thebrokendoll

well thank the lord for that.

nee cunt.

0/3 success rate in the ballot, man city the latest failure. would be nice if they gave even a hint of information as to how they've split the available tickets between ballot/online sale. far be it from me to throw a conspiracy theory in to the equation but I also wonder if the ballot is weighted in the favour of those who"ve forked out the extra tenner to be superdooper mag+ members?

you think masters isn't scared of us then?

9/10 solely down to the blatant corruption of forking out £20m for forests 3rd choice keeper who they'd paid £6m for a season or so before. we showed you masters.

eales + mitchell = llambias + wise

the normal precision accuracy you'd expect from longstaff to be honest.

fuck off, you all eat 25 double sausage and egg mcmuffins for breakfast.

you need to see the private collection.

just to add to the depravity.

canny line up, get in to them and fuck them up. mind you, photos of the lasses arses @PaddockLad has been sending me from hooters bar, I'd be tempted to stop in the pub!

not bad ali

both sound like a pair of thundercunts to me.

face it, we're just not gonna get one over the line. but we tried.

and so they should.

I wanted an old copper whistling kettle for the campervan wood stove. had a look on ebay and found exactly what I was looking for. put a cheeky bid in for £15 with 24 hours to go and checked in again with a minute to go only to find I'd been outbid. hit them with a big purple one in the last 15 seconds and got the fucking thing for £19.50.... ruthless, that's me.

and I'd agree with that. id have no issue with a low ball offer initially. the 2nd bid would be the best one. at which point I'd walk away. were up to four or five now IF the press are to believed.

go then.... at what point do you say enough's enough then?

you've listed another reason why parish doesn't let him go for £45m, the two acls. he is a cunt, but probably not a stupid one.

parish isn't letting his superstar, english central defender whose just been roundly accepted as the stand out performer at the euros go for £45m. not happening man.

there's not a hope in hell of that happening.

which is why it madness we're still seemingly chasing shadows with guehi 3 days before the window shuts. we've had three and a half months to address 2 problem positions.

meanwhile.... there's none so blind as those who will not see

like a geriatric 15 year old I was when that went in, running about on the side of the pitch! was still in the stand 20 minutes after the whistle singing the 'don't wanna go home, this is the best trip I've ever been on' song tremendous night out!

I sincerely hope so too, because as it stands we'll finish the summer with some greek 5th choice goalkeeper as our biggest buy and can start counting off the days till isak/bruno/gordon fuck off to pastures new.