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she's no salma hayek granted. however, a night on the trebles for a £1 if it was on offer at chucking out time in the pig an whistle..... you'd have gone for it!

what the last couple of pages of this thread have shown is who are the men and who are the tarts on this forum. there's those amongst us who would happily stand up matt ritchie like to one of the big fellas infamous shoulder charges. and there's those who'd wilt like lee ryder at the mere sight of him.

aye. never trust a man who eats his own ear wax.

that's upset me that has. I've only ever been appreciative of his graphs and algebra equations.

I now feel slightly nauseous that it turns out I'd happily shag the arse off a younger simon jordon.

I could tell you, and alex. I could also reveal whether brucey would accept a saudi job or not. I'm just not going to, you're all gonna need to endure it for yourselves.

release your inner masochist. there's a bit where jordan comes out with some bizarre statistic whereby the fat cunt was accumulating a point for every £100k spent. meanwhile, every point howe has accumulated has cost £300k. I've no idea what truth there is in this but I'm certain there's no relevance to it. that matters not to wor stevie though, you can visibly see him swelling (even more) with pride that it's just been proven he's a better manager than the bloke who relegated bournemouth.

watch it. to quote the great john lydon..... anger is an energy.

fat cunt keeps picking at his ear. think he's looking for some wax to snack on.

two absolute whopping cunts being two absolute whopping cunts funnily enough. if you wanna put yourself through it, talking about newcastle from about 48 minutes till the end.

got one for burnley. love this new ticketing system me.

pulp or richard hawley surely?

I don't see nowt on the official site? course, you can always jump the gun and get them from here... https://www.livefootballtickets.com/fixtures/newcastle-united-v-paris-saint-germain-tickets-champions-league.html nearly 300 already available from the princely sum of £240 up to a bargain £1800 for a one in east stand! some of those on offer for the return game in paris look a bit more reasonably priced though... https://www.seatsnet.com/en/sports-tickets/football-tickets/paris-saint-germain-vs-newcastle-united/?gclid=CjwKCAjwsKqoBhBPEiwALrrqiGggbh2L7p03_HxehBTanZjWDPcAqSYi9tuBeZGxfUhepJFHPpRhlBoCzXAQAvD_BwE

every owner of a football club in europe would love the money playing in the champions league generates. every owner of a football club in europe would welcome the prestige playing in the champions league brings. every footballer probably in the world would love the opportunity to play football in the champions league. every football supporter in europe would love to see their club playing in the champions league. every football supporter in europe would love the opportunity to visit some of the continents stunning, vibrant cities. except the mackems.

I wasn't sure what the fuck you're getting at here until I went back and re-read the comments by mmxxviii. me, kneejerking, fickle, in need of giving me head a shake or neglecting the progress of the last 24 months? nah. I'm sure they exist in twitter land, however watching a match with your eyes open and commenting that other than the opening game of the season we've looked poor and more to the point we've appeared to afford too much respect to man city, liverpool and milan is reasonable, without it bordering on treachery.

nah. nowt a matter without pointing out we've looked poor, particularly going forward in all but one game this season. I hope howe sorts it out, I'm sure he will. doesn't alter the present reality though.

happy enough with the result, not particularly the performance, thought we were fucking woeful in the final third, pretty much par for the course since the first game of the season. was at the san siro 20 years ago, we were fucking magnificent and all who were there had a match to remember to forever. bit gutted for the young'uns there tonight they didn't get to experience something even remotely similar.

we're fortunate to be level. what the fuck has happened to attacking play since the villa game? these aren't that good, yet again we're not showing enough intent. need to get at the fuckers.

how exciting.... wish I was there. howay the lads!

this has randomly popped up on the home tickets bit?????

5 season in the 3rd division. 4 games in european competition. massive club.

n.u.s.t. (and I think everyone on here is aware of my opinion of them) have 2 ticketing surveys, one after the cup final which had a couple of thousand responses. (incidently, I would suggest this number is a truer reflection of their membership involvement than the 13,000 members they claim) to my knowledge the club issued no response to this survey n.u.s.t. did another survey in august, opening this one up to non members and doubled the response to it getting over 5,000 people involved, the results.... https://nufctrust.co.uk/news/home-ticketing-survey-the-results-are-in/ two weeks not a fucking peep from the club and I dont think n.u.s.t.'s survey scratches the surface. why the fuck are they excluding members who have more 'loyalty' points on their accounts than some season rickets holders altogether from away game sales? why the fuck when away game sales are reaching zero points aren't members allowed to enter a ballot? why the fuck are they maliciously making tickets invalid? I don't believe this is all down to incompetence, they have a strategy and they believe they're answerable to no fucker.

meaningless without graphs and pie charts. just looks like an algebra sum.

are they? I've seen precisely zero fucking evidence of that so far.

sell all your tickets you couldn't sell all your tickets.... from where I was in the east side of the gallowgate on saturday I could see dozens of empty seats in the lower part of the east stand. there appeared to be pockets in the milburn too. 3 games in and I've not had a sniff at a ticket in the ballot and yet I've been able, along with 3 others to comfortably get tickets in resale for all the games, even affording the luxury for brentford of waiting till one became available for the part of the ground I'd prefer to be in. fucking bizarre considering demand is is off the scale. access to the ground on saturday in the corner was a fucking shambles, my android phone wouldn't read at all on the scanner... red or green. I was told to open the qr code part of the ticket instead and that worked, delay of a minute and saw several others having the same problem. they had to open the exit gates slightly nearing kick off and were allowing people to squeeze through individually where they had another scanner set up on the wall. fucking farcical. 2 weeks now till a home game against psg and not a fucking peep from the club on sales for the game for members. will it be game by game ballot? will they try to enforce a 3 game package. what the fuck will the price of them be? do they give a single flying fuck about supporters and their travel/accommodation arrangements? have these cunts got a fucking clue what they're doing?