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sky sports apparently have been swamped with requests by their female audience to find out who the hunk is in the green jacket when the winner goes in. meanwhile the police are looking for the grey haired bloke for sneaking in for nowt....

aye, the blue jacketed 'resonse' team seemed very happy to quell any kind of enthusiasm by supporters in the front couple of rows in a manner which would give them something to respond to. cunts

so, these mags on a metro sang just a random middle bit of a song without any knowledge of the lines which precede it or what follows? aye, that definitely happened.

I probably should've added an advisory note to skip the first 5 minutes when I posted the link! edit....... although it was reassuring to find out adam hadn't been assaulted by a pair of canada geese.

tripper had me, me mate and me brother all fooled mind. we were all shitting ourselves he was gonna take it!

nice title @Gemmill this can't come quick enough, desperately hoping we turn every side of sjp in to a seething mass of fucking hatred for these manc cunts.

hat doffed to adam p, cracking little video from the away end last night. still buzzing this morning me. fucking fantastic!

what a fucking night man! all looked like it was gonna go awry. d8dnt get to a pub till they were starting to empty at 7,15, not a hope of a ticket for me mate and the pub closed at kick off so he couldn't even watch it there despite them having sky. so.... in a fucking couple of manoeuvres anybody from deepest toxteth would be proud of we managed to get him past the ticket checks 50 metres from the ground and in a ball crushing squeeze we got through the turnstile together on one ticket! sure the bloke knew, don't think he was bothered, tremendous! fair play to forest supporters, probably the best atmosphere from a home support ive seen for years, sadly put ours to shame. and then the match..... was a pleasure to be amongst our support tonight, never stopped singing, the disappointment of the disallowed goal but the fucking mayhem after isak's penalty! anyway, swear bruno knows every word of every song we sing, celebrated a fucking fantastic victory long after the final whistle!

in the bar at notts county's ground, doesn't look there's a cat in hells chance he's gonna get one either. fucker better not drive him without me!

he's not coming tonight, I've had to press gang me reserve chauffeur in to action, despite him not having a ticket!

left cheltenham at 4, just passing the nec now on the m42, traffic's as grim as fuck. be lucky to make kick off never mind get a pint at this rate.

aye, if a bigger club such as rotherham came in for him mowbray would be off like a shot. much like neil did with stoke.

you're not alone mate. i rang the club this morning to make some enquiries and the women i spoke to got quite defensive about it. claimed as far as she was aware in the 11 years she'd worked there NUFC had always had a policy of allowing a season ticket holders the option of buying an extra ticket for family and friends. she might well be right, but im fucked if i can remember it ever being the case pre-ashley or at the time i chuckecd mine in. in fairness to her she suggested i contact sarah metcalf who apparently is head of supporter services, she isn't customer facing and can only be emailed. i might get round to it but at the moment i'm deep in the throes of drafting an email to hurst and his mates at n.u.s.t. for their thoughts on the matter, am doing so with a smile on me face anticipating their response if indeed i get one! at the end of the day n.u.s.t. claim to be representative of all categories of support, be they season ticket holders, memebers, non memebers and supporters from overseas. like @Howmanheyman says though, i suspect they're not. at clubs where demand for tickets is high, season ticket holders reserve their seat only, fucks sake i had a look on arsenal's website and they offer 3 different membership deals by way of securing tickets, the platinum one in parfticular being extortionate! i'm not advocating owt like that mind but clearly we've got ticketing issues far beyond that joke survey n.u.s.t. sent out. or get that gallowgate extension knocked up sharpish!

i give you this, a far superior alternative to the simon and garfunkel dirge......

I'd join that mate, how far do you cast your net for membership? @PaddockLad, @Renton etc, any of you remember when it was that the option to purchase an extra ticket was added to the season ticket package?

nice one, cheers mate. aye you're right that's shite. might do to a little questionnaire of my own to n.u.s.t., on some more pertinent matters under the pretence of joining, assuming of course they'll answer any queries of a non member! now's probably as good a time as any seeing as they've got some competition for my affections from mad dazza curry and the north shields bad boys massive. failing that, I'm thinking of setting up 'the cotswolds popular front of not even being remotely close to being a superfan party' if you'd like to join?

@Howmanheyman mildly intrigued enough to see if I could find the contents of alex hugh magill hurst and the truefaith cartel's survey on ticketing issues but can't find it anywhere. assume it must be for the eyes of members only? would you mind hoying it up? don't worry though if it means you'd be ostracised by the trust, I wouldn't wish a fate like that on anyone!

how you getting on with it mr fist? been playing the fucking thing for nearly a year and still only on 80% completion! in fairness mind i got to the last boss months ago but just kept getting obliterated within seconds so gave up! i've since bought and completed the last of us 2 which was ace. back on to forbidden west again now with the intention of fully upgrading both the nora thunder warrior and the oseram artificer armours (which is a mission in itself!) before i try and tackle the cunt at the end again! bought this, just in case i end up hoying me toys out the pram again.....

I mean I get why this board takes the piss out of storey's bollocks about his wealth, not so why yous all do it about his appearance. I've always thought he looks quite presentable me.

ah! none of the above is beyond the bounds of possibility. more so considering me slightly unkempt appearance. mrs bd has been telling me for 20 years now I look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

explain yourself fist or I'm gonna have to assume I'm the victim of some outrageous and no doubt slanderous in-joke during me two week absence!

for fuck's sake man! you'll not find many bigger critics than me of n.u.s.t. but no way on god's green earth is 'chinky' the answer. the fucking moronic halfwit who organised a tacky flyby over sunderland's ground on the day it turned out be bradley lowery's last game? the fucking moronic halfwit who responded to criticism to do so by offering to meet people for a fight? the fucking moronic halfwit whose catchphrase is 'don't recall ever seeing your face at an away game before' that 'chinky'? only the terminally stupid would profess to be that much of a superfan that he has a photographic memory of every newcastle supporter in attendance, let alone know them all. i've managed half a dozen aways this season and don't recall spotting 'chinky' but then i'd have to concede spotting other supporters as a method of one-upmanship hasn't really been on me agenda. odd mind. you'd think it would be hard to miss him what with him bearing an uncanny resemblance to sloth out the goonies. think i'd rather stick with the tory boy and the vacuous blonde, ta.

hope you got sorted mate. ask the fat tory cunt if he thinks he should relinquish the right to buy another ticket for his old mate little lord fauntleroy from the royal grammar school on the odd occasion he pops up to the north east from the stockbroker belt or whether he should in fact be attempting to buy one for him when they go on general sale? the amount of away tickets going to corporate is an issue no doubt about it, however there's bigger ones, a place of 16,000 in the queue at 10am this morning is testimony to that.

I thought yesterday was arguably our biggest game of the season. a loss could've easily seen it just fizzle out. nice this morning to look at the league table and consider that with a win at forest we'll be in a position to claw back tottenham and man utd, it's in our hands, especially with home games coming up against both. anyway, much more optimism than pondering the table and dwelling on those that could overhaul us over the last few weeks.

living in fear of alan the shit driving instructor from north shields me.