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I'm only having a laugh mate. I've got a theory, probably bollocks but.... I reckon as the bars and shit food kiosks as well as apparently the club shop are all card only, they could well be monitoring who's spending the most money and weighting the ballots in their favour. a conspiracy theory too far perhaps? I'd rather starve than eat their food or drink their poxy 33cl plastic bottles of piss kingston press cider at £5.15 a go. don't want none of the tat out the club shop either.

not only that.... you get to play the fastest finger first game on thursday.

it does become a bit disheartening in fairness. don't worry though, @Renton will be along in a minute to cheer you up and tell you his neighbour's got eight!

just a deathly, deathly silence.

I feel another rant coming on....

we've both played non english teams this week. newcastle got a credible draw away at ac milan's san siro stadium. sunderland got beat a home off cardiff city. but aye, they'd leave us reeling every time. stupid mackem cunt.

115 years ago, still hurts like fuck. only consolation is there's still more mackems alive who remember it as you'll ever bump in to in milan.

headless chook..... running the fucking show.

would be nice if his performances started even remotely resembling again a player that was worth £100m.

can't keep the fucker out of wetherspoons I heard.

she's no salma hayek granted. however, a night on the trebles for a £1 if it was on offer at chucking out time in the pig an whistle..... you'd have gone for it!

what the last couple of pages of this thread have shown is who are the men and who are the tarts on this forum. there's those amongst us who would happily stand up matt ritchie like to one of the big fellas infamous shoulder charges. and there's those who'd wilt like lee ryder at the mere sight of him.

aye. never trust a man who eats his own ear wax.

that's upset me that has. I've only ever been appreciative of his graphs and algebra equations.

I now feel slightly nauseous that it turns out I'd happily shag the arse off a younger simon jordon.

I could tell you, and alex. I could also reveal whether brucey would accept a saudi job or not. I'm just not going to, you're all gonna need to endure it for yourselves.

release your inner masochist. there's a bit where jordan comes out with some bizarre statistic whereby the fat cunt was accumulating a point for every £100k spent. meanwhile, every point howe has accumulated has cost £300k. I've no idea what truth there is in this but I'm certain there's no relevance to it. that matters not to wor stevie though, you can visibly see him swelling (even more) with pride that it's just been proven he's a better manager than the bloke who relegated bournemouth.

watch it. to quote the great john lydon..... anger is an energy.

fat cunt keeps picking at his ear. think he's looking for some wax to snack on.

two absolute whopping cunts being two absolute whopping cunts funnily enough. if you wanna put yourself through it, talking about newcastle from about 48 minutes till the end.

got one for burnley. love this new ticketing system me.

pulp or richard hawley surely?

I don't see nowt on the official site? course, you can always jump the gun and get them from here... https://www.livefootballtickets.com/fixtures/newcastle-united-v-paris-saint-germain-tickets-champions-league.html nearly 300 already available from the princely sum of £240 up to a bargain £1800 for a one in east stand! some of those on offer for the return game in paris look a bit more reasonably priced though... https://www.seatsnet.com/en/sports-tickets/football-tickets/paris-saint-germain-vs-newcastle-united/?gclid=CjwKCAjwsKqoBhBPEiwALrrqiGggbh2L7p03_HxehBTanZjWDPcAqSYi9tuBeZGxfUhepJFHPpRhlBoCzXAQAvD_BwE

every owner of a football club in europe would love the money playing in the champions league generates. every owner of a football club in europe would welcome the prestige playing in the champions league brings. every footballer probably in the world would love the opportunity to play football in the champions league. every football supporter in europe would love to see their club playing in the champions league. every football supporter in europe would love the opportunity to visit some of the continents stunning, vibrant cities. except the mackems.

I wasn't sure what the fuck you're getting at here until I went back and re-read the comments by mmxxviii. me, kneejerking, fickle, in need of giving me head a shake or neglecting the progress of the last 24 months? nah. I'm sure they exist in twitter land, however watching a match with your eyes open and commenting that other than the opening game of the season we've looked poor and more to the point we've appeared to afford too much respect to man city, liverpool and milan is reasonable, without it bordering on treachery.