thebrokendoll

howay wolves.

he'd miss the cup with a teabag.

no wood, no murphy anywhere near the squad for this please mr howe. desperate to see us progress in this.

don't think he's anywhere near championship standard. even the loch ness drogba pisses all over him, as does the lad who put 2 away for a 3rf division club tonight. I genuinely don't want to see the twat play for us again, he knows himself he's finished.

I never, ever want to see wood play for us again. ever. he is beyond shite. just fuck off. and take murphy with you.

eddie howe and me.... great mind think alike!

aye, was at that one too, remember it was that fucking cold queueing up at cardiff station afterwards they were handing out silver foil jackets to ward off hypothermia. like the welsh constabulary I do, think they were telling man utd supporters they had none left.

do you know mr mf I've been to all our old wembley appearances including and since the '76 league final against man city. the chelsea semi final was probably the hardest one to take! my fondest memory is coming out after the 0-4 charity shield defeat and the heavens fucking opened, I mean the rain was bouncing 6 inches off the ground. amongst the thousands of very wet and miserable geordies in the big car park at the back was stood a lone man utd supporter, his mates still in the ground, waving an eric cantona flag giving it the big one. hadn't even finished thinking 'what a cunt' when somebody walked over and one punch levelled him before bending down and snapping his flag stick in half. childish I know, but still makes me chuckle to this day.

in the last 2 games little old newcastle have clearly got under arteta and his players skin. they're like the north london equivalent of a jordan pickford. completely confident we'll dick these cunts at our place this may too.

the cunts are surreal. a quick look on the tele when they're on it and there's clearly thousands of empty seats in the lower bowl they claim is sold out. why the fuck would they even do that? unless of course they have sold the tickets but then it clashes with a wearside amnesty meeting and they fuck off to sunderland minster instead? or its cold? or something else, I dunno? are they even extending their stadium in a few years time? and if so, what the fuck for?

i take it you were guilt tripped then?

imagine if it was newport and they managed to get shot of 1968 too, be scenes like buenos aires.

you can only imagine the good folk from wherever it a was he departed from to fuck off back to sunderland must've been deliriously happy.

and maximin needs to grow his dreads back, he's been a shadow of his former self since he went to the barbers.

west ham tickets in 23 minutes!

hoping to see isak get some time here. flying out the traps for the first 30 minutes aside at leicester we've started looking pretty toothless in recent games following a run knocking in fours for fun. need this to be a game where we find our shooting boots again or can see a run a similar to the start of the season of a shitload of draws developing.

a draw.

shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, made me chuckle.....

absolutely love the fact that liverpool's support is so opposed to newcastle's takeover on moral grounds alone, aye ok. never has the phrase 'offended by everything, ashamed of nothing' been more apt. might well be time to reconsider who the term 'scouse mackem' applies to.

looks like leicester must've returned tickets and they've opened up another block or two for general sale today at 10am. was definitely 'sold out' yesterday. just in case anybody's still fancying it.

think what liam needed to do there was raise his arm slightly and viciously swing his elbow to the right. job done.

not long got back and sat reflecting over a glass of wine. thoroughly enjoyed that, superb team performance, backed by a raucous away end. we've played all the top teams now and have been better than most and at least equalled the others. as for arteta and his tantrums, and to quote from a knights tale.... you've been weighed, you've been measured and you've been found wanting. we'll fucking muller you again at our place.

definitely up to no good on the ticket website....

oh the sadness at the thought of missing out on this one. oh the unbridled joy of getting a ticket sorted in the last half an hour!