thebrokendoll

should be 3 up psg

now for some fatal bindipping injuries...

use your fucking imagination

the Irish sea throws up a freak, previously never heard of tsunami and liverpool is obliterated, never to be seen again.

I'll take one for the team at the risk of inviting a whole heap of bad karma on me arse, but aye, both ending up in wheelchairs would be canny.

I don't jump. I dive with the grace and elegance of a swallow.

how would you know, unless you're a stand up shitter?

the cunts are closer to being welsh than they are northern anyway.

on sky sports news about it now. I honestly want to heave man, gonna benefit the ENTIRE north of england by all accounts.

pope and his amazing 50p piece boots.

why the fuck are they banging on about the munich cunts 20 minutes before our kick off??

pope man. why? #sackeddienow

if we get beat tonight and especially if the cunt plays pope, I'd sack him and go for the new manager bounce for the cup final.

no

nice finger nails, I'd like to see the rest of her.

flap accurately measured in to 4 precise sections with nufc lettered in opposing colour in each stripe. small wonder these were the halcyon days of engineering.

we'd spend hours painting the flap on our havasaks in black and white stripes, you meanwhile still use your plastic teletubbies lunchbox.

yer fucking big tart, we don't get any extreme weather in this country. they issue a red warning alert these days for a gentle breeze and half a dozen snowflakes. when I was at infant school I was sent out, havasak on back, to trudge the mile to school through six foot snow drifts in siberia like temperatures. what's more, there was hordes of jimmy saville and gary glitter types hanging about every street corner. we just got on with it, they bred proper men in 60s and 70s..

it's swansea city i feel sorry for in all of this, their 12 year old record of holding the biggest league cup final winning margin looks to be in grave danger.

aye... groin injury.

new stadium/training ground bollocks just makes me laugh now, I'd be surprised if I'm still around to see any of it. the fucking germans managed to knock up cologne cathedral in less time then it's taking these cunts.

I wouldn't bet on it.

compounded by barnes being a waste of a player when he's out there and the chook looking like he's gone in the sulks when he's taken away from the left side.

half the players on the pitch at full time on sunday were heading to or had already arrived at their mid 30s

I suppose it depends on when entered the fray. '82t o '84 was an absolutely rip roaring success in comparison to the 4 years that preceded it. mind you, it didn't take long to unravel again.