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and a huge sigh of relief goes out all over mackem land as they comfortably cement their place in the best league in the solar system.
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incredible little sequence of football just there by both teams highlighting just why the championship is easily the best league ti be in.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
thebrokendoll replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
not the job for me I don't think mate, I've just got a big gob that no fucker listens to anyway! to be honest, I don't think the club give a flying fuck what n.u.s.t. thinks about anything, they'll plow on with their plans regardless. I'd imagine they've got a few fairly radical changes in the pipeline ready for next season, some which will probably piss a lot of people off, to say nowt of them also increasing their revenue! surprised hurst's packing it in mind, his role on the board is heaven made for his ego as a superfan. must be shifting his concentration to making even more scintillating videos with charlotte and his tory journalist mates. I'd nominate UM, he definitely seems to have his finger on the pulse of all things nufc. -
the entire team is a fucking disgrace, well and truly thrown the towel in. if I was a leicester supporter I'd be fucking furious with their lack of fight, but then leicester's support have been abysmal too, couldn't be a more polar opposite to the backing leeds supporters gave at elland road.
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on the off chance they get promoted it's reasonable to suggest anything less than premier league runners up next season is gonna be a massive disappointment to the average mackem.
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it's pretty fair to say as well that our 2-1 home win last season, was probably our most fortunate 3 points.
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I was gonna opt for you mate but looked at the poll first and then couldn't vote at all. console yourself with this though.... better zero than to stoop so low as to vote for yourself and bribe 11 of the electorate.
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aye, agree with the above. trippier set pieces are woeful. lack any kind of pace on them as well making it hard to get any power on a header in the unlikely event they actually find one of our players. the least said about the abomination of a free kick down our left side in the first half the better.
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seven games unbeaten and and a faultless run to our first wembley final in over 2 decades, before falling victim to a dastardly, underhand coup. consider that while you bask in your unwarranted glory.
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noticed this thread about an hour ago and went away to rehearse me gwyneth paltrow like acceptance speech, only to return just now and find I didn't actually win. as far as those who voted for toontastic's very own nostradamus go.... I can only assume you did so in some kind of perverse desire to see @Gemmill die by his own sword than us qualify for the CL, which to be honest I can sort of understand.
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just as a footnote, I should just add that although I was very, very happy with my bird discovery, at no point would I have contemplated putting my willy in its beak.
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out walking the dog earlier and spotted what at first I thought was a buzzard fly from a tree with a large nest in. then from nearby I could hear a very distinctive and repeated distress call, which I knew didn't belong to a buzzard. googled a sparrowhawk's call, nowt like what I could hear. did a bit more research and found it! very pleased with meself, they're really rare.... it's a goshawk!
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how did he get his ticket, was it is his own purchase or was it bought for him? if it was the latter the person who made the transaction for that seat number needs to be very concerned over the next few days about what sort of letter they get dropping through their door. shit loads of newcastle supporters turfed out of level 4 of the leazes for reacting to being bombarded with spit, coins and cups of piss off the man utd supporters. one season ticket holder I know has subsequently had a 3 year club ban, (currently going through appeal) his letter stated as he'd made the purchase he was responsible for the behaviour of the person ejected. last 2 aways I've been to, (forest and west ham) soon as I've got in I've stood wherever I've seen a bit of a gap rather than next to the allocated seat and tossed the ticket. I'd hate in the event of heavy handed stewarding, which it was at nottingham, to be even inadvertently responsible for getting a donor landed in the shit.
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been parked up in the van the last few days on the west side of windermere, was hoping right up till about 10 this morning that a ticket would crop up so I could make the dash eastwards, up it hasn't happened. done a 5 mile dog walk to the ambleside tavern, which would you believe is in ambleside?! got about 6 tv's here and there's folk in newcastle tops dotted about all over the pub, not an arsenal one to be seen. I'm taking that as an omen for nil to playmobil heed's north london cunts. howay the lads!
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klopp squirming like the utter cunt he is..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65459542
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although i never actually met him i've always thought paul o'grady was a really nice chap. hat doffed to him for his love of dogs and work at battersea. mind you, he was born in tranmere which in 1955 was cheshire and only became part of merseyside in 1974 so technically it could be argued he wasn't scouse. that aside, cilla black had a voice that made your gums shrivel, jimmy tarbuck is as funny as toothache, you'd probably not have let ken dodd anywhere near diddy men and the beatles were fucking shite compared to the rolling stones. so aye, scouser's are cunts.
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i think before henrytony takes the piss out of leeds he ought to consider tuchel to lampard hardly covers his own club in glory.
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looks more like the barrel out of an old fruit machine than a game of poker to me.
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exactly this. to be honest, I can't for the life of me think why anybody would celebrate a goal in any other way?