thebrokendoll

CUNT

can early 60s (very early) still be middle aged? oh I do hope so.

no way we're getting £100m for him on current form.

soon as isak bumped his hip yesterday I said to the wife that's him going off and probably not to be seen again this year. oh for a human tank like supermac again man.

how the fuck is snappy feet starting this thread?

something is clearly not right, isak, bruno and gordon don't suddenly become average.... and average is probably giving them too much credit this season.

sol campbell is the answer.

need liverpool to score 0 on wednesday or we're fucked. fucking toothless, same as monday.

aye. I don't recall bruno arriving with a reputation as a goal scorer, but he was chipping in with a fair few in that first half a season. they've all but dried up altogether now. my brother normally won't have a bad word said about howe, but even he is now concerned that he seems unable to get the 2 playing well together. the right wing situation is a fucking joke.

they were top and 6 points ahead of sheffield united at the beginning of this month. they're 4th and 5 points behind them now. been a canny november for the mackem cunts though, we got beat off west ham.

aye, absolutely shitting meself me....

you ever heard of the expression 'doth protest too much'? that's you with the chook that is, in reality you're strumming like eric fucking clapton.

the wrapping barely removed before the girlie pillow masturbation starts.

he's just turned 22, he should be doing exactly what trippier was doing off it!

we were unlucky not to have got at least an equaliser in the 1st half. 2nd half performance was fucking pathetic, we left the ground with what we deserved, fuck all. and I thought they were one of the worst teams I've seen at sjp this season.

he's having a good game that young fellow actually.

tremendous

was a silly question really.

anger is an energy.

invented by the sumerian people. hosted by a genial cockney comedian. bought by murdering camel humpers.

geordie girl .... 'I'm going back to newcastle with £19.5k, which is the best place in the world by the way' cue massive massive destruction of televisions in sunderland and indisputable claims of the saudi's buying the wheel.

football's finished, strictly's finished and the wheel pops up next. first contestant is a young lassies from newcastle who proclaims.... whey geordies yes! expect michael mccintyre to be their next figure of unadulterated hate.

getting the sack in the morning this fucker!

please, please, please predict the murdering bindipping cunts to do so.