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harsh!

be ructions now mind. painting owt black and white on the side of that well known mackem stronghold.

shit about the job mate. the jeysus emoticon above is well warranted. they fleeced tens and tens of thousands people out of £37 for memberships to participate in this shite. to say nowt of increasing the lower category games by 30% to £44 a ticket. oh and the champions league home games appear to have an added surchage to members too. considering some of these will be empty seats not taken up by st holders for £55 a pop, why the increase in price?? darren eales appears to have well and truly identified members as there to absolutely fleeced at every opportunity. personally think the bloke is every bit as much of a thundercunt as ashley me.

nah. you spend every minute of your waking life refreshing the stadium plan and hoping a ticket pops up somewhere. you'll refresh it that many times you'll eventually be kicked off the website for being a robot. you go through the whole procedure again the next day. a sporadic ticket will pop up and then you'll have a milli second to get it in your basket before one of the other hundreds and hundreds of desperate cunts attempting the same thing beats you to it. it's great fun.

I'm only having a laugh mate. I've got a theory, probably bollocks but.... I reckon as the bars and shit food kiosks as well as apparently the club shop are all card only, they could well be monitoring who's spending the most money and weighting the ballots in their favour. a conspiracy theory too far perhaps? I'd rather starve than eat their food or drink their poxy 33cl plastic bottles of piss kingston press cider at £5.15 a go. don't want none of the tat out the club shop either.

not only that.... you get to play the fastest finger first game on thursday.

it does become a bit disheartening in fairness. don't worry though, @Renton will be along in a minute to cheer you up and tell you his neighbour's got eight!

just a deathly, deathly silence.

I feel another rant coming on....

we've both played non english teams this week. newcastle got a credible draw away at ac milan's san siro stadium. sunderland got beat a home off cardiff city. but aye, they'd leave us reeling every time. stupid mackem cunt.

115 years ago, still hurts like fuck. only consolation is there's still more mackems alive who remember it as you'll ever bump in to in milan.

headless chook..... running the fucking show.

would be nice if his performances started even remotely resembling again a player that was worth £100m.

can't keep the fucker out of wetherspoons I heard.

she's no salma hayek granted. however, a night on the trebles for a £1 if it was on offer at chucking out time in the pig an whistle..... you'd have gone for it!

what the last couple of pages of this thread have shown is who are the men and who are the tarts on this forum. there's those amongst us who would happily stand up matt ritchie like to one of the big fellas infamous shoulder charges. and there's those who'd wilt like lee ryder at the mere sight of him.

aye. never trust a man who eats his own ear wax.

that's upset me that has. I've only ever been appreciative of his graphs and algebra equations.

I now feel slightly nauseous that it turns out I'd happily shag the arse off a younger simon jordon.

I could tell you, and alex. I could also reveal whether brucey would accept a saudi job or not. I'm just not going to, you're all gonna need to endure it for yourselves.

release your inner masochist. there's a bit where jordan comes out with some bizarre statistic whereby the fat cunt was accumulating a point for every £100k spent. meanwhile, every point howe has accumulated has cost £300k. I've no idea what truth there is in this but I'm certain there's no relevance to it. that matters not to wor stevie though, you can visibly see him swelling (even more) with pride that it's just been proven he's a better manager than the bloke who relegated bournemouth.

watch it. to quote the great john lydon..... anger is an energy.

fat cunt keeps picking at his ear. think he's looking for some wax to snack on.

two absolute whopping cunts being two absolute whopping cunts funnily enough. if you wanna put yourself through it, talking about newcastle from about 48 minutes till the end.

got one for burnley. love this new ticketing system me.