thebrokendoll

howay the sweaties.

is it feasible that things can keep going wrong for them until a point is reached whereby you start to feel sorry for them? nah.

you'd be surprised actually, I've been sat in the piazza dell'anfiteatro in the walled city of lucca and seen italians looking depressed as they rue not sipping their coffee in the bridges shopping centre. take an evening stroll down the champs-elysee in paris and you'll often hear the french deeply lamenting that brigitte bardot sounded like a fucking donkey when compared to the sexy makem accent. and in granada you'll see spaniards looking wistfully in to the skies at the eagles swooping through the sierra nevada and wishing they had some seagulls to shag.

this post was going so well till point 3. as any mackem would be able to tell you their iconic co. durham landmark the baltic flour mill is home to approximately 193 pairs of breeding kittiwakes, each and every one of them ardent mlfs. it's quite petty of you really not to acknowledge what is the most inland colony of kittiwakes anywhere in the WORLD just because it happens to be deep in mackem territory on the south bank of the tyne. read this and feel your heart swell with pride..... https://www.nhsn.org.uk/tyne-kittiwakes/

the thing is with this, if they were being sincere I'd actually have a shit load of sympathy with their stance. I think disturbing the nesting kittiwakes is a profoundly stupid and irresponsible thing to do and nufc/sela/the council should hang their heads in shame for going ahead with this when they have. genuinely. that said, it's took three pages for one of the cunts to actually acknowledge that these birds are kittiwakes and not seagulls. they're, white, got grey wings, yellow feet, predominantly live by the sea and the average mackem's primary concern is whether or not they're still virgins and do they spit or swallow?

precisely this. sell the bindipping cunts kuol instead.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c722j5gp65jo quite moving I think the tribute to dave myers, damned impressive sight I'd imagine seeing 20,000 motorbikes passing you on the m6 if the beebs estimate is anywhere near correct. @Kid Dynamite not fancy dragging on of them old classics out of the garage for the day? incidentally.... does the north east have a biker type meet ups these days,? back in my youth there was obviously westgate rd, witnessed some fucking impressive wheelies up and down sat on the wall opposite up harry woods bike shop in the 70s. also, the old air strip at tranwell near morpeth was very popular on a sunday, a couple of deaths prompted massive police road blocks preventing people getting on the runway and was completely blocked off in the end.

aye, transparent bit of pr till they announce the membership has gone up from £37 to £50 next week.

*vomit*

isak, bruno, gordon..... all for sale. https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1798679224175190334?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1798679224175190334|twgr^2eb5ff8c7f5aca439491caaf0a9665925bd6544e|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnewcastle-online.org%2Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcoremodule%3Dsystemcontroller%3Dembedurl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FSkySportsNews%2Fstatus%2F1798679224175190334

i find the whole thing slightly bizarre in all honesty, I mean what is it they actually want here? their success since the advent of fair market value is unprecedented anyway, its hardly like its been much of a hinderence to them as it with us. that said, I wish them every success in getting the rule abolished even allowing for the outrageous 'tyranny of the majority' statement, I find the notion that we could be forced to sell the likes of isak or bruno to an arsenal or a liverpool infinitely more objectionable. on the subject of the red dippers, the scouse socialist freedom fighters, hand wringing guardians of sporting morality have gone in to glorious meltdown on rawk. however despite all their angst, these 2 posts are what it's all about for them really, the self entitled cunts.

fucking shambolic I agree. I find it incredible that starmer has risen to the heights he has in the legal profession, I wouldn't want the cunt representing me in court on a fucking shop lifting offence never mind owt serious, he's fucking useless.

it fucking better be us. while I appreciate they probably haven't wanted to appear to be rocking the boat too much less than 3 years in, I can't help but feel the saudis have been acting like a bunch of fucking pussies up to now. it's time our ownership put their necks on the block.

not me mate, I hadn't even started school in those days..

they got that thread hidden away in the secret bit mate?

all idle chit chat till confirmed by polarboy.

the 18 months or so the premier league spent kicking the can down the road was literally the happiest period in their tragic lives. absolutely pure, unadulterated joy that we'd been deprived of wealthy owners without a single solitary mention of human rights or amnesty international. fucking fantasists.

unpronounceable surname too, bloke's obviously a cunt.

i think the bloke in the green away kit just needs to thank his lucky stars he wasn't in rome and new york is lacking in replica gladiator swords.

the mackems have a bitter, bitter hatred for the staffordshire minnows since alex neil walked out of their massive club to join the potters in '22. also, it's rumoured at around about the same time a stoke fan was heard to innocently remark that his club played in the same colour shirts as athletic bilbao and its spiralled out of control ever since.

they'd be better off going for that hidden gem from newport, exile i think his name is.

like a hairier version of charnley.

they'll not have it though, klopp far superior according to nick.... erm, erm, erm no nick..... Domestic league titles: 11 (3-Barcelona, 3-Bayern, 5-Man City) Domestic cups: 15 (5-Spain, 2-Germany, 8-England) Copa del Rey (Spain): 2 Supercopa de Espana (Spain): 3 DFB Pokal (Germany): 2 FA Cup (England): 2 League Cup (England): 4 Community Shield (England): 2 Season Club Trophy 2023-24 Liverpool League Cup 2022-23 Liverpool Community Shield 2021-22 Liverpool FA Cup 2021-22 Liverpool League Cup 2019-20 Liverpool English Premier League 2019-20 Liverpool FIFA Club World Cup 2019-20 Liverpool UEFA Super Cup 2018-19 Liverpool UEFA Champions League 2014-15 Borussia Dortmund DFL-Supercup 2013-14 Borussia Dortmund DFL-Supercup 2011-12 Borussia Dortmund DFB-Pokal 2011-12 Borussia Dortmund Bundesliga 2010-11 Borussia Dortmund Bundesliga

coolbyrne displaying delusion on an epic scale here the stupid cunt. then someone posts an alternative history of league champions without man city, conveniently chelsea's titles are dismissed as fraudulent too. so, apart from the freak leicester season the self entitlement of the red top clubs has been restored. fuck the cunts, if not us I hope man city win it again next season.

not felt this gutted since the sex pistols' anarchy tour gig at the city hall in december '76 was cancelled.