thebrokendoll

I took my lad to the brighton cup game a few weeks back. I was sat behind the goal in the gallowgate, 2 rows behind me old seat and a couple of seats further in from the aisle. I could picture the younger me sat there, except of course I wasn't. there was no you or your lad on the other side of the aisle, the bloke and his minxy daughter who used to dj on the quayside were gone. the woman I used to sit next to was still there, but she looked very old bless her, but her husband was gone, maybe a family rift over ashley or maybe he's gone permanently? I didn't go and ask her. it all made me feel quite sad to be honest, there was only a handful of us stood up to watch isak take his penalty, fucking tragic really wouldn't have been like that 15 or so years ago. get yourself in the percy tomorrow night, I'll buy yer a pint.

I. feeling fine duh duh duh arab hoop is like good wine

it's not really what's pissing me off though, i can tolerate going on.a website and seeing adverts for a pair of trainers I fleetingly looked at a couple of weeks earlier, it's a mild intrusion on your privacy. what fucks me off is that they're treating people who are going to a football match like some deranged cunt trying to sneak in to a world leaders summit with a suicide belt on. why the fuck do they need all the photo id shite at a football ground? what the fuck difference does it make to them if bobby from barnstaple can't use his ticket at the last minute so he let's his nephew billy from the borders use it for nowt? and why the fuck should billy get a stadium ban for 3 years and bobby lose his season ticket? who the fuck's driving this shit and why?

I fucking despair me. they literally won't be happy till they know exactly who is sat in each seat at every game. there'll be no chance of ever passing on a ticket to a family member or friend, unless they too are registered at the club with photo identification. it's got fuck all to do with touting or crowd trouble, youre going to a fucking football match man, why are these cunts so obsessed with wanting to know who you are?

murphy backtracks on scholes at the end, no you were right in the first place, scholes is an absolute whopping fucking thundercunt.

sounds about right. I've had 2 in the ballot this season, there's 6 home games left. bear in mind also we've had half a dozen or so home cup games. relying on the ballot alone your chances of a ticket are about in 1 in every 10. very soon the club will be taking in more money from the 14,000 or so tickets which go on sale each home game to members than they do for the 30 odd thousand season tickets. which is why any fucker harbouring any ambitions of getting one if a larger ground is built are living in cloud cuckoo land. on the contrary, once this comes in at newcastle, which it will, expect a cull on season ticket holders bending the rules as it is, facial recognition is just round the corner.....

fancy waking up in the morning man and being keith.

I think I'd rather sing a blur song.

shit loads of tickets still available for the palace game, mostly in level 7 of the leazes for anybody fancying going.

eales being a bellend? nah, not having that. 3 years left on a contract is worthless if a player is unhappy and wants out. isak is on 30% of what raheem sterling and rashford are raking in, neither are fit to lace his boots. we need his goals to shoot us to a top 4 finish and then treble his wages, he'll have earned it.

fucking unbelievable. you've only had the fucking membership 5 minutes and it was half price. wait till ugly mackems finds out.

crystal palace..... FAILURE

does 'lot' mean bunch of cunts?

fuck off with your man utd shite.

aye, but then equally i can't imagine howe wanting any distraction before the game itself. talking to me brother yesterday about it and his theory was that they might display st the ground after the last home game of the season instead.

have the club said anything with regard to showing the cup at the brentford game? I'd like to think they would at full time, or at least I hope so!

there is one very clear and obvious place to view proceedings worthy of consideration. here....

I'm struggling with how the other parent and yourself ever came to this conclusion to be honest.

talking ro me old man last night about the bus parade to greet the players after the losing '74 cup final. I remember the 11 yr old me on the pitch with me brother who was 8, a mate called bill conroy, (now sadly departed, his uncle owned a furniture shop, seem to recall they had an advertising hoarding at the back of the gallowgate and were often matchday/ball sponsors) and me dad. the players came out on the west stand. me old man reckons it was reported that there was 250,000 lined the streets or in the ground. I would say 100,000 would be a poor turn out to be honest!

he's that not bothered about us there's a reasonable chance his heart'll explode one day when he's hammering on his keyboard.

sofatester handing out some valuable advice to his fellow mackems about how they shouldn't pay any attention to us vile bastards anymore. the secret is just not to be bothered by anything that ever happens to us apparently. this despite him spending huge swathes of his tragic life contributing multiple times on every thread about nufc. the stupid fucking cunt.

on several occasions some of our support sang 'brucey brucey give us a wave' fucking astonishing.

for fuck's sake, the other half of the sweeney's turned up.

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