thebrokendoll

canny, just don't mention chooks.

nowt much wrong in that article to be fair to the bald cumt.

transfer window is gathering pace towards the inevitable SLAM. we've bought a goalkeeper for £24m who was third choice at a team that was flirting with relegation last season and dug another fucker up from the grave. failed seemingly to even try to upgrade on almiron while simultaneously off loading to one of our direct competitors for a europeam place possibly the brightest young prospect on the right wing the world has ever known. not only that, we've shipped out the geordie maradonna for a fraction of the price the mackems are guaranteed to get for some cunt called clarke who no fuckers ever heard of. come back mikey lad and bring your mate thumbheed with you. I for one never had a bad word to say about yous. edit..... and how could I forget? we've spent nearly a month putting in over 100 bids for a central defender in 50p increments!

here's our mate keith waxing lyrical about his admiration for albert pierrepoint who executed up to 600 people in a 25 year career as a hangman ending in 1956. odd that he'd have such an aversion to murdering camel humpers, when really he should have nothing but admiration for a swift swish of the sulthan sword....

forest with an obligation to buy preferably.

the stupid spanish cunt.

the feral bindipping cunts can go and fuck themselves in to oblivion.

you may well be right. maybe keegan doesn't court any honour. I do think though that his 'not in the brochure' protest is the single most transformative moment in the club's history, certainly in my lifetime. and while it's impossible to say what might or might not have happened since that time, I personally don't think we'd be where we are today without the way keegan began shaping nufc at the beginning of the 90s. will never be beaten as the greatest nufc legend for me.

I think as non celebrity types we've all got our little claims to fame that we're quite chuffed with. I reckon if you could genuinely say that as as kid back in the 70s you sang on another brick in the wall, that would take some beating!

I still think it's an absolute travesty keegan hasn't been honoured by the club in some way nobody has deserved it more.

opened up this 'hot' topic thinking maybe the cunt has signed after all. but no, merely ct giving all other thread users a severe Internet arse kicking.

aye and me. the young, dashingly handsome, babe magnet version of tbd.

https://x.com/LeeDForster/status/1825422167791591740 42 years ago, fucks sake.

I really liked the angelic upstarts and thought mensi was a cracking front man. he was also a massive fan of lads although I'm pretty sure he was actually a sand dancer. I suppose they can't really take any credit for this on the latter technicality.

in fairness I did think the toy dolls nellie the elephant was one the worst records ever made. wasn't that keen really on the eurythmics either, although I didn't mind annie lennox.

dark side of the moon is musical genius. squealing like somebody's grabbed you by the bollocks and twisted them isn't I'm afraid.

did the bee gee's ever make a good record? i'd say no, hate the squeaky voiced cunts me.

right then, really pleased with the 3 point start to the season. looked poor from the outset and then what looked like a harsh sending off from where I was sat provoked a reaction from the players and crowd. chuffed for joelinton, tucked his goal away well and probably our man of the match overall. dig in well to defend our lead, was a fucking tense watch, reminded me a bit of our 1-0 win against arsenal last season. anyway, got home too late to see motd last night so haven't seen again an incident from just before the end of the first half, my mate said he never spotted it happening from up in l7... did anybody notice what appeared to be a bit of an angry reaction from gordon towards howe when hall was told to take a free kick from 10 yards outside the right corner of the penalty box? was far from his best yesterday, not surprised he was subbed, or maybe I just imagined li?!

what the fucks going on here, they've redecorated the percy... it's got wallpaper, laminated flooring and all the neon signs behind the bar have gone.... the cunts.

all tongue in cheek mate, in reality if mitchell is dealing directly with parish I doff my hat to him if he completely levelled the cunt with a headbutt. time to move on I think.

is there something wrong with your foot then? you've never mentioned it.

didn't they give us about £5m compensation for the king? im sure parish thinks he's being a clever cunt fucking about with this transfer, bollocks to him though he can keep his fucking over valued defender we'll always have had the best laugh.

hope susanna reid give parish chlamydia and p.i.d. the absolute whopping cockney thundercunt.

who the fuck is uncle grimace?

or walk past the billboard of the chronicle seller at the entrance to eldon square next to fenwicks. always had the back page headline and saved yourself a tanner.