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I mean there's no doubting rob's a handsome enough chap but that's not happening unless he morphs in to salma by the weekend!

how the fuck you managed that? just getting this, won't let me click on it.

let me know if/when you're able to get one mate. there's always the possibility you can already, although I'd think that highly unlikely what with me being a renowned webmaster.

moved house beginning of feb mate, monrh leading up to it and the subsequent one have been chaotic, particularly the latter, not only chaotic but the little grade 2 listed old toll house in need of a bit of attention is also very much a fucking severe strain on already meagre finances!

@Dr Gloom, following on from registering on the fulham website to infiltrate the putney rd end for the fa cup game have you received an email saying tickets for our league game there are now available to purchase? I did and after logging on I was unable to click on buy a ticket, was coming up as restricted offer. suppose this could be something to do with only having 2 loyalty points (2 more than I've got for newcastle!) or that it needs to reach a general sale first?? anyway..... couldn't see an explanation as to why I couldn't buy a ticket in t&c, just wondered if you'd given it a go? tempted to ring them up but a bit concerned the accent might give it away!

sinking to the bottom half of the table if they get beat in the fiercely contested athletic bilbao shirt derby.

joelinton's looks a bit like a dmt crystal.

must live in seahouses.

sack the cunt then?

fucking tremendous, properly tremendous. never saw this coming! 2 away games this season, 2 wins.... time the ticket office were aware of this...

one of the more together ones in here he is. there's a bloke with collsr length hair, dr marten boots, jeans with turn ups and a villa scarf threaded through either side of his belt loops. not seen noet like this since the 70s.

sneaked in behind enemy lines in the witton arms. fucking ludicrous that a pub I've been coming s8nce the early 80s is now home supporters only. robbing brummie cunts charge £3 for the privilege!

think he's from shield row, that's just far enough away from the town centre to ensure the houses have some value.

legs of a 25 year old. face of a 15 year old. haircut of an agincourt bowman. in fairness to miley, stanley throws up a lot worse combinations.

I've got friends reunited if that's any good?

what the fuck is tiktok?

what this thread is screaming out for is my video from last night of my mate mick (he's from blyth) serenading big dan at the end of the match in all his pavarotti like splendor! file appears to be too big though.

tremendous noise from the away end all night too.... more of that please!

aye.... but he's a cunt.

aye, woeful first half, improved 2nd half then once gordon was switched to the right we were shit again. still, result was what mattered. and.... me first away game this season and carrying on from last season's run of 8 undefeated, the club really needs to take this is in to consideration when they have their fucking ticketing workshops!

just catching up with all this... hat doffed to @trophyshyfor the glue factory quip! can only hope the red dippers are taking this badly, not just a little bit badly, but really, really, really fucking badly. what with their neighbours 10 point deduction and another potentially pending, now this.... must be an absolute fucking hoot living in the capital of self pity at the minute.

aye, canny but far from his best. I went that day with rabbit (now of wor flags fame) in his mk1 golf and parked just round the corner from the ground. much preferred the days of going to london when you could park up and pollute wherever the fuck you liked.

was talking to my mate yesterday who's a west ham supporter, he reckons in their recent 5-0 humping at cc there was shit loads of west ham in p3 with no bother at all. I think it's probably safe to assume there'll be a lot more newcastle in there than you, me and me mate!

if there's only one fucker hoyed out of p3 on saturday it'll inevitably be me! funnily enough I remember my first ever trip to craven cottage, 83/84 promotion season 2-2 draw wearing the silver away strip (the players not me) it was very early march and it was fucking freezing!

putney road end seating availability looking a bit irregular here.... p1...... shitloads. p2...... shitloads. p3...... soldout.