thebrokendoll

it would suggest to me that the fat cunt and his repulsive little sidekick have had 6 or 7 weeks longer to find a new manager and have failed to do so, seemingly prefering to stumble along towards another season of chaos with no incoming transfers but no doubt plenty of outgoing. it would also appear that a few days after being informed by benitez that he wouldnt be able to work under their shite terms the news suddenly broke/was leaked of yet another fakeover. coincidence?

the fat cunt is the epitome of a narcissist. although he's unable to even see it, he'll be getting a bone on over the fact 50,000 people's world is revolving around him. that's enough to satisfy the repulsive twat in the short term. the sooner his world stops revolving, permanently, the better.

aye! that fucking one! *morphs in to joe pesci in the goodfellas*

every time i see that photo of the hideous fat cunt i get overcome with an outrageous and overwhelming sense of pure, voilent hatred. i can see myself kneeling over the top of him and headbutting him repeatedly till his brains leak out his ears. i reckon this is probably irrational... but i feel not one scrap of guilt or remorse.

oh and i forgot.... relegation.

a complicit manager. a very healthy transfer window profit. more sports direct signs. a couple of embarrassingly futile fans forums. a block of flats obliterating SJP from the skyline. 50,000 zombies. some chuckles and smirks of contempt. a thinly disguised v sign. that's yer lot i'm afraid.

i'm almost completely detached from takeover stories, manager stories and transfer stories. i just want to read a headline that the fat fucking cunt has fallen in to a wood chipping machine and has been sprayed all over hertfordshire.

aye, i'm a selfish twat though, i wanted ashley torn to shreds, because by god the cunt deserves it! i'm also a million miles away from being an employment law expert but i'd have thought whatever was in a contract surely is longer valid once it's expired?

good. let's hope he's prepared to be a LOT more revealing. although i'd still prefer it if he threw hand grenades at him. :

i'd rather he threw hand grenades at him. at a time when as a support we're desperate for a catalyst to prompt mass rebellion rather than mass apathy i think one poignant line about an 'unshared vision' is disappointing. perhaps there maybe signs that some are waking up from their slumber if the recent increase in the number of members of the n.u.s.t. is anything to go by. however i think this a missed opportunity to have really set a snowball rollling when emotions are (or should be) raw. just my opinion.

massively underwheiming. it's to be hoped there's a lot more to follow.

let's hope he betters keegan's 'i don't want to share my oxygen with these people' something along the lines of 'i hope the fat cunt forgets to duck next time he jumps out of his helicopter' would he nice. in all honesty anything short of a rousing call to arms which even manages to spark a sign of life in the huge percentage of zombie sheep which infest SJP these days would be a major disappointment. my gut feeling is the spaniard will deliver, not so the undead.