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strode in my arse. bet the fucker slithered in leaving a silver trail. like some kind of grotesque, jabba the hutt in an ill fitting tracksuit.

steve brucey.... "Some of the criticism has been relentless but I'll protect the players and keep my dignity" protects the players by stating they didnt turn up with their boots after two games. dignity? the cunt doesnt even know the meaning of the word. the fucking wobbling fat mess is really going to achieve the seemingly impossible, by the end of september newcastle supporters will look back in fondness on pardew. pardew will be remembered as amiable, likeable, dignified, humble and hugely competent in his work. take a bow brucey.

8-0 tottenham to finally lay to rest the ghost of the 7-1 mauling in '96. sissoko to score all 8 in a stunning display of clinical finishing. bank holiday weekend, good weather forecast, gonna fuck off in the van and head to either the pembokeshire coast or snowdonia national park. can't decide whether to choose a location where mobdro gets the eternal circle of stream loading or tune in like a sick car crash rubbernecker.

i detect a definite air of pessimism in this thread!

think we'll be bottom after the tottenham game and then it's very likely we'll never move from there.

remember when edwards wrote for the journal he was always a massive apologist for kieron dyer. so he's always been a cunt really.

we're all suffering from 'emotional confirmation bias' if you can be arsed to read this shite from luke edwards.... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/08/19/steve-bruce-has-impossible-job-trying-change-closed-minds/

don't recall seeing rumours of any other club being interested in signing him. there appears to be absolutely no reason why we would have to pay anymore for him than we did for mitrovic, or even what fulham subsequently paid us for the serbian. dodgy as fuck i reckon!

channel 5 tonight, sp**ts di**ct: secrets of the mega sports factory. just in case you're feeling masochistic and need to further your reasons to detest the repulsive fat cunt!

remember putting 7 past spurs and keegan being gutted on gerry francis's behalf? seems like a fucking life time a go.

if spurs can't be arsed, liverpool will beat man city to handing out the absolute mullering.

gutted for you. think you'll either need to be someone who's very philosophical about humiliation or have a very good sense of humour!

next up, a nice day out at tottenham. we'll definitely get nil. be rock bottom. and the potential is very much there to be on a minus double figures goal difference unless the spurs players get bored.

we're gonna have to get to a cup final for a 'nice day out' looking like they'll be in short supply in the league brucey.

£40m my fucking arse. has to be the most bizarre and suspect transfer fee ever, with apparently no competition for his signature whatsoever.

as a slight aside. norwich run out to and end with 'parklife' i hate both blur and phil daniels with a passion. for this i hope norwich are relegated too.

aye, my bad above. mid table next week when boyhood club bruce oversees an emphatic humping of tottenham.

hooray! we've now just moved up to 3rd from bottom.

2-0 defeat. hometown brucey to state we can't possibly compete with the financial might of the norfolk based cookery magnate and former swapshop presenter. whats more, norwich has a lot of middle class kids who've had a good education.

perhaps they have more scruples than you?

new here so not au fait with folks historic posts. i would say though that ugly mackems was spot on with the 'shoes off pogoing idiots' right up there with police horse boxing as a low point in newcastle supporters history!

sounds like he's right up there with world's greatest philosophers that lad.

i'd put him on not much better than a par with carver as well mate. however it wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if bruce did feature quite prominently on this apparent list. he was certainly more likely to be interested in the job than mourinho. bit like offering a fiver for messi!

wouldn't surprise me in the slighest if bruce had topped the list. i mean how can the collective footballing super brains of ashley, charnley, barnes and bishop possibly get anything wrong?

i reckon steve 'hometown club' bruce will be a visibly broken man by the end of september. fully expect to be bottom of the league, out of a cup and been on the recieving end of at least two utter maulings by then. no sympathy for the cunt whatsoever, on the contrary, will delight in watching him unravel.