thebrokendoll

as far as I'm aware the whole chelsea rent boy thing started off as result of one of their headhunters being in bed with one at the time he was arrested during a police raid on known hooligans. it's old hat now and probably a bit dull, nor something I've chanted meself but I'm not offended by it. I think it's probably counter productive to draw attention to it by giving a big story on the front page of the bbc's premier league website.

I doubt mason mount gave a flying fuck, assuming he even heard it.

watched the man utd spurs game yesterday and never heard anything that warrants this.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c70wxx55rzdo about the closest reference I can find is that there might've been some chanting of rent boy to mason mount when he came on as an ex chelsea player, but does this really warrant a tag of abhorrent behaviour and stadium bans? where the fuck does it end? banned for singing a song with a swear word? banned for singing the adam johnson song because it's offensive to paedophiles? banned for singing the sammy lee song because it's offensive to small fat people?

mrs tbd.... can we switch over now? me.... no mrs tbd.... why not? you've been to newcastle, you've watched half the ipswiich game and you've watched the entire man utd game and you hate them. surely that's enough football? me.... no, I want to see the post match interview and the dutch nonce squirm. mrs tbd..... you're a cunt. me.... aye.

dutch nonce gone before the strictly halloween special?

name and shame these cunts..

no cowies involved with that cunt on the right, been gurning from the minute he was born.

3 paragraphs, 5 or 6 points raised and in all of them he's irrefutably correct. it's nothing short of miraculous.

watched this the other night, possibly not a recommendation as such, because fucking hell it's grim. I think as soon as it was announced that a festival had been attacked in israel both mrs tbd and I knew it would've been a psytrane one, it's a huge scene over there and there's always a big Israeli presence at the likes of boom and ozora festivals. anyway, in no way lessening the horror of what happened to others on october 7th or subsequently to those in gaza, imagine dropping acid or mushrooms to dance while the sun rises and your trip turns in to this? I genuinely hope the survivors will find it in themselves to dance again. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0023b3m/surviving-october-7th-we-will-dance-again

he loves us again and he was tremendous yesterday. without doubt the most handsome, bindipping, talented chook ever to lace up a pair of football boots.

good and proper.

fuck me man, wheres that passion been for earlier part of the season? bit of a nail biter, would've been beyond gilutted if we'd come out of that with nowt. referees was an absolute cunt. how the fuck was there only a minute added on to the first half half? it took the cunts 5 minutes to come back from scoring the goal. 7 minutes at the end because they weren't winning... fuck off man.

hope he gets better.

cunt better fucking play, 5am set off tomorrow.

if gemmill can quietly soldier on and go about his everyday business when his foot was all but amputated, then isak should be able to manage a game of football.

we do. we sack eales forthwith and replace him with the bonesaw man as ceo. we then get him to sit menacingly close to masters at all future premier league members meetings.

don't shoot the messenger. I'm only here to bring happiness and joy.

not be our problem for much longer, fucking off to be with reunited with his old mate dan..... https://www.footballinsider247.com/exclusive-man-united-turn-attention-to-eddie-howe-after-boardroom-bust-up/

I forgot.... we've even roped kevin mccloud and george clarke in to sorting out the stadium for us.

in all seriousness though was does the cunt do all day? we've got silverstone sorting out our sponsorships. we've got nickson out doing the scouting. we've got mitchell sorting out the transfer dealings, badly. we've got stephen tickle running the ballots and making sure the corporates get all the away tickets. we've got dave gregory and boyd weddell dishing out the bans to the bad boys. we've got eddie, jason and graeme looking after the coaching. we've got jimmy bunce making sure they're all eating their vegetables. we've got some fucker called colin perkins ordering in the cheese burgers for catering and hospitality. we've even got shola co-ordinating the loans. cunt just sits there limbering up his vocal chords for afternoon down at the stack.

google has us on the 2nd page and creeping upwards. hope he self searches me....

at least adam's probably lost his virginity now.

nut him.

my mate had one of them walking to the grosvenor casino after the southampton game. we had to make an emergency stop at tesco in chester-le-street to get him some bew trousers.