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i hope that little hole in the top of his head that his hair pushes in to gets blocked.

what we've actually been witnessing here is gemmill's fumbled attempts at subtlety covering all bases when his annual forecast of everton's relegation inevitably fails. he'll then claim some malevolent outside force as being the reason for this. we all know the truth though....... he's just really shit at predictions.

I like to think of meself as more like johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean, except obviously not as camp! as regards @strawb, I remember the fucker having little sympathy for me van being towed away from miles away from a gate, so I'm gonna for something like this.... oh and you can have @LongTimeAdmirer

out with the dog..... catch up in a bit!

watched the first two episodes of the bbc's the boat story, very, very good i thought. oh and main actress daisy haggard, after a moments deliberation.... would.

cripes! they're not gonna be happy.....

think they'd probably still stay up this season even starting from now on -5.

at no point in history can there ever be a better time to invest in a candle factory

bless him. despite his advancing years it's likely walter will always remain a tragic cunt..

in fairness if somebody on facebook said it, it's obviously irrefutable.

the rain in spain falls mainly from playmobils eyes. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67442180 hope they deport the cunt.

looks like a drain pipe to me.

exactly mate. seems to me that toonpack was being pedantic just for the sake of it, whereas we have genuine grievances.

I'll correct it. not even nearly as irritating as folk who write loose instead of lose though.

game commences 3pm, saturday the 25th november at st james' park (various pronunciations available) which is in newcastle. exactly one month after that it'll be the 25th december, which is called christmas day, just in case anybody is unsure.

@Gemmill reeling on the ropes here, he's just too punch drunk to realise it. quite upsetting actually.

what we see above is the tried and tested mackem method distorting of figures where rows are concerned. worrying.

both the bitterness and the re-writing of history shine through brightly here.

SEVEN, that's SEVEN...... undefeated.

says the 'man' who'd gladly jettison a whole seasons hard work and the glory of a paris victory and a rousing sjp mastering of the milanese gambling rip off merchants for meek, white flag waving surrender. slalom d bravado is back, and not before time.

capitals inevitably end in defeat.

like a phoenix rising from the ashes of blenheim street the doll is back. bollocks to st james' boulevard and the match thread starting pretenders on toontastic, the ONLY undefeated scribe has stepped up to the plate in our hour of need. isak inspired 4-0

and punishments handed out by boyd weddell, a cunt who was selling them on to strangers in bruges market square.

I don't and never have had a twitter account. have they changed the privacy side of it since it became x? anyway, I only get to see the embedded links people post on here, the very occasional visit to n.o. or stuff that people text me on whatsapp and that's limited to the tweet itself, the comments can't be viewed. seems to be commonly held opinion (that obviously doesn't mean it's factual) that spaniel lugs is a non seasonal ticket holder, has use of multis held by truefaith and regularly is a guest of journalists. not bad perks really for saying 'erm' more times than steve fucking gerrard. mind you, on the downside you get to have to be friends with alex hurst.

think I might start doing loads of shite podcasts and youtube videos about how brilliant the box office is. before you know it I'll be dining with mandy on serene and tickets will never be an issue again.