thebrokendoll

aye. you open up the bbc's premier league page and the first thing you see is we've apparently tried to pimp out our player of the season to the fucking red dippers while he's over at your place in an international tournament. it makes me want to vomit in all honesty..

if they sell gordon to the red bindippers the head chopping, women stoning, camel humping cunts can fuck right off. bring back the fat lad.

it's been pissing me off for a little while now how we're seemingly hell bent on being the nice guys. we've even voted in favour of stuff which appears counterproductive. enough of this bollocks, get in to them and fuck them up, sell no fucker, buy who we fucking like, announce the biggest stadium sponsorship the world has ever seen.... etc etc. then bankrupt the premier league with its legal fees. won't be happy me till richard masters' head is stuck on a spike outside the strawberry, the corrupt, smarmy, greasy tory cunt.

I'm dying to know what happened in the stanley bookies incident me. I mean i know they're rock and everything, however there was mags who used to drink in the kings head in stanley during the 80s who'll be knocking on the door of 60 now but I'd still put money on them to beat the living shit out of your average fake stone island wearing sunderland supporter.

them spurning the opportunity to play in the intertoto cup in the very early '00s, indeed even taking the piss out of it means that an entire generation of sunderland supporters born post november '73 will live their lives and very probably die without them ever seeing a competitive european match. shame that.

skylon, probably the hardest man in sunderland, arguably the hardest man in england, but most definitely the hardest man on the internet mocking our 7th place finish... a sunderland supporter would need to be well in to their 80s to have any kind of lucid memory of them finishing higher than that, and well in to their 60s to have any recollection of them last kicking a ball in anger in europe. sometimes its probably best just not to try and take the piss..

the fuckers have got cardiff opening game of the season, the quickest route literally takes them right past my house. in an incredible act of bravery I'm inclined to nonchalantly stand by monmouth roundabout wearing our home top and munching on a steakbake. that'll show the cunts.

I'm just astonished no mags were windmilled during the entire article.

I don't believe for one second that there's a sainsbury's in sunderland.

as a complete contrast, I honestly thought clive tyldesley was climaxing every time de bruyne touched the ball in the belgium/romania game the other night.

we should've done that anyway with dubravka. pettiness should be the name of the game in all dealings with those cunts.

aye, I noticed his posts too. I've long since got over being pissed off at the idea of ashworth being poached by them fuckers. they're welcome to the slimey cunt. just pay a reasonable negotiated rate, but no, they appear to be partly owned by the chemical industry's equivalent of mike ashley.

last post on their thread is actually a really good read. bit of realism from a man utd supporter, whatever next? https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof-currently-tending-to-his-garden.478683/page-64

I know what I think, if he's joining them cunts I hope he's fucking shite.

you.have an everton friend? is that some kind of voluntary work you do?

we need an upgrade on almiron, right wing contributed next to fuck all last season. seems like we potentially already own the solution but decide to sell him. great idea.

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it. walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy. for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham. they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well. what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists. my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day. that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are. I mean.... that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings.

not to worry mate, if he carries on in the same form this coming season I'll shag him instead.

neither warmed nor moistened then? poor lad can't do nowt right.

oh! what about his football8ng prowess then?

you warming to our handsome young scouser yet?

seen it referenced a few times over on rtg now that the seagull shagger was a mag and was quite curious as to what bizarre and twisted logic had managed to convince them this ludicrous myth that a bloke from roker avenue in deepest sunderland was a newcastle supporter? anyway, here's the fake fb page that no longer exists, aye, very convincing you stupid mackem cunts... taken from his court appearance... A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality He is also a pathological liar whose lies served no purpose the court heard. so, not only is david lee most definitely a mackem, from the above it would appear to be guaranteed he also posts on on rtg.

I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me. I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place. I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85 to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup. I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas. despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem. it's nothing short of miraculous.teally.

they're mulling over whether or not fabregas would be interested on managing them. currently working at como 1907 who've just been promoted to serie A. poor spanish fucker would have sleepless nights mulling that one over.