thebrokendoll

well... the ticket i thought i had went tits up about a week ago, firstly it was a concessionary one for 16-21 yr olds, which I was happy enough to take a punt on, but then the price went up by another £350, fuck that. spent the last week hoping a one would fall out the sky and land on me lap, but it didn't. what can you do? seems it wasn't meant to be for me to be there so yesterday was tinged with a bit of sadness, thankfully however far outweighed by utter joy, we fucking battered the bindipping cunts! the wife was hilarious, spent the entire game on her feet in front of the tele and then broke down in tears of joy at the final whistle, she's fucking cornish man, but by god she's been well and truly adopted! me 87 year old man had obviously shed a few tears too when I spoke to him after the match, I wondered if I had enough time left to see us lift a trophy again, he definitely didn't think he had. deeply envious of those that were there but infinitely happier for EVERYBODY who's invested their time and heart in to this mental, basket case of a club. onwards we go....

I wonder how many supporters at wembley tomorrow have actually seen us win there? you'd assume you'd have to well in to your 80s and pretty active still. basically every fucker else who's been to a match there since '74 should do the decent thing and chuck the towel in.

the bindippers allocated their tickets dependant on how many previous games you'd been to. season ticket holders were given no priority over members..... would cause some of our self proclaimed superfan's heads to explade!

nah. as long as the ballot is completely random then it's hard to see how they can give priority to somebody who's won one? you could've applied for 4 and won fuck all. you could've applied for 1 and won it.

pot 6 was for season ticket holders who didnt attended a cup game and any member who'd applied for a cup game ballot regardless of whether or not they were successful. think that's probably fair enough under the present system.

in fairness to UM his post has got the basis for a decent thread. the membership scheme is shite and warrants debate. he's been a bit of a tease though on a couple of occasions without ever offering an alternative. howay man...... give us a clue?

pleased for you that they did a braille version.

it could be improved upon mind, I'd go for more gratuitous violence, car chases, some explosions and some some real not simulated sex scenes.

what do you propose as a solution then?

it looks nowt like him man, mccausland.

they'd just leave the current one as it is, but say there was 68k in it anyway.

I think there was one lined up for me, but spaniel lugs appears to have nipped in there first.

the galliwgate end has never come anywhere even remotely close to replicating the 70s leazes as a home end. I suppose the potential it may have had to match the leazes was fucked by a lack of roof in the 80s and all seater stadium from the 90s onwards. I'd bet my house that huge swathes of the middle tier gallowgate season ticket holders (of which I used to be one) would whinge and cry like babies at the idea of being sat anywhere other than in an almost identical place in a new ground, they'd probably demand that they're able to take 'their' bit of plastic with them that they've had their arses parked on for 30 years, even when a penalty is taken. nah, a new leazes end needs to be reborn, with as much as possible of it safe standing and a strict understanding that if you go there to live, you'll support the fucking team..... loudly.

spiritual home? there's fuck all left of the ground as it was when I was a kid, even the patch of grass in the middle has been altered. used to love the smell from the brewery me, its been replaced by the stench of ashley and sports direct and it still fucking reeks of him, along with the odour of decades and decades of failure. half the cunts that inhabit the place can't stand the other half and both feel justified in doing so. not only that, in the vast, vast majority of games all but a handful don't even bother supporting the fucking team, it's not even like they don't know the words to the songs, they do, as shown in games against psg and arsenal, they just literally can't usually be arsed. the sooner they raze the fucking place to the ground the better.

shit loads of quality squidgy black laced with opium emanating from the ford arms in byker in the early 80s. I'd say it was probably that

just as a slight aside to this, what happens first.... man utd play in front of 100,000 people? or our useless cunts complete their feasibility study/fan consultation/planning permission application/employ some brickies?

their mince beef and onion pies are fucking delicious. pisses me off that they don't seem to sell the anywhere south of scotch corner or at least not as far as I'm aware. seen them in keswisk in the lake district, but they most definitely have made their way anywhere near south wales, the inconsiderate cunts.

4.8 seconds for me to hit the stop button.

aye. you just know for certain that the day he set out for a jog and his brittle ankle bone shattered in to a million pieces that he thought he was on for a personal best.

fuck off you bindipping CUNTS.

embrace the angst my yorkshire friend.

shearer getting on my fucking tits.

should be 3 up psg

now for some fatal bindipping injuries...

use your fucking imagination