thebrokendoll

anger is an energy.

invented by the sumerian people. hosted by a genial cockney comedian. bought by murdering camel humpers.

geordie girl .... 'I'm going back to newcastle with £19.5k, which is the best place in the world by the way' cue massive massive destruction of televisions in sunderland and indisputable claims of the saudi's buying the wheel.

football's finished, strictly's finished and the wheel pops up next. first contestant is a young lassies from newcastle who proclaims.... whey geordies yes! expect michael mccintyre to be their next figure of unadulterated hate.

getting the sack in the morning this fucker!

please, please, please predict the murdering bindipping cunts to do so.

I strongly recommend stopping in, seems stupid to needlessly put your osteogenesis imperfecta at risk.

avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. you're liable to snap at any moment.

brace yourselves gentlemen, this is another epic in the making.

I met mccoist in the departure lounge at basel airport the day after our 2nd leg semi final defeat in marseille and had a couple of beers with him. could well have been that he'd been to the match himself as part of the commentary team, I can't remember now. anyway..... I was still bitterly disappointed at our exit and was in full whinge mode about it perhaps being time for robson to move to a job upstairs and let a younger nan take the reins and I think my good mate ally thought I was talking shite. just wondering, did he dedicate a chapter to this chance encounter? seem to recall him saying at the time it was one of the most scintillating football conversations he'd ever had.

the wonders of the little blue diamond.

appreciate that mate. in fairness I've got a ticket for every one of our league games this season plus chelsea in the league cup, which is every game I've tried for in the member general sale. I just like whinging about the ballot, because I'm a whinging old cunt.

oh hooray, it's the weekly ballot fail day. aston villa makes it 0/9 this season, but also the last ballot ticket I won was for forest on boxing day last season. a full year of ballot failures, I think I warrant some kind of good fortune certificate!

about time our leaders stopped being such a bunch of tarts and wrote a few strongly worded letters of our own.... https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/nswe-join-forces-man-city-30404174

had to google that one. you well and truly took the crown in 2024 mind.

gemmill getting a slaughtering here again I see.

was at the london stadium for the 1-5 , watching isak stood next to fabianski nonchalantly watching as the ball floated in to the back of the net was fucking tremendous, possibly a highlight of the season. more of the same please.

flammable bubble blowers.

aye, dark stuff, but tremendous. also thought cristin milioti was immense as sophia falcone, in fact the episode which centered on her time in arkham and her subsequent retribution on her family was the highlight of the series. give gotham a go, first series is a bit slow, but persevere, it's well worth it.

rumours seem to be growing that newcastle's greatest ever living legend will be at the home against the bindippers at the beginning of next month. I appreciate it's easy to put 2 and 2 together and come to this conclusion on the back of the fact he has apparently been invited along with wor flags planning a huge special display for the great man. absolutely desperate for this to be the case me as I'll be there (despite @Gemmill deliberate and malicious attempt to thwart me chances of getting a ticket.) time for the hoodoo against these cunts to come to an end, and I think it will. I'd love for keegan to be there to witness it as well as an atmosphere to rival that created in the anfield rd end coming up to 40 years ago. love this bloke.

was happy to see his mate souness ship bellamy out to celtic though, then the goals started drying up.

that threads on 8 pages now of hate and absolute delusion that fender has fucked his career by embracing nufc. no one's mentioned yet that his new album will be available in black and white stripes so it's probably save to assume they don't know, once it comes out there'll be a fair few of the stupid cunts spontaneously combusting......

I win.....