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there was another lad from down that way called 'macca7' I think, pair of them would travel up together when they went to games and pick me up in cheltenham. I've always managed to wangle chauffeurs, although neither of these were disabled. sure I've got a photo somewhere on me old laptop outside of milan train station with some of the skunkers loons.... think toonfish is on that.

I never really liked ozrics to be honest although I did have a shit load of their stuff given to me by a lad from frome whose brother managed the band for a while years ago. for anybody on here who used or remembers the olden days of the rivals.net messageboard talk of the tyne or the early days of skunkers he was on both called 'toonfish' and was a reasonably active newcastle supporter. not sure if he still goes to any of our games but he's obviously still in to his football as he's one of the directors at frome town fc. now anyway..... one last little aside to the compete tangent I've gone off on here, one of the former members of ozrics, merv pepler, also from frome went on to form eat static who I do like very much!

the first time me and mrs tbd went to ozora festival was in 2007, while we were waiting in the queue to get wristbands on somebody tapped me on the shoulder and asked if they could take some photos of my tattoo. turns out they were a swedish couple who knew the the music producer artax but were also very good friends with the lad who did the cd artwork, they said he'd be absolutely delighted. I think this probably made me the 2nd most famous person in sweden after abba at the time, only recently demoted to 3rd since alexandra isak came along.

I've got this chap (minus the writing),on me left shoulder blade... an om on the right and shit load of dmt inspired geometric stuff all down the middle. which obviously makes me the coolest psytrance dude on the planet!

this is my kind of big field event....

I'll do a 600 mile round trip to spend the day in a field provided.... it's red hot there's dance music being played in the 138-144 bpm range. at least half those in attendance are scantily clad dready hippie chicks. every fucker is on at least one form of psychedelic drug. there's chilled cider and white wine readily available. in the event of getting the munchies there's stalls selling chicken tikka pieces wrapped in nan bread or moroccan falafels with a mint yoghurt sauce

tbd doesn't fucking want one.

fucking incredible. the stupid fucking cunts.

just spotted it!

probably a stupid question but.... how did you get on in the man utd ballot?

actually the horse puncher was a mackem, here's the irrefutable evidence....

the arch at marsden rock collapsed under the weight of hoardes of the cunts climbing up there for an orgy with the cormorants and kittiwakes.

they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/ it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife. the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement. the weird cunts.

@Christmas Tree @PaddockLad @Toonpack outing themselves as festival virgins above here .

I reckon @Ugly Mackems should rename his 'the final memberships' to just memberships. can they be improved? should they be tiered? should they be scrapped? what could you replace them with? are the ballots being weighted? should a successful ballot automatically disqualify you from the next couple? do the club give a fuck? probably not.

ah, forgot about that! I spoke to a bloke at newcastle city council yesterday, I think they've accepted i genuinely didnt recieve the original pcn because of moving house and he made a note to this affect on the reference number. posted a form off to northampton yesterday who then should return it to newcastle who'll reissue the original notice to my new address, at which point I'll get the opportunity to pay it at £60, still shit... but better than £202 i got a text this morning from GovUK asking me to rate my experience on yesterday's phone call, I'm hanging fire to see if the above becomes a reality, if it does I'll give them 2/10

?? what is this gibberish? explain yourself..... nark.

man utd ballot...... unsuccessful. now there's a revelation!

sticky fingers with young lasses and dismembering bodies. it's took a rather sinister turn this thread.

I quite admired the way they went about the khashoggi thing me. if I thought i could've got away with doing exactly the same thing to the entire family of cunts I was practically joined to the hip with in the next door semi for 2 decades, I would've followed suit.

I've not bought or won a football.top for over fourty years. if I'd still lived up home and had regular contact with mackems I would've bought the white and green saudi 3rd kit, applied a very dribbles of gravy and worn the fucker continuously.

I've turned in to a one polluting machine. it's only a matter of time before extinction rebellion are barricading the end of my lane.

the thread for the home game against tottenham at the beginning of september last year, ie six and half fucking months ago appears to have disappeared. anyway just had alook in me fucking post box and found this... fucking clean air zone fine again except this time it's been escalated to northampton county Court so its gone up to fucking £202, its literally the first fucking thing I've heard about it... THE CUNTS looks like I'll be featuring on 'can't pay we'll take it away' because they can go and fuck themselves. I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!

oh aye, forgot about that. feels like more than a year ago mind!

been well and truly pipped to the post by this tragic fucker here i think. so look north a regional news broadcaster runs a story about a football club from the area they report news from winning a trophy at wembley for the first time since 1955. in fact, unless you count the papa john's pizza cup it's the first time any club from the north east has won a major trophy at wembley for over half a century. I know what to do says this stupid cunt, report them to OFCOM, not only will it make look north squirm like fuck while they're being investigated, it'll give you immense pleasure at the same time.