thebrokendoll

might be worth logging out then logging back in again. you should be able to click on home tickets from the top menu and see this, then click on add....

I think you'll find in my case at least, that you're addressing an internet aficionado.

try clicking on the writing itself, that could open it.

aye, you do the jigsaw, then carry on continuously refreshing till it decides you are a robot after all and kicks you off altogether! no need with the feedback thing though, just leave it a couple of hours and it's back to normal. they've created a ludicrous system whereby people who are desperate to get a ticket don't really have any alternative other than to continuously refresh to have any hope of getting one. loads of folk are getting kicked off, albeit temporarily.

my little gang has managed to get 2 tickets through resale this morning, despite it appearing since last thursday and over the weekend that it was a hopeless cause. that means there's far from plenty available though, it would still state that even if there was big bold letters stating SOLD OUT, because the website isn't fit for fucking purpose you're wasting your time mate clicking on sections of the stadium map, even if there was an area showing in light grey indicating availability you'd still get the message shown in the box above. as both ct and I said on saturday, you need to keep clicking on the drop down menu and refreshing what'll inevitability be a blank page, till (fingers crossed) you'll see a section with an available seat in it. it does happen sporadically and I'm sure it will even till wednesday evening, but you need to be fucking fast when it does! much better to do it on a laptop so you can see the whole page, mobile version requires too much scrolling and someone will beat you to it. be prepared to be informed you're a robot though, hope you're good at jigsaws!

nowt shitty about plastic bertrand's lyrical masterpiece.... Yam! Bam! My cat Splash is crashed out on my bed He's swallowed his tongue From drinking all my whisky Whereas me, not much sleep, drained, pissed off, I had to sleep in the gutter, Where I had a vision In four colours Come on, let's go! One morning, A chick came to my place Cellophane doll, (with) Chinese hair, A bandaid, a hangover, Drank my beer, from a big glass made of rubber like an Indian in his igloo Everything's awesome for me Off we go! That chick, What enthusiasm, what a buzz To hit the hay! Shagged, ruined, emptied, satiated, "You are the king of the divan" Is what she told me in passing I am the king of the divan Everything's awesome for me Come on! Butt out, back off, Don't touch my planet It's not today that the sky will fall on my head and that I will miss/run out of alcohol Everything's awesome for me On we go! My chick took off, shot through Finally had enough Broke everything the sink, the bar, leaving me alone like a big idiot I put my foot in it Everything's awesome for me

very obviously a subtle way to wind up the mackems by featuring their haymarket fortress in these photos.

and the candlelit vigil. fucking ed balls and susanna reid banging on about it for half an hour just now. there'll be a petition to have it discussed in parliament by mid morning I'd imagine.

totally irrelevant I know, but... as an uber cool 15 year old punk in '77 who only had ears for the clash, damned, pistols, ramones, adverts etc, I have to admit to having plastic bertrand's ditty as a guilty pleasure!

the last few pages are on another level of horrific, one of our own black and white paul spends a large part of his life kissing these scouse cunts arses. special mention for revered poster on there 'son of spion' who not for the first time posts quite possibly the biggest pile of drivel I've ever seen in messageboard land. you'd think these sanctimonious, principled fuckwits would've walked away from their own club really when there was every chance they were stood next to cunts who were responsible for the death of 32 Italians, 4 belgians, 2 french and 1 from northern Ireland. but no, conveniently forgotten about or blamed on chelsea's headhunters. fucking despise them. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=354531.560

on the redheugh bridge being followed by a minxy chick on a yamaha r6.

there's some writing missing from what you're seeing there, clicking on the stadium plan is a waste of time. you should see this... click on the writing at the bottom, itll take you to a page which is usually empty, refresh that itll take you back to the psge below, click on writing again and itll take you to the blank page. repeat endlessly till the blank page actually has a seat available in it. alternatively youll be kicked off the website fir refreshing too much. its fucking mind numbing!

well, until such time as you become a robot!

5 error messages and you're out! the website's a shambles mate.

harsh!

be ructions now mind. painting owt black and white on the side of that well known mackem stronghold.

shit about the job mate. the jeysus emoticon above is well warranted. they fleeced tens and tens of thousands people out of £37 for memberships to participate in this shite. to say nowt of increasing the lower category games by 30% to £44 a ticket. oh and the champions league home games appear to have an added surchage to members too. considering some of these will be empty seats not taken up by st holders for £55 a pop, why the increase in price?? darren eales appears to have well and truly identified members as there to absolutely fleeced at every opportunity. personally think the bloke is every bit as much of a thundercunt as ashley me.

nah. you spend every minute of your waking life refreshing the stadium plan and hoping a ticket pops up somewhere. you'll refresh it that many times you'll eventually be kicked off the website for being a robot. you go through the whole procedure again the next day. a sporadic ticket will pop up and then you'll have a milli second to get it in your basket before one of the other hundreds and hundreds of desperate cunts attempting the same thing beats you to it. it's great fun.

I'm only having a laugh mate. I've got a theory, probably bollocks but.... I reckon as the bars and shit food kiosks as well as apparently the club shop are all card only, they could well be monitoring who's spending the most money and weighting the ballots in their favour. a conspiracy theory too far perhaps? I'd rather starve than eat their food or drink their poxy 33cl plastic bottles of piss kingston press cider at £5.15 a go. don't want none of the tat out the club shop either.

not only that.... you get to play the fastest finger first game on thursday.

it does become a bit disheartening in fairness. don't worry though, @Renton will be along in a minute to cheer you up and tell you his neighbour's got eight!

just a deathly, deathly silence.

I feel another rant coming on....

we've both played non english teams this week. newcastle got a credible draw away at ac milan's san siro stadium. sunderland got beat a home off cardiff city. but aye, they'd leave us reeling every time. stupid mackem cunt.

115 years ago, still hurts like fuck. only consolation is there's still more mackems alive who remember it as you'll ever bump in to in milan.