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and his match ticket.

cheers mf.

no mate, seen a few times recently out the back where parents with kids have been told they have to leave, don't think it's always been the case mind. seen the bridge hotel mentioned on google but was hoping there'd be somewhere a bit nearer the ground.

the time's rapidly approaching to take me 6 year old grandson to his first match. has to happen soon as his step-grandad on the other side is attempting to push him towards tottenham, the cunt. anyway, provided UM doesn't buy them all I'm gonna attempt to get two together for the southampton game. means he won't be too late home for school the next day and the reduced time for drinking means he won't see his grandad pissed! the percy no longer lets kids in so can anybody recommend a pub which does?

dont tell me he's done the meet up thing as well? for fuck's sake man! in fairness to UM I'm forever in his debt, his claim he'd be standing on barrack road prior to the tottenham game in oct 2021 giving it the big one to all the returning gutless cunts, was, is and probably always will be the funniest thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

aye, spot on. i was 1,300th in the queue today, i bought two. i'm linked to another member and we're both going, so that's good! i think where UM is getting it wrong is by immediately coming on here after tickets have gone on sale and giving it the big one about having bought nine when quite clearly there's people missed out. bit fucking crass really don't you think? he's right, he's doing nowt wrong under the clubs current ticket policy, it allows him as a season ticket holder to buy another ticket for a friend, who may or not be a member. UM's opportunity to do this though is coming to an end, there's an active group of people who are bypassing the n.u.s.t. and lobbying the football supporters association (newcastle's rep there is thomas concannon, who recently jacked in his role on the board at the trust) as well as emailing sarah metcalfe who's head of supporter services at the club. i'm loathe to use the term 'big six' so i'll refer instead to clubs where tickets are in demand, not one of them offer a facility for a season ticket holder to buy another ticket for a friend. under the current climate it's fucking ludicrous, you reserve your own seat only. clearly there's folk who've forked out for a membership who are missing out on tickets to non members, that can't be right surely? doesn't happen at any other club which sells memberships. it suited ashley to fill empty seats with backdrops to advertising hoardings, hence the great 10,000 free season ticket giveaway, it's now defunct. if UM (or anybody else for that matter) wishes to buy tickets to sell on, they'll soon need to join the queues for general online sale. it's coming.

can you drive a plane at 58mph?

i got me hands on 467, i've chartered a boeing 747-8 from bristol.

what an absolute weapons grade, whopping thundercunt.

aye, apart from @LongTimeAdmirer

water off a duck's back!

aye. in fairness I've not mastered capitals yet, I'm allowed the odd spelling mistake. bit indifferent to gary linker meself, I tend to get more miffed with shearer in that he let's the leicester twat take the piss out of him with relative ease.

. you ever read seumas milne's 'the enemy within'? there was less skullduggery going on during the miner's strike!

in the link you've posted haven't the club just basically regurgitated the 3 points in the fans charter the f.s.a. have with clubs. I agree it's probably best to hold stavely etc at arms length and even more so to mistrust those they've probably already got in their pocket!

you casting a net there mate? anyway, none of it would ever happen, we have such a resolute and militant fan base!

tickets for the tottenham game on sale tomorrow for those prepared to join the carnage! an interesting article for a change on true faith. (ie it wasn't written or podcasted by the n.u.s.t. cartel) they rarely get many comments, but for a change they have, none of them by me! although I do have sympathy for some of the points raised. https://true-faith.co.uk/longread-loyaltypoints/

in fairness mind £2k for a season ticket when compared to a £150 per match day ticket is a saving of £850 the club are to be applauded.

back to willock though.... my mate's (the infamous match sneaker-inna) grandson finally got the shirt sent to him by willock framed at the weekend. lush.

can't help but feel the club should employ a fashion guru and i'm probably just the man.

well aye, he did. a sort of assisting the assist or in other words he passed it to a team mate.

what did you make asm's performance on friday night? i noticed truefaith gave him a rating of 3 (i know, alex hurst's a cunt) which i thought was generous to be honest. we offered precisely fuck all down the left side of the pitch before he was hauled at half time. i appreciate howe has subsequently said he was carrying a slight thigh strain although that does beg the question why he started him in the first place, unless of course he's being diplomatic? oh to see the lesser spotted maxi of december 27th 2021 again, perhaps he's been saving himself for another home game against the mancs? ps.... love the perseverance with the headless chook!

outrageous, unnecessary and inaccurate slur on our talisman brazilian by one our own supporters here. if he decides to fuck off to real madrid on the back of this I think we'll all know who to blame.

I can't help but notice that ever since i posted a picture of the gorgeous me, that this thread has gone all sexy.

aye. they've got a horrendous run of games in april with the possible exception of bournemouth at home. far worse than our tricky month. I suppose there's a chance conte's rant might galvanise them, but if it goes the other way their slip back down to being a midtable club could happen very quickly. completely manufactured part of the 'big 6' purely for the media to over hype the north london derby. we'll be back to hammering them seven nowt very soon.

can't be talking about me, I'm a sort of george clooney/johnny depp hybrid.