thebrokendoll

totally irrelevant I know, but... as an uber cool 15 year old punk in '77 who only had ears for the clash, damned, pistols, ramones, adverts etc, I have to admit to having plastic bertrand's ditty as a guilty pleasure!

the last few pages are on another level of horrific, one of our own black and white paul spends a large part of his life kissing these scouse cunts arses. special mention for revered poster on there 'son of spion' who not for the first time posts quite possibly the biggest pile of drivel I've ever seen in messageboard land. you'd think these sanctimonious, principled fuckwits would've walked away from their own club really when there was every chance they were stood next to cunts who were responsible for the death of 32 Italians, 4 belgians, 2 french and 1 from northern Ireland. but no, conveniently forgotten about or blamed on chelsea's headhunters. fucking despise them. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=354531.560

on the redheugh bridge being followed by a minxy chick on a yamaha r6.

there's some writing missing from what you're seeing there, clicking on the stadium plan is a waste of time. you should see this... click on the writing at the bottom, itll take you to a page which is usually empty, refresh that itll take you back to the psge below, click on writing again and itll take you to the blank page. repeat endlessly till the blank page actually has a seat available in it. alternatively youll be kicked off the website fir refreshing too much. its fucking mind numbing!

well, until such time as you become a robot!

5 error messages and you're out! the website's a shambles mate.

harsh!

be ructions now mind. painting owt black and white on the side of that well known mackem stronghold.

shit about the job mate. the jeysus emoticon above is well warranted. they fleeced tens and tens of thousands people out of £37 for memberships to participate in this shite. to say nowt of increasing the lower category games by 30% to £44 a ticket. oh and the champions league home games appear to have an added surchage to members too. considering some of these will be empty seats not taken up by st holders for £55 a pop, why the increase in price?? darren eales appears to have well and truly identified members as there to absolutely fleeced at every opportunity. personally think the bloke is every bit as much of a thundercunt as ashley me.

nah. you spend every minute of your waking life refreshing the stadium plan and hoping a ticket pops up somewhere. you'll refresh it that many times you'll eventually be kicked off the website for being a robot. you go through the whole procedure again the next day. a sporadic ticket will pop up and then you'll have a milli second to get it in your basket before one of the other hundreds and hundreds of desperate cunts attempting the same thing beats you to it. it's great fun.

I'm only having a laugh mate. I've got a theory, probably bollocks but.... I reckon as the bars and shit food kiosks as well as apparently the club shop are all card only, they could well be monitoring who's spending the most money and weighting the ballots in their favour. a conspiracy theory too far perhaps? I'd rather starve than eat their food or drink their poxy 33cl plastic bottles of piss kingston press cider at £5.15 a go. don't want none of the tat out the club shop either.

not only that.... you get to play the fastest finger first game on thursday.

it does become a bit disheartening in fairness. don't worry though, @Renton will be along in a minute to cheer you up and tell you his neighbour's got eight!

just a deathly, deathly silence.

I feel another rant coming on....

we've both played non english teams this week. newcastle got a credible draw away at ac milan's san siro stadium. sunderland got beat a home off cardiff city. but aye, they'd leave us reeling every time. stupid mackem cunt.

115 years ago, still hurts like fuck. only consolation is there's still more mackems alive who remember it as you'll ever bump in to in milan.

headless chook..... running the fucking show.

would be nice if his performances started even remotely resembling again a player that was worth £100m.

can't keep the fucker out of wetherspoons I heard.

she's no salma hayek granted. however, a night on the trebles for a £1 if it was on offer at chucking out time in the pig an whistle..... you'd have gone for it!

what the last couple of pages of this thread have shown is who are the men and who are the tarts on this forum. there's those amongst us who would happily stand up matt ritchie like to one of the big fellas infamous shoulder charges. and there's those who'd wilt like lee ryder at the mere sight of him.

aye. never trust a man who eats his own ear wax.

that's upset me that has. I've only ever been appreciative of his graphs and algebra equations.

I now feel slightly nauseous that it turns out I'd happily shag the arse off a younger simon jordon.