thebrokendoll

my last season this is, already decided that. they can stick their membership up their fucking arses. not solely down to that either, I think our support is fractured to fuck, probably beyond repair, came very, very close to nutting one of our own on the concourse at birmingham last week, he had the good fortune I only managed one pint pre match and that he's a very good friend of me brothers. as for today's game, no club, in the history of football does bogey teams like newcastle does, that was fucking pathetic, embarrassing in fact.

fucks sake man

I'd love to see richard masters penniless and broken, reduced to sucking tramps cocks in a back alleys for a bottle of white lightning cider, the fucking smarmy, corrupt tory cunt.

a month too fucking late... we could've unleashed mitchell with a £1b before the end of the window.

in fairness, I was fucking apoplectic.

I used to quite enjoy a trip over to rawk, they're absolutely fucking hilarious, on a par with the loons on rtg in all honesty. they've made their forum invisible now though unless you're registered.... the weird, cult like, bindipping cunts.

I just see this me, and it's not good...

pulp's his n hers album is an absolute fucking masterpiece I think.

I forgot about country house, another fucking horrendous pile of irritating shite. In fairness I should doff ny hat to blur, along with girls and boys and parklife they've actually managed what should be unachievable.... made 3 records that are that bad they forced out queen's radio ga ga goo goo from the top 3 shitiest songs ever invented!

bald dutch nonce II

hope they all kill each other.

what about their cakes and pastries noel?

@wykikitoon... the lord crews arms is genuine. the kings head in stanley isn't, was a glorious dive in the 80s full of adorable thundercunts. it shut down and was reinvented as a wife swapping theme hotel (seriously) called the spa, or something like that. think the folk who lived in the neighbourhood were up in arms about it and had a campaign to have it closed. dunno if they were successful or not, but you never know your luck!

the lord crews arms in blanchland is nice. never stopped there but went for a pint a few times when on magic mushroom hunting expeditions as a youth. failing that, the kings head in stanley.

@The Fish.... what do you make of all this then?.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c983gx5rwnro as for this, I can only imagine it's a statisticians wet dream, a sort of pie chart equivalent of salma hayak with a python round her neck....

I saw an episode of celebrity antiques road trip the other day which featured phil daniels and lesley ash. during it they were discussing getting old and daniels told ash how she'd never changed since they were in quadrophenia. no phil, you lying cunt. the lass you shagged in an alley in brighton now looks like a fucking shoebill...

can't be arsed to trawl back through the thread to work out how blur got involved in it but I just thought i chip in with the following.... 'girls and boys' is quite comfortably the worst fucking abomination of a record ever produced both lyrically and for the ear bleedingly shite tune that accompanies them. infact, the only single that even comes remotely close to challenging the above is fucking 'parklife' another painfully pathetic ditty with the added horror of featuring phil daniels who was a simpering cunt in quadrophenia, very obviously a cunt in eastenders on the odd occasion I had the misfortune to claps eyes on it and an absolute tuneless thundercunt as a singer.. hated liam and noel with a passion, still do. however in the north v south battle of the bands I would've happily armed the fuck head brothers with pick axe handles, machetes and guns.

I would hardly describe affable as particularly highbrow.... mind you, i suppose there's different aspirations south of scotch corner.

is nuno santo one of the most affable managers in football? fucking chalk and cheese to thundercunts like klopp and legohead.

fuck's sake, just seen this. and aye, I remember that diving header vividly too.

fuck me, turns out gemmill is noel fielding.

they're not even that fast mate. although they're almost billy whizz like compared to using two hands on a laptop, that's properly confusing!

aye. quicker typing finger than me!

because I'd managed perfectly well to attend games without one for the previous 17 years once me old man had stopped paying for me admission. because it tied in with the advent of all seater stadium and I was deeply suspicious of the motives behind them. I don't believe thatcher or the tories gave a flying fuck about supporter safety post hillborough, they were more interested in flagging each seat with an individual. because I'd moved away from the north east by then and although I was travelling up home anyway and was equally confident me old man would use me ticket if I couldn't make it, I still begrudged paying up front for something I wasn't guaranteed to be able to attend. lots of stuff really.

historically newcastle's most ardent support didn't have season tickets. the lads I travelled up and down the country with during late 70s/early 80s during the mccgary 2nd division wilderness years wrent sitting upstairs in the west stand. they were paying at the turnstile each week at the gallowgate. I doubt very much your mate has owt to worry about at all in pot 4, he's a shoe in. I acknowledge times have moved on since above, I also accept that a season ticket should afford you some privileges, but not exclusively. broke my heart having to buy a season ticket in the early 90s, more so then it did not renewing in 09 when ashley stomped all over the legacy of both keegan and shearer in the space of a few months. but hey, maybe that's another story.