thebrokendoll

out walking the dog earlier and spotted what at first I thought was a buzzard fly from a tree with a large nest in. then from nearby I could hear a very distinctive and repeated distress call, which I knew didn't belong to a buzzard. googled a sparrowhawk's call, nowt like what I could hear. did a bit more research and found it! very pleased with meself, they're really rare.... it's a goshawk!

oops.... just a shame that the whopping cunt who'll have handed out the stadiums bans is this corrupt ex-copper still employed in the same role at the club. https://www.pressreader.com/uk/the-sunday-post-newcastle/20130331/281479273873196

how did he get his ticket, was it is his own purchase or was it bought for him? if it was the latter the person who made the transaction for that seat number needs to be very concerned over the next few days about what sort of letter they get dropping through their door. shit loads of newcastle supporters turfed out of level 4 of the leazes for reacting to being bombarded with spit, coins and cups of piss off the man utd supporters. one season ticket holder I know has subsequently had a 3 year club ban, (currently going through appeal) his letter stated as he'd made the purchase he was responsible for the behaviour of the person ejected. last 2 aways I've been to, (forest and west ham) soon as I've got in I've stood wherever I've seen a bit of a gap rather than next to the allocated seat and tossed the ticket. I'd hate in the event of heavy handed stewarding, which it was at nottingham, to be even inadvertently responsible for getting a donor landed in the shit.

been parked up in the van the last few days on the west side of windermere, was hoping right up till about 10 this morning that a ticket would crop up so I could make the dash eastwards, up it hasn't happened. done a 5 mile dog walk to the ambleside tavern, which would you believe is in ambleside?! got about 6 tv's here and there's folk in newcastle tops dotted about all over the pub, not an arsenal one to be seen. I'm taking that as an omen for nil to playmobil heed's north london cunts. howay the lads!

klopp squirming like the utter cunt he is..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65459542

although i never actually met him i've always thought paul o'grady was a really nice chap. hat doffed to him for his love of dogs and work at battersea. mind you, he was born in tranmere which in 1955 was cheshire and only became part of merseyside in 1974 so technically it could be argued he wasn't scouse. that aside, cilla black had a voice that made your gums shrivel, jimmy tarbuck is as funny as toothache, you'd probably not have let ken dodd anywhere near diddy men and the beatles were fucking shite compared to the rolling stones. so aye, scouser's are cunts.

i think before henrytony takes the piss out of leeds he ought to consider tuchel to lampard hardly covers his own club in glory.

looks more like the barrel out of an old fruit machine than a game of poker to me.

exactly this. to be honest, I can't for the life of me think why anybody would celebrate a goal in any other way?

has there ever been a more reprehensible cunt in english football? regardless of his achievements and even allowing for the fact we ourselves can boast having had 2 twats who make the flesh crawl in pardew and bruce. no ficker runs this cunt close, not even ferguson in his most nauseating prime. I would absolutely piss meself if somebody reacted to his goading by smashing every single tooth out the cunts mouth.

@Gemmill loved in sunderland, despised in the central midlands.

@Gemmill manages to completely blow it for both forest and watford in a 20 minute frenzy of premature predictions. typical really.

heart ruling your head or a reasonable punt?

here's staff member keith off rtg (he who gives the green light to the slobbering halfwits to carry on with the 'camel humpers' term) reflecting on isak a few weeks back. bit shit apparently....

i honestly can't envisage a time when kevin keegan won't be my greatest ever nufc legend.

when you watch i keep thinking if he'd cut back in from the corner of the 6 yard box and took a shot instead of crossing, it could well have been the greatest goal in the history of football. still, we'll settle for it how it was!

was at portsmouth for this one, outrageous skill, never to be forgotten. what isak did last night was sublime and started from the halfway line. very envious of those in the away end last night!

I've always thought gemmill's had this top 4 thing nailed me.

fuck off to the championship.

hope we smash these fucking bin dipping cunts in to oblivion. they make my fucking flesh crawl.

he did ok I suppose aye. still doesn't alter the fact he's a whopping cunt though. I reserve the right to hold this opinion for ever more!

no. he was, is and always will be to the moment he departs this mortal coil, a whisky drenched, purple nosed, scottish thundercunt.

as regards aston villa..... putting aside their shit bedsheet banner from '09 I'd have no real problem with them maintaining their upward trend since emery took over in to next season to be honest, provided we take 6 points off them, obviously! far more right to be regarded as a 'big' club than fucking tottenham.

there definitely seems to be a reluctance for some to do so!