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neither warmed nor moistened then? poor lad can't do nowt right.

oh! what about his football8ng prowess then?

you warming to our handsome young scouser yet?

seen it referenced a few times over on rtg now that the seagull shagger was a mag and was quite curious as to what bizarre and twisted logic had managed to convince them this ludicrous myth that a bloke from roker avenue in deepest sunderland was a newcastle supporter? anyway, here's the fake fb page that no longer exists, aye, very convincing you stupid mackem cunts... taken from his court appearance... A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality He is also a pathological liar whose lies served no purpose the court heard. so, not only is david lee most definitely a mackem, from the above it would appear to be guaranteed he also posts on on rtg.

I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me. I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place. I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85 to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup. I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas. despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem. it's nothing short of miraculous.teally.

they're mulling over whether or not fabregas would be interested on managing them. currently working at como 1907 who've just been promoted to serie A. poor spanish fucker would have sleepless nights mulling that one over.

honestly man.. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-and-newcastle-fans-in-germany.1635165/page-2#post-40873881 one of them invents a little tale and in no time at all it 100% happened. the thread then branches out in to further tales, of how every other clubs supporters while out watching england, wait for it.... hates the mags and we always get a hiding whilst on england duty. it's a miracle really that there's any of us still.alive.

the long game. canny watch even if you're not a golfer. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt7738330/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_7_nm_1_q_the%20long%20ga

this is their fan park last night apparently. official attendance..... 47,087

bbc look north getting hammered for stating pickford's from washington, which he is. they're really not happy unless they're finding something to get themselves in a tizzy over, the stupid mackem cunts. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/look-north.1635136/

wished they'd fuck off with them enormous yellow bbc microphones stuck underneath their chins the four of them. they're sat about 3 feet apart. it looks ludicrous. just fuck off with that bollocks. completely unnecessary.

some start!

the stupid cunt.

howay the sweaties.

is it feasible that things can keep going wrong for them until a point is reached whereby you start to feel sorry for them? nah.

you'd be surprised actually, I've been sat in the piazza dell'anfiteatro in the walled city of lucca and seen italians looking depressed as they rue not sipping their coffee in the bridges shopping centre. take an evening stroll down the champs-elysee in paris and you'll often hear the french deeply lamenting that brigitte bardot sounded like a fucking donkey when compared to the sexy makem accent. and in granada you'll see spaniards looking wistfully in to the skies at the eagles swooping through the sierra nevada and wishing they had some seagulls to shag.

this post was going so well till point 3. as any mackem would be able to tell you their iconic co. durham landmark the baltic flour mill is home to approximately 193 pairs of breeding kittiwakes, each and every one of them ardent mlfs. it's quite petty of you really not to acknowledge what is the most inland colony of kittiwakes anywhere in the WORLD just because it happens to be deep in mackem territory on the south bank of the tyne. read this and feel your heart swell with pride..... https://www.nhsn.org.uk/tyne-kittiwakes/

the thing is with this, if they were being sincere I'd actually have a shit load of sympathy with their stance. I think disturbing the nesting kittiwakes is a profoundly stupid and irresponsible thing to do and nufc/sela/the council should hang their heads in shame for going ahead with this when they have. genuinely. that said, it's took three pages for one of the cunts to actually acknowledge that these birds are kittiwakes and not seagulls. they're, white, got grey wings, yellow feet, predominantly live by the sea and the average mackem's primary concern is whether or not they're still virgins and do they spit or swallow?

precisely this. sell the bindipping cunts kuol instead.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c722j5gp65jo quite moving I think the tribute to dave myers, damned impressive sight I'd imagine seeing 20,000 motorbikes passing you on the m6 if the beebs estimate is anywhere near correct. @Kid Dynamite not fancy dragging on of them old classics out of the garage for the day? incidentally.... does the north east have a biker type meet ups these days,? back in my youth there was obviously westgate rd, witnessed some fucking impressive wheelies up and down sat on the wall opposite up harry woods bike shop in the 70s. also, the old air strip at tranwell near morpeth was very popular on a sunday, a couple of deaths prompted massive police road blocks preventing people getting on the runway and was completely blocked off in the end.

aye, transparent bit of pr till they announce the membership has gone up from £37 to £50 next week.

*vomit*

isak, bruno, gordon..... all for sale. https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1798679224175190334?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1798679224175190334|twgr^2eb5ff8c7f5aca439491caaf0a9665925bd6544e|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnewcastle-online.org%2Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcoremodule%3Dsystemcontroller%3Dembedurl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FSkySportsNews%2Fstatus%2F1798679224175190334

i find the whole thing slightly bizarre in all honesty, I mean what is it they actually want here? their success since the advent of fair market value is unprecedented anyway, its hardly like its been much of a hinderence to them as it with us. that said, I wish them every success in getting the rule abolished even allowing for the outrageous 'tyranny of the majority' statement, I find the notion that we could be forced to sell the likes of isak or bruno to an arsenal or a liverpool infinitely more objectionable. on the subject of the red dippers, the scouse socialist freedom fighters, hand wringing guardians of sporting morality have gone in to glorious meltdown on rawk. however despite all their angst, these 2 posts are what it's all about for them really, the self entitled cunts.

fucking shambolic I agree. I find it incredible that starmer has risen to the heights he has in the legal profession, I wouldn't want the cunt representing me in court on a fucking shop lifting offence never mind owt serious, he's fucking useless.