thebrokendoll

time to take a leaf out of these lads book? https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/10839729/man-utd-fans-flares-ed-woodwards-house/

in the same article they refer to martin samuels as a well respected national scribe. i've read it several times and i still can't decide whether kennedy is taking the piss or not.

i'm really quite relieved you've said that. i don't feel quite so concerned about me own fantasies now.

whilst steadfastly stating no comment.

think the transfer window's covered mate. fans favourite brucey has already told mikey he doesn't need the £60m he offered him a week or two ago.

kenyon and some other fucker with no money perhaps?

if it was all about squeezing the extra £10m he alluded to in last summers martin samuel 'interview' (i know) then i'm sure saudi arabia being saudi arabia would just pay it surely? ashley's a cunt, he wants us to appreciate just how much of a cunt he is, until such time as he ceases to be.

i wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if the 10% of the deal that's missing is precisely what russia today have speculated on. ie he retains a stake in the club and gets to keep his tacky advertising plastered all over the ground from foundations to roof. he's not content to get back the £134m he paid for it, the £70m debt he inherited, the further £70m he apparently loaned us due to his own scandalous mismanagement in running us PLUS £70m in profit. he wants to keep his chubby little fingers in the pie and it's why we'll never be sold to anybody who wants a clean break. ever. oh.... he'll probably want the tenner back he spent on joelinton too.

just off the top of me head... martin samuels, richard keys, dennis wise, rio ferdinand, lee charnley, keith bishop, justin barnes, joe kinnear, alan pardew, steve bruce, peter beardsley.... apart from looking like a who's who of dark web users, they don't have one shred of moral fibre between them. has there ever been, even once, anybody with any decency or self respect whose been able to put up a viable defence for the repulsive fat cunt?

i think it's a damn shame that lucy verasamy doesn't know all the world's worst cunts and wanted to buy us.

i remember rhe days when luke edwards wrote some reasonable articles in it. he tarnished them though by piping off keiron dyer at every given oppirtunity.

you from north shields?

all of this sounds fair and reasonable. i don't care though, i just want the fat cunt to fall in to a skip full of chainsaws stuck on full throtle.

depends on how many times a shift they went to the bog and how long they spent in there.

love a bit of psytrance....

the mind can only boggle as to what the working conditions would be like if ashley had his warehouse in downtown riyadh. the original question is irrelevant anyway, the fat cunt's going nowhere.

A plus i want ashley to go for a walk in the woods and get picked up by a tree harvester.

in my sports science like analysis of projected goal scoring figures for joelinton in the third tier of english football i discovered that peterborough supporters sang a song about ivan toney having a big knob. this may or may not have helped toney to hit the ground running with 7 goals in the first 7 games. regardless of whether joelinton has a big cock or not a favourable ditty that he has could very easily see the goals start flowing? also, it'd be more pleasing to the ear than 'brucey giz a wave' maybe.

FUCK OFF YOU DULL CUNT.

i appreciate this is hardly an exact science, however just for a chuckle.... playing for a premier league team against 3rd division opponents our £40m (i know) brazilian is notchimg up goals at the incredible rate of 1 in 3. equate this scintilating strike rate to the 27 games played by our mackem mates regular opponents and he'd be on 9. a quick look at the third division scoring chart means he'd be in joint 11th place with 7 other fuckers i've never heard of. well, apart from sunderland's chris maguire, who i think they all hated but now probably think is the dogs bollocks because he's better than charlie wyke. interestingly, joelinton's 1 goal for every 270 minutes played compares very poorly with those he's vying with in 11th place; so perhaps he's not even that good? lastly, top goal scorer in the 3rd division is ivan toney on 18. twice as many as that projected for our transfer record shattering striker. toney is knocking them in at the rate of 1 in 134 minutes, twice as quickly as our former hoffenheim, bundesliga superstar. just for further comparison, toney reportedy cost peterborough in the region of £650,000 i wonder if things are a bit strained between our mikey and nickson?

booooooo

bit disappointed in the negativity in here lads. we're nowhere near injury time yet.

just off to google.....

i guessed that mate! scotch or irish it's the work of the devil i reckon. won a bottle of laphroaig one year for having the dream team which scored the most points in the fixtures immediately before christmas, i was led to believe it was a good one. hideous, swapped it for 20 embassy regal! apologies to whisky (e) lovers everywhere!

does it give you instant heartburn as well?