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and more to the point, even if we did howe would leave him sat on the bench for 90 minutes.

we played canny against man city, we showed more passion in the first 20 minutes in that game then we had in all games prior. we dominated possession against a fucking woeful everton, really woeful. we failed to capitalise on it because we couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. we got nil goals at everton because that's what we deserved and we also failed to give an opportunity to a young kid we paid £15m for who couldn't feasibly do any worse than what was on the pitch. brighton scored today, a minute after isak did a shola impression, and by god mind he's looked more like shola than henry in every game he's featured in this season. at that point there was a general recognition in the crowd we'd fail to even get an equaliser. which sadly, was precisely what happened.

nah mate. I admire your optimism, its fucking misplaced though, we've played a quarter of a season, apart from 110 minutes we've been shite.

. wake up call that. for anybody in denial apart from a decent showing against man city and a canny comeback against wolves, that's a team finishing lower bottom half of the table. fucking woeful, we've gone from a team which couldn't defend last season but at least could score, to one that can do neither. we've failed as a club to gather any kind of momentum, it all looks as stale as fuck. clock ticking for howe.

almost certainly. probably shagged seagulls as well.

that'll probably depend on whether @Kid Dynamite is there or not.

I've every confidence shwan jalal will turn odysseas vlachodimos in to our very own greek heracles. if not, we've always got ruddy.

fuck the old whisky soaked, purple nosed scottish cunt.

amongst all the tales of derring do about when they took the entire city of newcastle etc on that thread, this post by former hoolie hardman/leader of amnesty international skylon stands out for me. he's had an epiphany moment bless him, don't be in the least bit surprised skylon lad that when pickford finally hangs up his tiny little goalkeepers gloves that he confesses he's been a mag all along....

not really. douglas bader was better with his feet than pope too.

buy her some popcorn and limp to the pub.

ive never seen the first one! her last 2 picks have been fucking beetlejuice and the banshees of inisherin. both of which she's steadfastly defended afterwards.

oy..... ct, what the fuck you jesusing about?? it was shite!

wife's pick last night, beetlejuice.... shite.

homs are just so much more right on then rent boys though.

were you aware of the glade festival? was billed as an electronic music festival with stages across the various genres, though the main origin stage was psytrance. was traditionally held on the wasing estate near thatcham/greenham common. anyway, was there in 2005, I think it was the 3 hottest consecutive days ever recorded in this country at the time, the last day of the festival was sunday and the next day mushrooms became illegal. all the stall holders who'd been openly trading exotic mushrooms all weekend had to get rid of their stock sharpish for fear of being arrested in the morning.... they were giving them all away. very, very messy day. 18.7.05. https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/jul/18/drugsandalcohol.markoliver

back in the olden days of a misspent youth I was a bit of a dab hand in the art of liberty cap hunting, a favourite spot would be in the fields behind the moorcock pub on waskerley moors the other side of consett. down here a famous hunting ground is hay bluff in the black mountains a few mile above hay-on-wye. both of these spots you could pick literally hundreds of the fucking things in no time at all. anyway, I was a staunch supporter of the liberty cap and very dismissive of all other weird and wonderful varieties from mexico, thailand etc which became trendy in the early '00s and which you buy quite freely in certain shops up until they made the whole lot illegal in 2005. the fly agaric however had an aura about it, i was never confident enough (read, lacked the bottle) to have a go at this bad boy mushroom, even if you could find one. the only time ive ever seen anybody who ate one was sat on the pavement outside lakota nightclub in bristol being violently sick, sort of put me off even more! walking the dog yesterday across monmouth golf course at the bottom of a silver birch tree at the side of the 12th fairway, I saw this, never seen owt like it in me life in this concentration, enough ibotenic acid to floor an entire herd of elephant I reckon..... tempted?

wouldn't let the cunt within 50 miles of a child. bindipping fucking nonce.

think I'll stop in today, bbc weather app for my area's showing wind speeds of 16,125mph. only a bit breezy in nottingham apparently, but don't forget your sun cream if you're headed there...

you for fogot the.... LAAAAAAAAAAAA ERM ERM

I'd be announcing eye watering sponsorship deals for everything by the end of the week. I'd have the bread baking sports lawyer on standby, ready to stop all other work at the drop of a hat. and I'd have steve wraith and Holly blades hanging around wharf road looking menacing. see what master's makes of that.

should've windmilled the whore.

sky boy.

I won't be happy till I know craig hope's take on it.