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in fairness I have tried to explain to him he's probably entitled to a thai bride.

probably the only solution mate. pointless slashing his tyres, the benefit system would just buy him some new ones.

the fucker's most definitely ambulant disabled, gets all the necessary p.i.p. benefits etc to qualify for a reduction in his season ticket price and everything. I've tried explaining this to him on a multitude of occasions. in much the same way though as he has to stop at burton macdonalds on the a42 and the shell garage on the gateshead side of the redheugh bridge, it's extremely difficult to alter his routines. he's oblivious to the perks he's depriving me of. the unreasonable cunt.

says nowt about Id'ing your bus ticket on there prior to them handing over the match ticket, although I only quickly scanned it. with this in mind I'm prepared to offer a tenner for a spare bus ticket, which is a whole lot of dough for such a short distance! in other news, I never got a man city ticket.... the cunts.

what an absolute pile of steaming shite man! still, regardless of him having being let off, I can't believe there's a human being alive who could watch a re-run of that post match interview of themselves crying like a baby without being excruciatingly embarrassed. live with it, you lego headed spanish cunt.

fuck's sake, my Internet persona of a thatcher hating figurehead for the mining community has well and truly been blown out the water here.

likewise meeting you mate! spot on description too, i've always liked to think of meself as a well heeled, hugely respected member of the cotswolds gentry. counting down the days now to the boxing day hunts.

not only that, their stunning double victory over vasas budapest is still sending shock waves over the entire football world half a century later.

it didn't last night. back to being the oldest stone island wearer at the match against forest.

fucking gutted. incredibly proud of the lads for their efforts and on the whole our support, tremendous effort in backing the team, however for the section in l7e who refused to stand up and join the rest of l7 and instead moaned at everybody and tapped on those shoulders of those who did.... fuck off and watch another sport you utter thundercunts.

canny story. if they make a thomas crown affair II though i think im probably favourite for the pierce brosnan part.

no mate, just walked in with a screwdriver and announced to the landlord I'm having these. just shrugged and said, aye ok. me mate borrowed the screwdriver and had the johnny machine off the bog wall and walked out with it on his shoulder can still picture it now!

there used to be a pub in cheltenham called '1992' right den of iniquity and probably a huge embarrassment to the town's council as it was in a prime spot on the promenade next to the fountains etc, loved it in there me, was the cotswolds equivalent of the black garter! anyway.... bizarrely it was owned by newcastle breweries and just before it closed down to become an Italian restaurant I erm acquired the tin golfing and camping ones from the wall. inconsiderate twat's could've had that one for me to steal too!

I can only find one picture of the one you've posted above on google images and that was a photo of one on flickr taken in a pub in fucking copenhagen! honestly never seen that before, would love to get me hands on one, ebay appears a non starter though, they must be like rocking horse shite!

never seen that before mate, just had a look on ebay.... nowt. would love one of those! got these two....

is that genuine? serious question! I've got the golf one and the camping one in me garage workshop, never seen that one before on ebay or anywhere else..... am I being whooshed here?

zathras with his nose in front as we approach the final furlong.....

nowt to say really, just fascinated by the neck to neck race on post counts.

get yerself in the percy mate, I'll buy you a beer. @PaddockLad reckons you're a cunt but I don't believe him!

you think I'm unappreciative now? I'm moving to wales next week... just wait till I'm travelling from the valleys and we get beat.

I think we'll beat milan on wednesday, not gonna lie though, if we do it'll piss me off how we're seemingly incapable of coming even close to replicating our home form when away. bournemouth, everton and today have been fucking tragic. bruce like.

don't even tempt fate. we've given tremendous accounts of ourselves at home against chelsea and man utd with the same players. away from home we're capitulating, it's embarrassing and a fucking huge concern.

for an extra pound yer can take the dag. so you can.

my mate whatsapp'd me earlier this morning, he'd got his knickers in a right knot because the club were offloading tickets for the milan game for a fiver apparently after we'd paid £60 for ours. daft cunt was looking at the ones for the under 19s game.

bribes i'd imagine.