but for me shelvey's time here will forever be tainted by clarko turning with a whole host of heat maps, graphs, pie charts, algebra equations etc hell bent on convincing everyone that not only was he the best midfielder newcastle had ever had but possibly in the entire world.

sometimes only few words suffice.

after what happened yesterday if wrexham go on to win, i doubt the footballing world will as much as cock a half interested ear.

I appreciate it's probably time I let it go, but the manner of our defeat at anfield at the subsequent arrogance of klopp still boils me fucking piss. to say nowt of the mackem like moral outrage of a set of supporters who murdered 39 Italians to our takeover. I hope we utterly destroy the cunts in a few weeks time.

can't for the life of me understand why they're bothering playing these other fa cup ties to be honest. after the famous mackem draw yesterday at fulham that had the entire football world sit up and take notice you'd have thought they'd have just given them the cup straight away.

a semi final 2nd leg from days of yore. was in the leazes for this and remember the ground being rammed, pretty sure it would've been the biggest crowd I'd been in as a kid.

this is stupid mackem cunt starts an anthony gordon thread a manages to misspell both parts of his name. it's not even like they're complicated ones to spell either. anyway, the gist is, as can imagine, gordon is fucking shite, they've got loads of better players and that one in particular, somebody called clarke whoever the fuck he is, is worth a far higher transfer fee. they never let you down! https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/antony-gorden.1599015/page-3#post-37658846 moron's had it pointed to him and corrected it, beaten by the link though!

love a bit of a twat me, and if he turns out anywhere near as good as my favourite one, craig bellamy, I'll be absolutely delighted. welcome to the madhouse anthony!

aye. and me mate. i doubt rate jacob murphy at all, however his waving off caleta-car the other night was probably deserving of a longer and improved contract.

i think it's probably covered by rabblement to be honest . i don't think i've ever come across the word before, just discovered it as an alternative to congregation. i assume it's an old term which over time has been replaced by the shorter rabble. anyway, the dictionary description is that of 'a crowd of tumultuous lowly people' and it really made me chuckle!

in fairness to cluffy, stevie nicks looks ace wearing a top hat.

fucking incredible. I mean, we're all capable of going a little over the the top when it comes to a shared dislike and rivalry. however there's instances where provided there's more than a couple of brain cells rattling about in your skull it's probably best to reflect on something you write that can be publicly viewed. the stupid mackem cunt.

unless you're buying in kilos.

not a hope in hell you'll be able to sort all that out. might as well assign your ticket out to me now.

a new thread is probably appropriate for the second leg. especially as this one isn't brokendollless. a massive shout out to @Christmas Tree for making this happen for me, it's very much appreciated. also a very warranted doffing of the hat to @Tom, hope you get sorted sir!. at the risk of putting a spanner in the works we should be reasonably confident we'll get through this, but for the love of god can we please get an early goal to settle the nerves a bit? in the event we do get through, there's then the mayhem and chaos of the scramble, begging, calling in of ancient favours and any method of skulduggery to get your hands on a final ticket to look forward to!