thebrokendoll

they were top and 6 points ahead of sheffield united at the beginning of this month. they're 4th and 5 points behind them now. been a canny november for the mackem cunts though, we got beat off west ham.

aye, absolutely shitting meself me....

you ever heard of the expression 'doth protest too much'? that's you with the chook that is, in reality you're strumming like eric fucking clapton.

the wrapping barely removed before the girlie pillow masturbation starts.

he's just turned 22, he should be doing exactly what trippier was doing off it!

we were unlucky not to have got at least an equaliser in the 1st half. 2nd half performance was fucking pathetic, we left the ground with what we deserved, fuck all. and I thought they were one of the worst teams I've seen at sjp this season.

he's having a good game that young fellow actually.

tremendous

was a silly question really.

anger is an energy.

invented by the sumerian people. hosted by a genial cockney comedian. bought by murdering camel humpers.

geordie girl .... 'I'm going back to newcastle with £19.5k, which is the best place in the world by the way' cue massive massive destruction of televisions in sunderland and indisputable claims of the saudi's buying the wheel.

football's finished, strictly's finished and the wheel pops up next. first contestant is a young lassies from newcastle who proclaims.... whey geordies yes! expect michael mccintyre to be their next figure of unadulterated hate.

getting the sack in the morning this fucker!

please, please, please predict the murdering bindipping cunts to do so.

I strongly recommend stopping in, seems stupid to needlessly put your osteogenesis imperfecta at risk.

avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. you're liable to snap at any moment.

brace yourselves gentlemen, this is another epic in the making.

I met mccoist in the departure lounge at basel airport the day after our 2nd leg semi final defeat in marseille and had a couple of beers with him. could well have been that he'd been to the match himself as part of the commentary team, I can't remember now. anyway..... I was still bitterly disappointed at our exit and was in full whinge mode about it perhaps being time for robson to move to a job upstairs and let a younger nan take the reins and I think my good mate ally thought I was talking shite. just wondering, did he dedicate a chapter to this chance encounter? seem to recall him saying at the time it was one of the most scintillating football conversations he'd ever had.

the wonders of the little blue diamond.

appreciate that mate. in fairness I've got a ticket for every one of our league games this season plus chelsea in the league cup, which is every game I've tried for in the member general sale. I just like whinging about the ballot, because I'm a whinging old cunt.

oh hooray, it's the weekly ballot fail day. aston villa makes it 0/9 this season, but also the last ballot ticket I won was for forest on boxing day last season. a full year of ballot failures, I think I warrant some kind of good fortune certificate!

about time our leaders stopped being such a bunch of tarts and wrote a few strongly worded letters of our own.... https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/nswe-join-forces-man-city-30404174

had to google that one. you well and truly took the crown in 2024 mind.