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just random i think mate. I hit the refresh button then move the cursor over to the drop down box ready for if anything appears even before the page has fully loaded.... just in case.... then repeat refresh. probably takes marginally over a second. maybe 50 refreshes a minute. maybe get away with doing that continuously for 15 minutes or 750 refreshes before you're in robot territory and get kicked off the website for a while! their website had a meltdown on friday till nearly lunchtime, think the i.t. man must've needed to come in and clear the cache or something after thursday's shenanigans, there was nowt showing all weekend for palace, just seemed likely they'd have had some returns over the last couple of days and there'd be some appear on the system today..... just got to be lucky and see them as well as get one in the basket before anyone else. good luck!

on a fastest finger first refreshing frenzy trying to get a dortmund home ticket for me mate now. fuck all cropping up mind. astonished i'm not a robot yet!

got one for palace in the gallowgate. fucking tremendous website.

decided to continue with me quest to get a resale ticket for the palace game this morning only to find i was in a queue-it system for the ballot for the arsenal home game. seems the club are forgetting to add this info in the home tickets section. ie, unless you click on 'ballots' from the top menu you wouldn't be aware it was actually open..... anyway it is! hooray for our ballot system.

he'll be needing an aluminium magnet too.

right up there with the young ones.

an absolute fucking abomination their website this morning! think the combination and sheer volume of people trying to get dortmund at home resale tickets, dortmund away tickets, man utd cup tickets at zero points and palace home resale tickets yesterday has finally broken the fucking thing! been bombarded with invalid urls, queue-it systems when there isnt a queue and a whole host of captcha puzzles involving bridges, zebra crossings, bicycles, traffic lights, motorbikes, buses and just about every other structure known to mankind. i.t. bloke has well and truly got his work cut out this morning when he rocks up!

love the cages bit, never grows old!

is that UM's mate?

@Christmas Tree how did you do on 375?

you're definitely getting the hang of this!

ive heard of this glitch happening before.... hang on in there, all of sudden youll get access to tickets to every game for the rest of the season.

only UM does it better!

yes

marginally perhaps, better chance of a low place in the queue. anything under 10,000 is to be considered an outstanding victory!

wonder if nusc have got that wrong? i looked in the away tickets section yesterday to see how low man utd tickets had dropped to, there was no mention of dortmund away tickets going on sale.

they're doing that today as well? their website will melt!

@Dr Gloom..... you borrowed all the neighbours mobiles and laptops ready for the 10am mayhem?

scared to ask how long you were waiting to speak to someone at the box office about that!

pleased for you mate.

ask keith why despite two million posts of moral outrage on rtg over newcastle's takeover in the last couple of years there's only 150 facebook followers and 80 twitter followers on wearside amnesty's web pages, with no noticeable increase since 2021 and he bans you immediately. they don't give a flying fuck and he knows it.

why the fuck is that stupid cunt even pretending he gives a shit about what goes in the middle east? they're all camel humpers according to him.

you've lost credibility to take the piss when yours would be... 'the life and times of golden balls beckham and his vacuous mrs'

went from being a contributor on truefaith to all out war within a blink of an eye!