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people think bellamy was awful on the pitch for us? really? worshipped the little fucker I did, when he crossed that white line he gave a 100% for us every time he played and I couldn't give a fuck what he got up to off it. don't recall him getting up to anything particularly controversial at nufc other than having an accusation dismissed out of hand of common assault for removing some pissed up wannabe wag trollop out of his car on the quayside? oh and he was absolutely spot on about shearer's legs having gone and even more accurate with his appraisal of sourness being a cunt.

szoboszlai?

mandy at boomtown...

it is mate, although I used a bit of poetic license with his title.

eddie's head not ready to roll.... Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe retains the full backing of the club’s Saudi chairman Yasir Al-Rumayyan, whose only response to the team’s difficult start to the season has been to ask what additional help he can provide. In a repeat of the comments he made during the lowest point of Howe’s time on Tyneside, in the aftermath of an FA Cup defeat by Cambridge United in January 2022, Al-Rumayyan has once again offered his full support to the manager and the board he entrusts to run the club on a day-to-day basis. One of the great unknowns since the Saudi takeover is how the Public Investment Fund (PIF) would react during a tricky spell for the team, but there is a sense of calm behind the scenes at St James’ Park led by the majority stakeholders. Rather than look to apportion blame, Al-Rumayyan has taken counsel from other board members and there is a determination to protect Howe from unwanted and unnecessary pressure in his second full season as Newcastle manager. Newcastle have lost three out of their four games so far and went into the international break on the back of a sobering 3-1 defeat at Brighton. They only suffered five league defeats last season and the slow start to the campaign means there are more difficult questions being asked of Howe and the players. But, crucially, the people running the club are well aware of the fact there was always likely to be a drop off this season, with chief executive Darren Eales, director or football Dan Ashworth, as well as co-owner Amanda Staveley, all stressing at board meetings over the summer this season would be far more difficult than the last. It has been pointed out to Al-Rumayyan that teams who unexpectedly qualify for the Champions League – as Newcastle did – on average, suffer a fall of eight positions in the league the following campaign. That could see the Newcastle drop as low as 12th in the table and while that is not wanted or desirable, the point is that Howe will be given time and unflinching support by those above him – even if things get tough in terms of outside noise and pressure. Telegraph Sport also understands that Newcastle’s recruitment was designed with the long term future of the club in mind rather than just this season’s results. In signing the 20-year-old Tino Livramento, 19-year-old Lewis Hall and the 23-year-old Sandro Tonali, the hierarchy deliberately focused on signing players who would improve under Howe over a prolonged period of time. The view has always been there could be short term pain, for long term gain. Nobody has felt the need to contact Howe directly to reassure him since the defeat to Brighton, but it is hoped the 45-year-old understands he has the complete backing of the board who want him to remain as manager long term. Newcastle go into a fascinating run of three games with the home match against Brentford on Saturday followed by their opening Champions League group game against AC Milan and a trip to newly promoted Sheffield United next week.

infinitely more generous than me. I hope his lungs, knees and hamstrings were.

the funniest thing about the shop assistant story is the bit where he said he could hardly breathe. would've been far funnier though if he'd actually stopped doing so.

imagine having hair that colour and not dying it. the stupid ginger mackem cunt.

my membership fee last year was £25, I opted out of having their shitty plastic wallet and pen or whatever other sports direct like tat that were offering at the time. it went up to £37:this year, so as near as damn it a 50% increase with fuck all tacky shite as a token to justify it. well, apart from a digital membership card I can stick in me google wallet. FUCK THEM.

same mate. 3 ballots fuck all. this time last season (can't be arsed to check the fixture list) I'd been to forest at home, man city at home. brighton away, wolves away. last season I managed 80% of home games (opted out of the others) and 50% of our away games (minus wembley) I could get away tickets in the tried and tested system from donators both old and new in much the same way as I myself helped others out since the late 80s/early 90s and onwards..... completely frozen out now. they've excluded from purchasing away tickets membership holders who have more loyalty points for away games than season ticket holders. they've imposed fucking draconian identity checks and punishments for 'offenders' who don't comply with their sinister intentions , they're treating decent, normal people like fucking potential criminals I despised ashley, I'm rapidly growing to despise these cunts too. they've increased the membership fee by 50% and made it unlimited, their communication of membership sales for match day tickets are farcical and leave little if any time for those living outside the north east to plan for travel and accommodation. they've failed to communicate how many memberships they've sold or how many match day tickets go on sale for each match. they've increased the cost of a ticket for both the aston villa and brentford game by 30% from last season. they've implemented a digital ticket system for entry which serves no purpose whatsoever other than create gridlock and confusion at turnstiles. they've created a system which allows no choice of seats to those successful in a ballot no matter how inappropriate the seat might be to the ticket holder dependant on age/mobility/eyesight and originally cost. attempting to contact the box office with a query is fucking shambolic and a waste of time unless you've got a couple of hours to put aside. everything the club have done regarding ticketing this season has been pathetic and embarrassing, about the only thing they've achieved is to make lee charnley look like a professional. I've walked away from this shit before when my principals haven't allowed me to finance people who are taking the fucking piss out of me. I'm about to do it again and I couldn't give a flying fuck if we might be about to become good.

hooray for your neighbour.

fucking ludicrous mate. let's hope they've got contact points set up all over the country for the exiles that are scattered to the four winds. hard to imagine mind when they can't even organise a website.

still, probably worth travelling to milan without a ticket, there's always a chance you'll bump in to boyd weddell in the piazza del duomo flogging a few on. the fucking corrupt cunt.

no id checks when we last played at the san siro. no random issuing of of invalid tickets where you have to pick up a duplicate in this country before you set off when we last played at the san siro. they're taking the fucking piss man with their control shite. the two fucking whoppers running nufc's 'safety and security' boyd weddell and dave gregory are utter cunts. hope they get stuck in a house fire.

beneath contempt these cunts. #ashelybackin

I'd let him take all the players kids on to the pitch on one of those model train things with carriages and that. bruno could be the driver with a cap and a whistle to blow. that would work I think.

gone to utter shit this thread mind. needs more baby talk.

aye, seen that earlier. pretty sure for home games tickets are appearing on resale sites before they've been made available for membership purchase. seems the club have differing ideas on touting depending on who's doing it. pass on a ticket to a mate for face value.... lose your loyalty points, season ticket, stadium ban and eventually got chucked in the slammer.

I like the fully enclosed bowl, I'd imagine the crowd noise has the potential to be phenomenal. having worked with metal all me working life I tend to get a bit sick of the sight of the stuff, so I'm not too keen on the cladding. I'd have been tempted to go more rustic and gone for the cob effect and covered it in mud and straw, a bit like this...

seemingly £1b badly spent then?!

fancy something like this on the leazes park site?

looks like a happy kid having a great time to me. like to know how the little cunt got his ticket though.

does that include a non id'able ticket?! though seriously.... wonder how set up for all this digital shite psg/milan/dortmund are?

anything less than 6 wins and I think we're doomed to be honest.

apparently n.u.s.t. have deleted the tweet above.... n.u.s.t. are as much of a fucking shambles as the box office is, and that shouldn't even be fucking feasible!